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2018’s MOST INCREDIBLE FAST MONEY ROUNDS | Family Feud

October 18, 2019


STEVE: ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? SERENA: READY. STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. [DING] HOW MUCH WILL A GALLON OF GAS COST BEFORE IT CAUSES YOU TO CHANGE YOUR DRIVING HABITS? SERENA: $5.00. STEVE: NAME A FOOD KIDS FIX FOR THEMSELVES. SERENA: MAC AND CHEESE. STEVE: TELL ME WHY YOU THINK A MAN IS FROM TEXAS. SERENA: A COWBOY HAT. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC THAT PEOPLE GRIND. SERENA: PASS. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT IS ALMOST–NAME SOMETHING IN ALMOST EVERY HOUSE THAT’S TOO SMALL. SERENA: TV. [BUZZER] STEVE: NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC THAT PEOPLE–OK, JUST LISTEN, ‘CAUSE I STUMBLED, SO WE GONNA DO IT. NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC THAT PEOPLE GRIND. SERENA: THEIR TEETH. STEVE: OK. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] HOW MUCH WILL A GALLON OF GAS COST BEFORE IT CAUSES YOU TO CHANGE YOUR DRIVING HABITS? YOU SAID… $5.00. SURVEY SAID… [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NAME A FOOD KIDS FIX FOR THEMSELVES. YOU SAID… MAC AND CHEESE. SURVEY SAID… TAMARA: OH, OK, OK. STEVE: TELL ME WHY YOU MIGHT THINK A MAN IS FROM TEXAS. YOU SAID… COWBOY HAT. SURVEY SAID… [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC THAT PEOPLE GRIND. YOU SAID… TEETH. SURVEY SAID… [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NAME SOMETHING THAT IN ALMOST EVERY HOUSE IS TOO SMALL. YOU SAID… TV. SURVEY SAID… THAT’S OK. THAT WAS A GOOD JOB. [“FAMILY FEUD” THEME PLAYS] ALL RIGHT, TAO, IT’S GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT LESS PRESSURE ON YOU THIS TIME. SHE GOT 121. YOU NEED 79. TAO: LET’S DO IT. STEVE: LET’S REMIND EVERYBODY OF SERENA’S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. [DING] HERE WE GO. HOW MUCH WILL A GALLON OF GAS COST BEFORE IT CAUSES YOU TO CHANGE YOUR DRIVING HABITS. TAO: UNTIL YOU’RE EMPTY? 3.25. STEVE: NAME A FOOD KIDS FIX FOR THEMSELVES. TAO: CEREAL. STEVE: TELL ME WHY YOU MIGHT THINK A MAN IS FROM TEXAS. TAO: THE WAY HE SPEAKS. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC THAT PEOPLE GRIND. TAO: ON A PERSON. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT IN ALMOST EVERY HOUSE IS TOO SMALL. TAO: UH, BEDROOM. [BELL DINGING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: WE NEED 79 POINTS. HOW MUCH WILL A GALLON OF GAS COST BEFORE IT CAUSES YOU TO CHANGE YOUR DRIVING HABITS? YOU SAID… $3.25. SURVEY SAID… FAMILY: OHH! STEVE: $5.00 WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. NAME A FOOD KIDS FIX FOR THEMSELVES. YOU SAID… CEREAL. SURVEY SAID… TAO: YEAH! STEVE: CEREAL WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. TELL ME WHY YOU THINK A MAN IS FROM TEXAS. YOU SAID… THE WAY HE SPEAKS. I LIKE THAT. SURVEY SAYS… [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] TAO: YEAH! COME ON! COME ON! STEVE: COWBOY HAT WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC THAT PEOPLE GRIND. [LAUGHTER] YOUR LITTLE NASTY BEHIND, CUPCAKE SAID… ON A PERSON. YOU JUST– WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO SAY? [LAUGHTER] HE’S A CUPCAKE. SURVEY SAID… [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] WE NEED TWO POINTS. TAO: COME ON. STEVE: NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS TEETH. NAME SOMETHING THAT IN ALMOST EVERY HOUSE IS TOO SMALL. YOU SAID… BEDROOM. SURVEY SAID… [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [“FAMILY FEUD” THEME PLAYS] STEVE: BATHROOM. BATHROOM WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. WELL, THAT’S A 4-DAY TOTAL OF 20,840 BUCKS. BUT HERE WE GO, FOLKS, THE SABELLA FAMILY COMING BACK TO PLAY FOR A CHANCE TO DRIVE OUT OF HERE IN A BRAND-NEW CAR. I’M STEVE HARVEY, AND WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS. WOW. WAYNE: YEAH! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT. STEVE: YOU READY? WAYNE: YES. STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. [DING] COME ON, MAN. NAME SOMEONE YOU HOPE NEVER SAYS TO YOU, “YOU’RE NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS.” WAYNE: MY DOCTOR. STEVE: NAME THE AGE PEOPLE START FEELING OLD. WAYNE: 40. STEVE: NAME A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH FIDDLE. WAYNE: PASS. STEVE: NAME A TYPE OF BERRY. WAYNE: STRAWBERRY. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU’D HATE TO DISCOVER IN YOUR PANTRY. WAYNE: RATS. STEVE: GIVE ME A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH FIDDLE. WAYNE: SIZZLE. [BUZZER] [APPLAUSE] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO. NAME SOMEONE YOU HOPE NEVER SAYS TO YOU, “YOU’RE NOT GONNA LIKE THIS.” YOU SAID… YOUR DOCTOR. SURVEY SAID… [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] WAYNE: COME ON, BABY! STEVE: NAME THE AGE PEOPLE START FEELING OLD. YOU SAID… 40. SURVEY SAID… WAYNE: YEAH, LET’S DO IT! COME ON, BABY! COME ON! STEVE: GIVE ME A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH FIDDLE. YOU SAID… HUH? LET ME ASK YOU AGAIN, ‘CAUSE MAYBE YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. GIVE ME A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH FIDDLE. WAYNE: RIDDLE. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] TIM: YEAH! STEVE: GIVE ME A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH FIDDLE. YOU SAID… RIDDLE. SURVEY SAID… WAYNE: YEAH! YEAH, BABY! YEAH! STEVE: NAME A TYPE OF BERRY. YOU SAID… STRAWBERRY. SURVEY SAID… WAYNE: YEAH, BABY! YEAH! YEAH! COME ON! MAKE IT EASY FOR MY BROTHER. STEVE: MAKE IT EASY FOR YOUR BROTHER? WAYNE: THAT’S IT. STEVE: THAT’S WHAT WE HOPIN’ FOR. NAME SOMETHING YOU’D HATE TO DISCOVER IN YOUR PANTRY. YOU SAID… RATS. SURVEY SAID… [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [“FAMILY FEUD” THEME PLAYS] STEVE: WELL, DANNY, WHAT RELATIONSHIP ARE YOU TO WAYNE? DANNY: OLDER BROTHER. STEVE: HOW MANY POINTS YOU THINK HE GOT, DANNY? DANNY: I’D SAY HE GOT MORE THAN ABOUT 25. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. DANNY: WHOA! ABOVE 85? STEVE: A LITTLE HIGHER THAN THAT. DANNY: 190? STEVE: A LITTLE HIGHER THAN THAT. DANNY: 195? STEVE: 193. DANNY: OHH! OHH! THANK YOU, JESUS! WHOA! WHOA! TODD: LET’S GO! DANNY: WHOA. TODD: COME ON, DANNY! STEVE: DANNY, YOU NEED 7 POINTS. TIFFANY: OH, MY GOD! DANNY: I CAN DO THIS. STEVE: DANNY, I WANT YOU TO FOCUS FOR ME NOW. PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO ME. GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO WE’LL GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS. YOU READY? DANNY: READY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET’S REMIND EVERYBODY OF WAYNE’S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. [DING] HERE WE GO. NAME SOMEONE YOU HOPE NEVER SAYS TO YOU, “YOU’RE NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS.” DANNY: THE DOCTOR. STEVE: TRY AGAIN. DANNY: DENTIST. STEVE: TRY AGAIN. DANNY: UM, COP. STEVE: NAME THE AGE PEOPLE START FEELING OLD. DANNY: 50. STEVE: GIVE ME A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH FIDDLE. DANNY: LITTLE. STEVE: NAME A TYPE OF BERRY. DANNY: BLACKBERRY. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU’D HATE TO DISCOVER IN YOUR PANTRY. DANNY: MOLD. [DINGING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] WAYNE: COME ON, BABY. WE GOT THIS! STEVE: WE NEED 7. [LAUGHTER] NAME SOMEONE YOU HOPE NEVER SAYS TO YOU, “YOU’RE NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS.” YOU SAID… THE COPS. SOMEHOW THAT JUST FITS YOU, DANNY. [LAUGHTER] SURVEY SAID… AUDIENCE: OHH… TODD: THAT’S ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT THIS. YOU GOT THIS. STEVE: DOCTOR/DENTIST NUMBER ONE ANSWER. NAME AN AGE PEOPLE START FEELING OLD. YOU SAID… 50. SURVEY SAID… [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [“FAMILY FEUD” THEME PLAYS] STEVE: 40. 40 WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. MIDDLE. MIDDLE WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. STRAWBERRY WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. MICE AND RATS WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. THEY HAD ALL NUMBER ONE EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE, MAN. WOW. WELL, THAT’S $20,000, AND THEY’RE COMING RIGHT BACK ON “FAMILY FEUD.” I’M STEVE HARVEY. WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. TELL ME, AFTER HOW MANY DAYS DOES A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS START TO WILT? JENNA: 3. STEVE: NAME A PART OF THE BODY THAT’S SPELLED WITH 4 LETTERS. JENNA: NOSE. STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK– GO FOR WHAT? JENNA: THE GOLD. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE DO AT A BALL GAME. JENNA: EAT PEANUTS. STEVE: NAME A FRUIT THAT’S BIGGER THAN AN ORANGE. JENNA: CANTALOUPE. [BELL DINGS] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO. TELL ME, AFTER HOW MANY DAYS DOES A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS START TO WILT? YOU SAID 3. SURVEY SAYS…>>WHOO!>>GOOD JOB! STEVE: NAME A PART OF THE BODY THAT’S SPELLED WITH 4 LETTERS. YOU SAID NOSE. SURVEY SAID…>>GOOD JOB! STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK– GO FOR WHAT? YOU SAID GO FOR THE GOLD. SURVEY SAID… JENNA: WHOO! STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE DO AT A BALL GAME. YOU SAID EAT PEANUTS. SURVEY SAID… [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NAME A FRUIT THAT’S BIGGER THAN AN ORANGE. YOU SAID CANTALOUPE. SURVEY SAID…>>OH, YES! NICE ROUND! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [“FAMILY FEUD” THEME PLAYING] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, JESSE. SHE GOT 119. JESSE: OOH! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. STEVE: YOU NEED 81, JESSE. BUT LISTEN TO ME, JESS. TO WIN THIS 81, YOU GOT TO FOCUS, MAN. OK? COME ON. YOU CAN WIN SOME MONEY. THAT’S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO. YOU READY? JESSE: MM-HMM. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET’S REMIND EVERYBODY OF JENNA’S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. HERE WE GO. TELL ME, AFTER HOW MANY DAYS DOES A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS START TO WILT? JESSE: 7. STEVE: NAME A PART OF THE BODY THAT’S SPELLED WITH 4 LETTERS. JESSE: NOSE. [BUZZ BUZZ] STEVE: TRY AGAIN. JESSE: PASS. STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK– GO FOR WHAT? JESSE: THE GOLD. [BUZZ BUZZ] STEVE: TRY AGAIN. JESSE: FIRST. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE DO AT A BALL GAME. JESSE: PLAY THE SPORT. STEVE: NAME A FRUIT THAT’S BIGGER THAN AN ORANGE. JESSE: GRAPEFRUIT. STEVE: NAME A PART OF THE BODY THAT’S SPELLED WITH 4 LETTERS. JESSE: HEAD! [BELL DINGS] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] SHEP: YOU GOT IT, JESS!>>WHOO! STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO, JESS. AFTER HOW MANY DAYS DOES A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS START TO WILT? YOU SAID 7. SURVEY SAID… 5. 5 WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. 63 POINTS AWAY. NAME A PART OF THE BODY THAT’S SPELLED WITH 4 LETTERS. YOU SAID YOUR HEAD. SURVEY SAID… JESSE: OK. STEVE: FEET OR FOOT WAS NUMBER ONE. FILL IN THE BLANK– GO FOR BLANK. YOU SAID GO FOR FIRST. SURVEY SAID… [BUZZER] IT. GO FOR IT WAS NUMBER ONE. WE STILL NEED 45 POINTS. NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE DO AT A BALL GAME. YOU SAID PLAY THE SPORT. MAKES SENSE TO ME. SURVEY SAID… [BUZZER] OH, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING. EAT. EAT WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. WE NEED A BIG ONE. WE’RE 45 POINTS AWAY. NAME A FRUIT THAT’S BIGGER THAN AN ORANGE. YOU SAID GRAPEFRUIT. SURVEY SAID… [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [“FAMILY FEUD” THEME PLAYING] GRAPEFRUIT WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. WOW. WOW. THAT’S A TWO-DAY TOTAL, 20,705 BUCKS, AND THEY’RE COMING RIGHT BACK ON “FAMILY FEUD.” I’M STEVE HARVEY. WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME. ALIA: YES! STEVE: WELCOME BACK TO “THE FEUD,” EVERYBODY. THE FARUNIA FAMILY WON THE GAME. ALIA: YES! WHOO! STEVE: AND NOW IT’S TIME TO PLAY– AUDIENCE: FAST MONEY! ALIA: WHOO! STEVE: ALL RIGHT, ALIA. ALIA: ALIA. STEVE: ALIA. I’M TRYING TO GET IT, BABY. ALIA: YOU GOT IT. YOU’RE GETTING THERE. STEVE: ALIA. MO IS OFFSTAGE– I GOT THAT RIGHT, THOUGH, DIDN’T I? ALIA: YEAH, SURE DID. STEVE: AIN’T BUT TWO LETTERS. MO IS OFFSTAGE. I’M GONNA ASK YOU 5 QUESTIONS IN 20 SECONDS. IF YOU CAN’T THINK OF SOMETHING, YOU JUST SAY “PASS.” YOU AND MO TOGETHER COME UP WITH 200 POINTS, LOOK RIGHT THERE, TELL THEM WHAT YOU’RE GONNA WIN. ALIA: $20,000! STEVE: YEAH. ALIA: WHOO! WHOO! STEVE: ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? ALIA: YES. STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. HERE WE GO. