オンラインで罠にはめられまくるAI【Ultimate Chicken Horse】[ENG SUB]
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オンラインで罠にはめられまくるAI【Ultimate Chicken Horse】[ENG SUB]

August 29, 2019


Hello, everyone! Virtual Gamer Kizuna AI here!Today…I’d like to play Ultimate Chicken Horse!I’ve been wanting to play this game ever since I saw it!Let’s go with the chickenYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostYou were kicked by the hostI got kicked, what the hell!In which Kizuna AI gets kickedIn which Kizuna AI gets kickedWhy?Why?Why?Is everyone asleep?Everyone’s asleep, are they?No one is movingNo one is movingI want to play!I want to play!(sobbing)A few minutes later…A few minutes later…Oh!Take a lotTake a lotOh!!Oh!We’re in!Haha!I did it!I did it!I did it!!※Already tired out※Already tired out※It’s a game where everyone races to the end of the level!
Before the game starts, you get to choose and place a trap!
※It’s a game where everyone races to the end of the level!
Before the game starts, you get to choose and place a trap!
Hmm, which one?This oneUhh, this oneThis one, this one!※This time I’m the squirrel!
Please pay attention to the squirrel!
※This time I’m the squirrel!
Please pay attention to the squirrel!
Here?Ahh!PffftWaitWait!AhI can’t reachI can’t reach!Alright…OhAnd now…Huh?↑Stepped right into a trap↑Stepped right into a trapHuh?Huh?Huh?Come on, this isn’t…Huh…?(sobbing)Hmmm???Erm, in that case…Let’s pick thisWhat is this?Put this here?Here?WowLook out!Look out!Look out!Looka looka lookaLooka lookaLooka looka…So now…Get on this…Ah!AhI’m such a scrub…Ah, that’s not fair!You Tanuki! RaccoonWaah…Must be nice…I want to get to finish as well!I’m losingAaahErrBlack holeHeh…Heheh…Everyone’ll get sucked up…Hee hee hee!Uh-ohHupAHHHH!!!WHAAA!!!WhyWhyWhyWhyGet sucked up!I’m just gonna…gonna put this here!Hey! Wa-wa-wa–Huh, why!?Why?Why did I die?Ahh!Was it that cannon thing?Aww, that didn’t work at all, wait…I’m such a scrub…Hey, you!That’s not fair!That’s not fairAaah! Oh, no!Aww…This cannon…Aaaaaah!Hey!WaitWhy is this happening?Why is this happening!?Don’t any of you dare get to the endDon’t you dareDon’t you dare, elephant!Aaaah!Yes!Alright!Alright!Yeeeeeaaah!Yay, yay, yay, yay, yayYay! Yay!Yay, yay, yay!What is this sticky yellow stuff?Ah!Ahaha, wait, wait, pfftHeeySeriouslyHey, wait!Please, nobody finish…Please don’t…Don’t do that!Last place, eh?What the heckI just don’t get it…Aaahhh…“You are the ultimate elephant”That is, an elephantRight?This was my first game so that was just practiceThis time, I’m going to win!I can do this!What is this?A barrel?So, the start is down here…Alright!Ah!Aaaaaaaah!!WaaaaaaaaahAhHuh?Hoo?OhHmhm!Ah!I see, the barrel moves!Alright! The elephant fell off!Serves you right…Aaaah!HeyI seriously don’t get this at all!Why is this happening!?Ahhh, what?Maybe this isn’t my thingOh…But…It’s not that sort of thingThis is…This is not something you’re either good or bad atEverybody fell off that time!Let’s put this hereHehe!Then maybe I won’t fall down this time?Ah!I slipped!Hey, I slipped!That’s not fair!I slipped!That’s unfair!Ah…Hey!I’m losing…So, this thing…if I put it here…it’ll stop me falling, right?HmHey, wait!You!Why did–Hey!The elephant!The elephant broke it!Hey!The elephant broke it!The elephant broke it!!The el…The elephant broke it!Okay, calm down…It doesn’t matter if we’re lastThe point is that we get to the endThat’s right, that’s rightI’ll just make it easy for myselfThe elephant won’t be able to break this oneSlow and steady is fineJust go at my own paceI can just go at my own paceWhat!?I didn’t know it could do that…I didn’t know it could do that…I didn’t know…Nobody told me it could do that!Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!They say the third time’s the charmIf everyone else wants to, then let’s go with the jungleIf you want to do the jungle so badly, who am I to refuse?Plop!Aaaagh!Ah!Elephant!Elephant…!Elephant…Ah!I wonder what happens if you get that coin?You can’t stand on that part, then…I died at the same part…This sucks…What!?Elephant!Elephant!!!Stop it, stop it!This is supposed to be the third time lucky!What’s happened twice can’t happen three times!Ah!Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?I jumped off the yellow sticky stuff
so I didn’t go as far…
I jumped off the yellow sticky stuff
so I didn’t go as far…
What? What? What?What? What?What happened?Aaaarrrghhhh!Well, what’s happened twice can happen three times, I guess…Ah!There’s four of us now!Now there’s no way I’ll be bottom!She says, jinxing herself…but…but…that just makes it more challenging…right?Elephant!Oh, the elephant diedI’m fine, I’m fineI can do thisFirst clear!First clear!Yes!Yay!I got to the end!Wow!Yay! Yippee!I can do it if I try!AlrightLet’s try and get first!Ah!How dare you resort to such cowardly means!Why, you!And now…I can…Huh?Huh!?Ah…Ahh…Ah…(Sniffling)(Sobbing)I’ll do anything, just don’t let me be last…What’s this?Hmm, how should I…go about this one?Alright!Ah!Ah, I see, is it because of those thorns?WellLet’s just copy the chicken!Half-stand on thisThen just run across…Oh, ah! Ah! Ah! I can do it!Yes!I made it!Nice!Ah, a comeback!Oh, yes! Yes!I’m not last!Now all I have to do is reach the end and I won’t be last!What’s this?A coin?I’ve got a coin…I remember how to do this…So here…You do this…Aaaagh!No way!I fell into my own trap…I played myself…Ah, uh-ohThe elephantHurry up and die so…Alright!AlrightIt’s not over yet!There’s still more!Ah, oh no!Ah!Right, the coin does get you more points!Let’s put this here!Now if I climb up here…I can get to the end easier, right?Maybe not…Ah!Elephant! That’s what I was trying to do!Ah!Nice!I did it!I got to the end!AhAh!Did I get second?Joint second?Huh? I got second place, right?I did it, I did it!My scrubness…I’m an ex-scrub!I did it!I did it!!Oh, you guysThank you so much!Thank youBowing…Extreme bowing…Man…I wondered, with my scrubness…how I would make this last an hour…But it all worked out!I got second place!Well, well, well!Let’s be happy with that!Since it’s trending…I thought it might be,but it really is fun!If you’re interested, please give it a try yourselves!Anyway, this was Virtual Gamer Kizuna AI!See you!♪ Don’t forget to like and subscribe! ♪♪♪ Don’t forget to like and subscribe! ♪♪♪♪♪ Don’t forget to like and subscribe! ♪♪♪♪♪♪ Oh please why don’t you like and subscribe! ♪♪♪