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR? ALIA: 4. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING WOMEN WEAR AT NUDIST COLONIES. ALIA: SHOES. STEVE: NAME A SPORT WITH A SPECIFIC SEASON. ALIA: FOOTBALL. STEVE: NOW THAT YOU’RE AN ADULT, NAME A DESSERT YOU CAN HAVE ANY DARN TIME. ALIA: CHEESECAKE. STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK. SESAME BLANK. ALIA: SEEDS. [BELL DINGS] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO. ALL RIGHT, LET’S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. ALIA: OK. STEVE: ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR? YOU SAID 4. SURVEY SAYS… OK. ALIA: OK. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING WOMEN WEAR AT NUDIST COLONIES. YOU SAID SHOES. SURVEY SAID… NAME A SPORT WITH A SPECIFIC SEASON. YOU SAID FOOTBALL. SURVEY SAID… THERE YOU GO. ALIA: WHOO! STEVE: NOW THAT YOU’RE AN ADULT, NAME A DESSERT YOU COULD HAVE ANY DARN TIME. YOU SAID CHEESECAKE. SURVEY SAID… ALIA: OK. STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK. SESAME BLANK. YOU SAID… ALIA: SEEDS. STEVE: SEEDS. SURVEY SAID… ALL RIGHT, YOU’LL BE OK. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT, COME ON, MO. MO, HOW YOU FEELING, MAN? MO: DOING ALL RIGHT. STEVE: COME ON, MAN. COME ON. MO: GOT TO REDEEM MYSELF. STEVE: COME ON, CLEVELAND. NOW, I GOT GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. SHE GOT 113. MO: HOO-KAY. STEVE: THAT’S RIGHT. MO: THANK YOU. STEVE: BUT YOU GOT TO GET 87. ALL RIGHT, LET’S REMIND EVERYBODY OF HER ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR? MO: 7. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING WOMEN WEAR AT NUDIST COLONIES. MO: BIKINIS. STEVE: NAME A SPORT WITH A SPECIFIC SEASON. MO: FOOTBALL. STEVE: TRY AGAIN. MO: HOCKEY. STEVE: NAME–NOW THAT YOU’RE AN ADULT, NAME A DESSERT YOU CAN HAVE ANY DARN TIME. MO: PHEW, CHEESECAKE. STEVE: TRY AGAIN. MO: PIE. STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK. SESAME BLANK. MO: STREET. [BELL DINGS] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ADAM: OK! ALI: HE GOT IT. YOU’RE GOOD, MO. ALIA: WHOO! OK! STEVE: ALL RIGHT, WE NEED 87 POINTS. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR? YOU SAID 7. SURVEY SAID… MO: OK. STEVE: 10. 10 WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. ALL RIGHT. NAME SOMETHING WOMEN WEAR AT NUDIST COLONIES. YOU SAID SAME THING THEY WEAR AT THE BEACH. SURVEY SAID–BIKINIS. [BUZZER] MO: AHH. ALIA: THAT’S OK. STEVE: JEWELRY AND WATCH. JEWELRY AND WATCH WAS NUMBER ONE. 75 POINTS AWAY. NAME A SPORT WITH A SPECIFIC SEASON. YOU SAID HOCKEY. SURVEY SAID… MO: OK. STEVE: FOOTBALL. FOOTBALL WAS NUMBER ONE. WE NEED TWO BIG ONES. WE’RE 64 POINTS AWAY. NOW THAT YOU’RE AN ADULT, NAME A DESSERT YOU CAN HAVE ANY DARN TIME. Y’ALL MUST LOVE CHEESECAKE, MAN. MO: OH, YEAH. STEVE: ‘CAUSE SHE SAID CHEESECAKE. ALIA: YEAH. STEVE: WOW. ALI: THANKS, MOM. STEVE: SURVEY SAID–YOU SAID PIE. SURVEY SAID… MO: OH. ICE CREAM? STEVE: ICE CREAM WAS NUMBER ONE. MO: ICE CREAM. STEVE: 56 POINTS AWAY. YOU NEED A BIG ONE. MO: MAN. STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK. SESAME BLANK. YOU SAID STREET. SURVEY SAID… MO: YEAH! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: SESAME STREET WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. WOW. WOW. THAT’S $20,000, AND THEY’RE COMING RIGHT BACK ON “FAMILY FEUD.” I’M STEVE HARVEY. WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? KENAN: READY. STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. COME ON, MAN. YOU’RE ON AN AIRPLANE. THE PILOT SAYS YOU’RE STUCK ON THE RUNWAY FOR AN HOUR. WHAT DO YOU REACH FOR? KENAN: THE CALL BELL. STEVE: NAME A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT START SWEATING. KENAN: THEY’RE RUNNING OUTSIDE. STEVE: WHAT HOUR OF THE DAY DOES THANKSGIVING DINNER START? KENAN: 2 P.M. STEVE: WHICH OF THE 7 DWARFS NAMES BEST DESCRIBES YOU? KENAN: LUMPY. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT ON YOUR HANDS. KENAN: LOTION. [BELL DINGS] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO. YOU’RE ON AN AIRPLANE. THE PILOT SAYS YOU’RE STUCK ON THE RUNWAY FOR AN HOUR. WHAT DO YOU REACH FOR? YOU SAID… THE CALL BELL. BING BONG! “HOW LONG YOU SAY WE GONNA BE OUT HERE?” [LAUGHTER] KENAN: HA HA HA! STEVE: “ALL RIGHT, DOLL, APPRECIATE THAT.” KENAN: HEY…I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON. STEVE: YEAH, IT’S–YOU… KENAN: IS SOMEBODY SICK, IS A PLANE BURNING, OR WHAT’S GOING ON? STEVE: KENAN–“WE ARE HERE WHY?” [LAUGHTER] “I NEED SOME ANSWERS.” [LAUGHTER] SURVEY SAID… [BUZZER] KENAN: AWW… STEVE: NAME A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT START SWEATING. YOU SAID…RUNNING OUTSIDE. SURVEY SAID… WHAT HOUR OF THE DAY DOES THANKSGIVING DINNER START? YOU SAID… 2 P.M. THAT’S OUR TIME. THAT’S OUR TIME FOR THANKSGIVING. AND YOU KNOW WHY? ‘CAUSE THAT GIVES YOU TIME TO GO BACK AGAIN. KENAN: RIGHT. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: YOU DON’T WANT TO EAT TOO LATE, ‘CAUSE WE GOTTA GO BACK 2, 3 TIMES. KENAN: THAT’S IT. STEVE: SURVEY SAID… KENAN: OH, WOW. STEVE: WHICH OF THE 7 DWARFS’ NAMES BEST DESCRIBES YOU? YOU SAID… [LAUGHTER] KENAN: LUMPY. STEVE: COME ON, MAN. SURVEY SAID… [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW… STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT ON YOUR HANDS. YOU SAID… LOTION. SURVEY SAID… ALL RIGHT. COME ON, NICOLE. KENAN: MAN… I DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS STUFF. STEVE: WHAT RELATION ARE YOU TO KENAN? NICOLE: HE’S MY YOUNGEST BROTHER. STEVE: HE’S YOUR LITTLE BROTHER? NICOLE: MM-HMM. STEVE: OK. HE DID ALL RIGHT. NICOLE: OK. STEVE: HE–THOUGH… YOU HAPPEN TO BE MY PERSONAL FAVORITE FROM THAT TEAM OVER THERE BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME. NOW…YOU HAVE PICKED YOUR LITTLE BROTHER UP SEVERAL TIMES IN THIS LIFE. I’M ASSUM–THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES. WE NEED 141 POINTS. BUT GUESS WHAT, NICOLE, YOU CAN DO IT. OK? THIS IS HOW WE GONNA DO IT. I’M GONNA ASK YOU THE SAME 5 QUESTIONS. YOU CANNOT DUPLICATE THE ANSWERS. IF YOU DO, YOU’RE GONNA HEAR THIS SOUND– [BUZZ BUZZ] I’M GONNA SAY “TRY AGAIN,” YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER. GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO WE’LL GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS. YOU READY? NICOLE: READY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET’S REMIND EVERYBODY OF KENAN’S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. YOU’RE ON AN AIRPLANE. THE PILOT SAYS YOU’RE STUCK ON THE RUNWAY FOR AN HOUR. WHAT DO YOU REACH FOR? NICOLE: MY PHONE. STEVE: NAME A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT START SWEATING. NICOLE: IN AN INTERVIEW. STEVE: WHAT HOUR OF THE DAY DOES THANKSGIVING DINNER START? NICOLE: 2:00. [BUZZ BUZZ] STEVE: TRY AGAIN. NICOLE: 1:00. STEVE: WHICH OF THE 7 DWARFS’ NAMES BEST DESCRIBES YOU? NICOLE: SLEEPY. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT ON YOUR HANDS. NICOLE: LOTION. [BUZZ BUZZ] STEVE: TRY AGAIN. NICOLE: GLOVES. [BELL DINGS] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, COME ON, NICOLE. [WILKERSONS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] YOU’RE ON AN AIRPLANE. THE PILOT SAYS YOU’RE STUCK ON THE RUNWAY FOR AN HOUR. WHAT DO YOU REACH FOR? YOU SAID… YOUR PHONE. SURVEY SAID… NICOLE: YEAH! WHOO! ERICA: GOOD JOB. STEVE: PHONE WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE NEED 100 POINTS. NAME A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT START SWEATING. YOU SAID… AN INTERVIEW. SURVEY SAID… NICOLE: WHOO! WHOO! YES! WHOO! STEVE: NERVOUS AND STRESS WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WHAT HOUR OF THE DAY DOES THANKSGIVING DINNER START? YOU SAID…1 P.M. SURVEY SAID… [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW… STEVE: 4 P.M. 4 P.M. WE STILL NEED A BUNCH. WHICH OF THE 7 DWARFS’ NAMES BEST DESCRIBES YOU? YOU SAID…SLEEPY. SURVEY SAID… NICOLE: YES! WHOO! STEVE: HAPPY. HAPPY WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE NEED 38 POINTS. NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT ON YOUR HANDS. YOU SAID…GLOVES. NICOLE: OHH… STEVE: WE NEED A BIG ONE. SURVEY SAYS… [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] I TOLD YOU. THAT… THAT DOGGONE GIRL! GLOVES AND MITTENS WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WELL, THEY GOT A 2-DAY TOTAL– 20,910 BUCKS, AND THEY’RE COMI” RIGHT BACK ON “FAMILY FEUD.” I’M STEVE HARVEY. WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. YOU READY? JENNY: I AM. STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. [BELL DINGS] HERE WE GO. FILL IN THE BLANK. IF I COULD EAT ALL I WANT OF ONE FOOD WITHOUT GETTING FAT, I CHOOSE WHAT? JENNY: ICE CREAM. STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK. BLANK DANCE. JENNY: BREAK. STEVE: HOW MANY CREDIT CARDS DOES THE AVERAGE PERSON HAVE? JENNY: TWO. STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING YOU KNOW ABOUT ELMO. JENNY: HIS LAUGH. STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT HAS HORNS. JENNY: A UNICORN. [GROANS] [BELL DINGS] STEVE: HA HA! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: YOU… [APPLAUSE ABATES] YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GIVE AN ANSWER, AND SOON AS YOU SAY IT, YOU WANT IT BACK? “A UNICORN! OH, GOD, NO.” [LAUGHTER] THAT’S PRETTY–YOU DID OK, THOUGH. COME ON. LET’S GO. ALL RIGHT. LET’S SEE WHAT WE DID. FILL IN THE BLANK. IF I COULD EAT ALL I WANT OF ONE FOOD WITHOUT GETTING FAT, I CHOOSE WHAT? YOU SAID…ICE CREAM. THAT’S MY FAVORITE DESSERT. JENNY: YAY. STEVE: SURVEY SAID… [APPLAUSE] FILL IN THE BLANK. BLANK DANCE. YOU SAID… BREAK DANCE. SURVEY SAID… TARA: YEAH. STEVE: HOW MANY CREDIT CARDS DOES THE AVERAGE PERSON HAVE? YOU SAID… TWO. SURVEY SAID… TARA: YES! STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING YOU KNOW ABOUT ELMO. YOU SAID… HIS LAUGH. SURVEY SAID… TARA: YEAH! NICE! JENNY: HA HA HA! STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT HAS HORNS, WITH AN “S” ON IT. JENNY: HA HA HA! STEVE: YOU SAID THAT DOUBLE-HORNED, EVER DANGEROUS UNICORN. WATCH THIS. SOMEBODY GONNA SAY IT. JENNY: I HOPE SO. STEVE: SURVEY SAID… JENNY: YEAH! [“FAMILY FEUD” THEME PLAYS] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, STEPHY. LET’S GO. JENNY: YOU GOT THIS, CUZ! [MUSIC FADES] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, STEPHY. JENNY DID PRETTY GOOD. SHE GOT YOU ALMOST HALFWAY THERE. SHE GOT 93, YOU NEED 107. THAT’S ABOUT AS EVEN AS YOU CAN GET. ALL RIGHT, LET’S REMIND EVERYBODY OF JENNY’S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. [BELL DINGS] FILL IN THE BLANK. IF I COULD EAT ALL I WANT OF ONE FOOD WITHOUT GETTING FAT, I CHOOSE WHAT? STEPHY: CANDY. STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK. BLANK DANCE. STEPHY: STRIP. STEVE: HOW MANY CREDIT CARDS DOES THE AVERAGE PERSON HAVE? STEPHY: 5. STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING YOU KNOW ABOUT ELMO. STEPHY: HE’S RED. STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT HAS HORNS. STEPHY: A BULL. JENNY: YEAH! [BELL DINGS] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] TIFFY: STEPHY DID SO GOOD! JENNY: YES, YOU DID SO GOOD! MELLY: YOU DID SO GOOD. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. WE NEED 107. LET’S SEE. FILL IN THE BLANK. IF I COULD EAT ALL I WANT OF ONE FOOD WITHOUT GETTING FAT, I’D CHOOSE WHAT? YOU SAID… CANDY. SURVEY SAID… PIZZA. PIZZA. STEPHY: OH, PRETTY GOOD, PEOPLE. STEVE: WE NEED 94. FILL IN THE BLANK. BLANK DANCE. YOU SAID… STEPHY: HEE HEE HEE! STEVE: STRIP DANCE. ALL RIGHT, STEPHY. [LAUGHTER] SURVEY SAID… [BUZZ] JENNY: AW. STEVE: BREAK DANCE WAS NUMBER ONE. WE NEED 94 POINTS. HOW MANY CREDIT CARDS DOES THE AVERAGE PERSON HAVE? YOU SAID… 5. SURVEY SAID… [APPLAUSE] 3. 3 WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE’RE 78 POINTS AWAY. WE NEED A COUPLE OF BIG ONES. LET’S GO. TELL ME SOMETHING YOU KNOW ABOUT ELMO. YOU SAID… HE’S RED. SURVEY SAID… JENNY: YES, STEPHY! STEVE; HE’S RED WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. 41 POINTS AWAY FROM THE MONEY. TELL ME SOMETHING THAT HAS HORNS. YOU SAID…BULL. SURVEY SAID… [“FAMILY FEUD” THEME PLAYING] JENNY: OH, MY GOD! STEVE: BULL WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WOW. WOW. WELL, THAT’S A TWO-DAY TOTAL– 40,000 BUCKS, AND THEY’RE COMING RIGHT BACK ON “FAMILY FEUD.” I’M STEVE HARVEY. WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS. STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. HOW LONG COULD YOU GO WITHOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING? DANIELLE: ONE HOUR. STEVE: NAME A SPORT THAT DOES NOT CONTAIN THE WORD BALL. DANIELLE: SOCCER. STEVE: NAME A SAD-SOUNDING MUSICAL INSTRUMENT. DANIELLE: VIOLIN. STEVE: NAME A SHELLFISH THAT’S SERVED IN A RESTAURANT. DANIELLE: SHRIMP. STEVE: NAME A REASON YOU MIGHT NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE ALL DAY. DANIELLE: IT’S RAINING OUTSIDE, THE WEATHER. [BELL DINGS] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO. COME ON. HERE WE GO. LIDIA: GOOD ANSWERS! STEVE: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. LIDIA: LET’S GO. STEVE: HOW LONG COULD YOU GO WITHOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING? YOU SAID ONE HOUR. SURVEY SAID… LIDIA: ALL RIGHT. STEVE: NAME A SPORT THAT DOES NOT CONTAIN THE WORD BALL. YOU SAID SOCCER. SURVEY SAID… NAME A SAD-SOUNDING MUSICAL INSTRUMENT. YOU SAID VIOLIN. SURVEY SAID… TOMMY: NICE! NICE JOB! STEVE: NAME A SHELLFISH THAT’S SERVED IN A RESTAURANT. YOU SAID SHRIMP. SURVEY SAID… DANIELLE: OK. STEVE: NAME A REASON YOU MIGHT NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE ALL DAY. YOU SAID IT’S RAINING. SURVEY SAID… THERE YOU GO. DANIELLE: OK. STEVE: THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH. TOMMY: COME ON, DANIELLE! STEVE: ALL RIGHT, PASQUALE. ALL RIGHT, DANIELLE DID HER JOB. SHE GOT YOU A LITTLE BIT BETTER THAN HALFWAY THERE. SHE GOT 106. PASQUALE: THAT’S ALL WE NEED. THAT’S ALL WE NEED. STEVE: YOU 94 TO WIN. PASQUALE: OK, LET’S DO IT. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, PASQUALE. GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO I’M GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS. YOU READY? PASQUALE: OK. I’M READY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET’S REMIND EVERYBODY OF DANIELLE’S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. HERE WE GO. HOW LONG COULD YOU GO WITHOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING? PASQUALE: A DAY. STEVE: NAME A SPORT THAT DOES NOT CONTAIN THE WORD BALL. PASQUALE: SOCCER. [BUZZER] STEVE: TRY AGAIN. PASQUALE: TENNIS. STEVE: NAME A SAD-SOUNDING MUSICAL INSTRUMENT. PASQUALE: BASS. STEVE: NAME A SHELLFISH THAT’S SERVED IN A RESTAURANT. PASQUALE: SCALLOPS. STEVE: NAME A REASON YOU MIGHT NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE ALL DAY. PASQUALE: SICK. [BELL DINGS] STEVE: COME ON. TOMMY: GOOD JOB, PASQUALE! STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET’S SEE. HOW LONG COULD YOU GO WITHOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING? DANIELLE SAID ONE HOUR. PASQUALE: THAT’S TRUE, THAT’S TRUE. STEVE: ONE HOUR. PASQUALE: THAT’S ABOUT RIGHT. STEVE: YOU SAID A DAY. SURVEY SAID… PASQUALE: YES. STEVE: NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS ONE DAY. DANIELLE: YES! STEVE: NAME A SPORT THAT DOES NOT CONTAIN THE WORD BALL. YOU SAID TENNIS. SURVEY SAID… HOCKEY. HOCKEY WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. WE NEED 44 POINTS. NAME A SAD-SOUNDING MUSICAL INSTRUMENT. YOU SAID BASS. SURVEY SAID… PASQUALE: OOH. STEVE: VIOLIN WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. WE’RE STILL 44 POINTS AWAY. NAME A SHELLFISH THAT’S SERVED IN A RESTAURANT. YOU SAID SCALLOPS. SURVEY SAID… PASQUALE: WHAT? STEVE: LOBSTER. LOBSTER WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. PASQUALE: MAN. STEVE: YOU NEED 44 POINTS. WE NEED A BIG ONE. NAME A REASON YOU MIGHT NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE ALL DAY. YOU SAID… PASQUALE: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. STEVE: SICK. SURVEY SAID… [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SICK. SICK AND SURGERY WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. WOW. THEY GOT A TWO-DAY TOTAL $40,000, AND THEY’RE COMING RIGHT BACK ON “FAMILY FEUD.” I’M STEVE HARVEY. WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. YOU READY? ERIKA: I’M READY. STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. [BELL DINGS] HERE WE GO. WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, NAME A BREED OF DOG THAT AS SLOPPY A KISSER AS SOME GUYS YOU KNOW. ERIKA: BULLDOG. STEVE: HOW MANY HOURS A DAY DO YOU SPEND ONLINE? ERIKA: 5. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A FARMER PROBABLY GETS TIRED OF DOING. ERIKA: FARMING. STEVE: NAME A PUBLIC PLACE WHERE YOU SEE LOVERS QUARRELING. ERIKA: UH…MOVIES. STEVE: NAME A KIND OF UNIFORM THAT CAN MAKE EVEN A NERDY GUY LOOK ATTRACTIVE. ERIKA: FIREMAN. [BELL DINGS] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] MIKE: GOOD JOB. STEVE: COME ON. ALL RIGHT, LET’S SEE. WE ASKED A HUNDRED WOMEN, NAME A BREED OF DOG THAT’S AS SLOPPY A KISSER AS SOME GUYS YOU KNOW. YOU SAID… THAT BULLDOG. SURVEY SAID… TRAVIS: GOOD JOB. STEVE: HOW MANY HOURS A DAY DO YOU SPEND ONLINE? YOU SAID… 5. SURVEY SAID… ERIKA: YEAH. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A FARMER PROBABLY GETS TIRED OF DOING. YOU SAID… WE NEED YOU TO BE MORE SPECIFIC, SO LISTEN TO ME CLOSE. ERIKA: OK. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A FARMER PROBABLY GETS TIRED OF DOING. ERIKA: PULLING VEGETABLES. STEVE: PULLING VEGETABLES. SURVEY SAID… ERIKA: OK. STEVE: OK. NAME A PUBLIC PLACE WHERE YOU SEE LOVERS QUARRELING. YOU SAID… MOVIES. SURVEY SAID… NAME A KIND OF UNIFORM THAT CAN MAKE EVEN A NERDY GUY LOOK ATTRACTIVE. YOU SAID… THAT FIREMAN. SURVEY SAID… MIKE: GOOD JOB. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. WE GOT–LET’S GO. WE GOT A SHOT. WE GOT A SHOT. [“FAMILY FEUD” THEME PLAYS] OK, BEN, LISTEN TO ME. BEN: YES, SIR. STEVE: THIS IS DOABLE. BEN: YES, SIR. STEVE: ERIKA GOT 68. BEN: THAT’S GOOD. GOOD JOB. STEVE: YOU NEED 132. BEN: OK. STEVE: YOU READY? BEN: YES, SIR. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. LET’S REMIND EVERYBODY OF ERIKA’S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. [BELL DINGS] WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, NAME A BREED OF DOG THAT’S AS SLOPPY A KISSER AS SOME GUYS YOU KNOW. BEN: ST. BERNARD. STEVE: HOW MANY HOURS A DAY DO YOU SPEND ONLINE? BEN: 4. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A FARMER PROBABLY GETS TIRED OF DOING. BEN: UM, DRIVING A TRACTOR. STEVE: NAME A PUBLIC PLACE WHERE YOU SEE LOVERS QUARRELING. BEN: UM…THE SUPERMARKET. STEVE: NAME A KIND OF UNIFORM THAT CAN MAKE EVEN A NERDY GUY LOOK ATTRACTIVE. BEN: UH, MILITARY? [BELL DINGS] CHRIS: YEAH! STEVE: COME ON, BOY. COME ON. LET’S TAKE A SHOT AT IT. WE ASKED–YOU NEED 132. WE GOT TO GO BIG. LET’S GO. WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, NAME A BREED OF DOG THAT’S AS SLOPPY A KISSER AS SOME GUYS YOU KNOW. YOU SAID… ST. BERNARD. SURVEY SAID… MIKE: YEAH! STEVE: ST. BERNARD WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. TRAVIS: GOOD JOB, BEN. STEVE: HOW MANY HOURS A DAY DO YOU SPEND ONLINE? YOU SAID… 4. SURVEY SAID… 3. 3 WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. NAME SOMETHING A FARMER PROBABLY GETS TIRED OF DOING. YOU SAID… DRIVING THE TRACTOR. SURVEY SAID… MIKE: YEAH. CHRIS: YEAH. STEVE: GETTING UP EARLY AND PLOWING TIED FOR THE TOP. 63 POINTS AWAY. NAME A PUBLIC PLACE WHERE YOU SEE LOVERS QUARRELING. YOU SAID… SUPERMARKET. SURVEY SAID… MIKE: YEAH. BEN: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. STEVE: PARK. THE PARK WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE NEED A BIG ONE. NAME A KIND OF UNIFORM THAT CAN MAKE EVEN A NERDY GUY LOOK ATTRACTIVE. YOU SAID… MILITARY. SURVEY SAID… [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [“FAMILY FEUD” THEME PLAYING] MILITARY WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WOW! YEAH! THAT’S A 5-DAY TOTAL–$61,525 AND THEY’RE TAKING HOME A BRAND-NEW CAR! I’M STEVE HARVEY. SEE YOU NEXT TIME. WE’RE GONNA HAVE TWO BRAND-NEW TEAMS WHEN WE PLAY “FAMILY FEUD.” MAN. MAN. STEVE: YOU READY? VANESSA: YES. STEVE: COME ON, GIRL. 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN: WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE STOP DOING WHEN SHE’S REALLY MAD AT YOU? VANESSA: STOP GIVING UP SEX. STEVE: BESIDES COFFEE, WHAT MIGHT YOU HAVE A BIG CUP OF IN THE MORNING? VANESSA: POP. STEVE: NAME ME THE AGE WHEN MOST KIDS LEARN THEIR ABCs. VANESSA: THREE. STEVE: NAME A PART OF THE BODY A PERSON RUBS TO GET THE CIRCULATION GOING. VANESSA: YOUR BACK. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT ROCKS. VANESSA: A ROCKING CHAIR. OOH… NATALIE: GO GET IT, GIRL. LIKE YOU AIN’T KNOW? VANESSA: OOH, OOH! LET’S DO IT, BABY. STEVE: “OOH!” “OOH!” COME ON, NESSA. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN: WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE STOP DOING WHEN SHE’S REALLY MAD AT YOU? YOU SAID “THE, UM, UH, UM…” VANESSA: SEX. STEVE: I KNOW. YOU SAID– I WAS GETTING TO THAT, BABY. SURVEY SAID… [DEHART FAMILY CHEERS] NATALIE: YES! D’METRIUS: LET’S DO IT! STEVE: LORD. PLEASE, GOD. PLEASE LET THEM WIN THIS MONEY. BESIDES COFFEE, WHAT MIGHT YOU HAVE A BIG CUP OF IN THE MORNING? YOU SAID WHAT? POP. YOU AIN’T GOT TO LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. SURVEY SAID… ALL RIGHT. VANESSA: THAT’S OK. STEVE: TELL ME THE AGE WHEN MOST KIDS LEARN THEIR ABCs. YOU SAID THREE. SURVEY SAID… VANESSA: WHOO! WHOO! STEVE, WE GONNA GET THAT. STEVE: YES, YES. I WANT YOU TO. NAME A PART OF THE BODY A PERSON RUBS TO GET THE CIRCULATION GOING. YOU–OK. [LAUGHTER] YOU SAID STEVE’S BACK. SURVEY SAID… NAME SOMETHING THAT ROCKS. YOU SAID ROCKING CHAIR. SURVEY SAID… [“FAMILY FEUD” THEME PLAYS] [DEHART FAMILY CHEERING] VANESSA: GET IT, GIRL! GET IT, GIRL! D’METRIUS: LET’S GO, D.D.! STEVE: DIVON? DIVON: YES? STEVE: HOW MANY POINTS DO YOU THINK SHE GOT? DIVON: KNOWING MY LITTLE SISTER, ‘CAUSE I TAUGHT HER SO GOOD, SHE PROBABLY GOT ABOUT 100, 105, 110. VANESSA: GIRL, MM-MM. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: GIRL, MM-MM. MM-MM. NO, SHE DIDN’T. NO, SHE DID NOT! SHE DIDN’T GET NO 105, NO 110. DIVON: SHE KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. STEVE: OK. SHE GOT MORE THAN THAT. [DIVON SQUEALING] NATALIE: WHOO! STEVE: SHE GOT MORE THAN 120. DIVON: YOU’D BETTER SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! [CHEERING] WHAT?! AM I ALLOWED TO LOOK AT HER? STEVE: UH-UH. YOU CAN’T LOOK AT HER. DIVON: GIRL… STEVE: YOUR LITTLE SISTER GOT 134 POINTS. [DEHART FAMILY CHEERING] DIVON: SECURE THAT BAG! STEVE: “SECURE THAT BAG.” DIVON: SECURE THEM ALL BAGS. STEVE: NOW, LISTEN TO ME, NOW, DIVON, YOU GOT TO GET 66 POINTS, NOW. ARE YOU READY? DIVON: I’M READY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. LET’S REMIND EVERYBODY OF VANESSA’S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. HERE WE GO. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN: WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE STOP DOING WHEN SHE’S REALLY MAD AT YOU? DIVON: COOKING. STEVE: BESIDES COFFEE, WHAT MIGHT YOU HAVE A BIG CUP OF IN THE MORNING? VANESSA: POP. [BUZZ BUZZ] STEVE: TRY AGAIN. DIVON: KOOL-AID! STEVE: HA HA! TELL ME THE AGE WHEN MOST KIDS LEARN THEIR ABCs. DIVON: TWO. STEVE: NAME A PART OF THE BODY A PERSON RUBS TO GET THE CIRCULATION GOING. DIVON: FEET. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT ROCKS. DIVON: A ROCKING CHAIR. [BUZZ BUZZ] STEVE: TRY AGAIN. DIVON: YOUR ASS. [LAUGHTER] [CROWD CHEERING] STEVE: COME ON, BABY. COME ON. WE NEED 66 POINTS. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN: WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE STOP DOING WHEN SHE’S REALLY MAD AT YOU? YOU SAID SHE STOPS COOKING. SURVEY SAID… D’METRIUS: GOOD ANSWER… STEVE: SEX. SEX WAS NUMBER ONE. BESIDES C–HA HA! COFFEE, WHAT MIGHT YOU HAVE A BIG CUP OF IN THE MORNING? YOU SAID… [DIVON LAUGHING] STEVE: KOOL…KOOL-AID. SURVEY SAID… [DEHART FAMILY CHEERING] STEVE: WELL, JUICE WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. 24 POINTS AWAY. TELL ME THE AGE WHEN MOST KIDS LEARN THEIR ABCs. YOU SAID TWO. SURVEY SAID… THREE. THREE YEARS OLD WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE ARE 11 POINTS AWAY FROM $20,000. NAME A PART OF THE BODY A PERSON RUBS TO GET THE CIRCULATION GOING. YOU SAID FEET. SURVEY SAID… [“FAMILY FEUD” THEME PLAYS] [CROWD CHEERING] [DEHART FAMILY CHEERING] STEVE: HANDS WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. ROCKING CHAIR WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WELL, THAT’S $20,000. BUT I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. THEY’RE COMING BACK… ON “FAMILY FEUD.” YOU’VE GOT TO BE HERE. I’M STEVE HARVEY. WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME. STEVE: READY? MIKE: YES, SIR. STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. COME ON, MIKE. WE ASKED 100 MEN, HOW LONG WOULD YOU HAVE TO BE LOST BEFORE YOU ASK FOR DIRECTIONS? MIKE: A DAY. STEVE: NAME A PLACE EVERYONE LOVES TO GO. MIKE: DISNEY WORLD. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU LIKE TO HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES. MIKE: GUN. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A WEATHERMAN MIGHT LOSE IN A HURRICANE. MIKE: HIS TOUPEE. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PARENTS NEED A LOT OF. MIKE: MONEY. [BELL DINGS] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] MIKE: I DON’T KNOW, STEVE. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET’S SEE. WE ASKED 100 MEN, HOW LONG WOULD YOU HAVE TO BE LOST BEFORE YOU ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS? YOU SAID A WHOLE DAY. MIKE: THAT’S ME, BABY. STEVE: SURVEY SAID… MIKE: AHH. STEVE: NAME A PLACE EVERYONE LOVES TO GO. YOU SAID DISNEY WORLD. SURVEY SAID… MIKE: WHOO! STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU LIKE TO HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES. YOU SAID A GUN. MAN. SURVEY SAID… MIKE: AH, STEVE. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A WEATHERMAN MIGHT LOSE IN A HURRICANE. YOU SAID HIS TOUPEE. SURVEY SAID… WOW. NAME SOMETHING PARENTS NEED A LOT OF. YOU SAID MONEY. SURVEY SAID… ALL RIGHT. COME ON, KYLE, LET’S GO. ALL RIGHT, KYLE. WE NEED SOME POINTS NOW. MIKE GOT 60. KYLE: OH, MAN. STEVE: YOU NEED 140. YOU COULD DO IT, THOUGH. GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO WE’RE GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS. YOU READY? KYLE: I’M READY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET’S REMIND EVERYBODY OF MIKE’S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. WE ASKED 100 MEN, HOW LONG WOULD YOU HAVE TO BE LOST BEFORE YOU ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS? KYLE: AN HOUR. STEVE: NAME A PLACE EVERYONE LOVES TO GO. KYLE: CHUCK E. CHEESE. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU LIKE TO HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES. KYLE: MONEY. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A WEATHERMAN MIGHT LOSE IN A HURRICANE. KYLE: HIS UMBRELLA. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PARENTS NEED A LOT OF. KYLE: PATIENCE. [BELL DINGS] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: HEY, MAN. MIKE: THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! COME ON, KYLE! WHOO! THAT’S IT, BABY. YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT, BABY. STEVE: YEAH. WE ASKED A HUNDRED MEN, HOW LONG WOULD YOU HAVE TO BE LOST BEFORE YOU ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS? YOU SAID ONE HOUR. SURVEY SAID… KYLE: YES! STEVE: ONE HOUR WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. MIKE: COME ON, KYLE. STEVE: NAME A PLACE EVERYONE LOVES TO GO. YOU SAID TO CHUCK E. CHEESE. KYLE: I’M A DAD, SO I KNOW THAT. STEVE: YEAH, I’VE BEEN THERE BEFORE. I COULDN’T WAIT TO GET OUT. SURVEY SAID… KYLE: THERE WE GO. STEVE: WOW. MIKE: BOOM! STEVE: THE BEACH. THE BEACH WAS NUMBER ONE. KYLE: THAT’S ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. STEVE: WE NEED 93. KYLE: LET’S GO, BABY. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU LIKE TO HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES. YOU SAID SOME MONEY. SURVEY SAID… KYLE: YEAH! MIKE: BOOM! WHOO! KYLE: COME ON, BABY. STEVE: MONEY AND WALLET WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. MIKE: WHOO! STEVE: WE’RE 54 AWAY FROM THE MONEY. NAME SOMETHING A WEATHERMAN MIGHT LOSE IN A HURRICANE. YOU SAID AN UMBRELLA. SURVEY SAID… KYLE: YES! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] MIKE: COME ON! ZAC: COME ON, BABY! STEVE: UMBRELLA– KYLE: DID IT! STEVE: WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. WE NEED 13 FOR 20,000. NAME SOMETHING PARENTS NEED A LOT OF. KYLE: OH, IT’S IT. STEVE: YOU SAID THEY NEED PATIENCE. SURVEY SAID… KYLE: AHH! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: PATIENCE WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. WOW. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. 4-DAY TOTAL, 41,715. AND REMEMBER, THE GRANGER FAMILY IS COMING BACK FOR A CHANCE TO DRIVE OUT OF HERE IN A BRAND-NEW CAR. I’M STEVE HARVEY. WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS. WOW.