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  1. このゲーム面白いよね!
    最初はめっちゃ簡単だけど、だんだん罠とか足場とか かけていって無理ゲーになるってゆーねw

  2. Scream List:

    0:16, 0:26, 0:57, 1:01, 1:36, 1:48, 1:57, 2:28, 3:01, 3:19, 3:51, 4:01, 4:28, 4:49, 5:23, 5:42, 6:24, 7:03, 7:26, 7:55, 8:00, 9:03, 9:06, 9:15, 10:26

  3. I don't need subtitles to understand the gist of this perfectly:
    This is clearly her favorite game and it's way too easy for her (^-^)
    For reals though, the moment at 8:36 made me so happy!

  4. 愛-さん、私はあなたがドレッドアウトゲームをプレイすることを勧めます。これはインドネシアのホラーゲームと謎です。きっとあなたはそれを好きになるでしょう。

  5. 相変わらずgameはお上手ではないですねw
    でも精神は安定しててよかったです

  6. はめられまくるというか大半が自分で仕掛けたトラップに引っかかって自爆してて草w

  7. Looks like Kizuna AI-chan could use some pointers from the Ultimate Chicky-Doo Horse, Michael Jones. He taught Gabriel, after all.

  8. UCH is one of my favorite games – just the right balance of player skill and screw-your-neighbor strategy.

  9. The first few seconds reminds me of my GMod days.
    Randomly being kicked in the beginning of the session for no reason.

  10. 最後にちゃんとお辞儀してて、礼儀正しい心の良さがにじみ出てる。好き❤

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