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  1. Used to like Steve Harvey tell I found out he believes an backs Jussie Smoletts story. Now he can go to hell with Jussie. Steve Harvey is rascist black man.

  2. Wow. That guy clearly understood the question, they literally asked him twice. He just couldn’t think of anything so he said sizzle because it sounds similar. He totally should not have gotten another chance

  3. Good stuff ! I'll be doing a Family Feud Style show in Wisconsin tomorrow – https://GameShowGuy.com – I do shows nationwide and if Steve ever needs a vacation – I am here for him.

  4. You know you’re in America when the answer to: “what do you drink in the morning besides coffee” question is “pop”

  5. I'm sorry but when he says 4 day total and then it's only 20000 and some I always think they should have at least 40000 and some.

  6. It would make so much more sense if the 20 and 25 seconds were paused when Steve was talking and resumed when the contestant answers. The "Steve stumbled so we will allow her to finish the last question" in the first Fast Money is just plain stupid.

  7. Idk what’s better, the fact that she gave Kool-Aid as an early morning beverage, or that 31 people out of 100 agreed with her

  8. Name two people who constantly have to take pain meds due to all the yelling? Answer: Steve Harvey and Maury

  9. You have to get lost for a DAY before you ask for direction….AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Thank God the other guy gave sensible answers.

  10. I wonder when the episode was aired that asked the question: "How many hours do you spend online a day?" Number one was 3! either people were lying..or that was a while ago. No way 3 hours is number one today! So much is done online for personal and business reasons, i can't believe that would be number 1 today lol. 3 is closer to how many hours people are not online anymore…lol

  11. It pisses me off that in the second one strawberry was the number one answer for berry because strawberry’s aren’t berries they are the only accessory fruit

  12. I dont care how many jobs they want to take away from Steve. But being the host of family feud is one job they would be a fool to take. I find this show boring untill Steve started hosting it. He made this show come alive. No matter what ppl may think of him. We have to admit that he is great at what he does. He his one heck of am host. Love you steve. You cause me to laugh alot of times when i was down.

  13. 15::24 i thought the answer for that question were spot on at the time cuz i thought he was talking about women porn stars lmao

  14. Families get pretty excited when winning 20k fast money round!! But ultimately is 4k a piece for everyone!!!

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