Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #11
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Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #11

October 19, 2019


>>GAL GADOT, I’MMA — I’MMA? I MMA, IS THAT A WORD? I’MMA BE WONDERING WHY THAT WOMAN GOT NO TITTIES. THEY’RE HERE.>>EMMA WOTSON SEEMS LIKE THE TYPE OF GIRL I’D BE FRIENDS WITH FOR LIKE THREE DAYS AND THEN GET SICK OF BUT NOT TELL HER.>>JAKE GYLLENHAAL HAS THE MOST PUNCHABLE FACE OF ALL TIME. I’D LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO SOCK HIM IN HIS UGLY, SOFT, STARRY-EYED PUG FACE.>>ELISABETH MOSS LOOKS STUNNING, I THINK SHE CAN CLEAN UP WELL, DESPITE MY GRANDMOTHER’S HARSH OPINION THAT SHE’S HIDEOUS.>>I BET THAT JOHN LITHGOW’S BALL SACK LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIS FACE.
MY FACE IS NOT COMPLIMENTED BY MY BALL SACK IS.>>DAVE CHAPPELL HEAD DON’T FIT HIS BODY NO MORE. HE FORGOT TO EXERCISE THAT MILK DUD.>>ALL FROWNING OLD DUDES ARE JEFFREY TAM BOR TO ME. THAT’S JUST HURTFUL.>>CAN DWETH PALTROW STICK TO STEAMING HER VAGINA AND SHUT THE [ BLEEP ] UP FOR GOD SAKE.>>JENNIFER ANSTOR IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A BAG OF FLOUR GETS ITS BIG BREAK. BECAUSE IT’S LIKE I’M A BAG OF FLOUR.
FUNNY.>>JIM PARSONS LOOKS LIKE A VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY THAT CAME TO LIFE TO BECOME A SEX OFFENDER. OH, GOD.>>JAMIE LANSTER HAS A TINY [ BLEEP ], PASS IT ON.>>KRISTIN BELL SEEMS LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON I’D BE THRILLED TO BE PAIRED UP WITH FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT BUT THEN WOULD NEVER WANT TO HANG OUT WITH HER OTHERWISE.
THAT’S PROBABLY TRUE.>>I BET JENNIFER LAWRENCE GIVES REAL UNENTHUSIASTIC [ BLEEP ]. HOW DO THEY KNOW?>>I’M GOING TO SUBMIT BOB ODENKIRK TO UGLY WHITES.>>SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME I SMILED LIKE MICHAEL KEATON AND I DON’T KNOW IF I SHOULD TAKE ONE MILLION SELFIES OR PUT A GUN IN MY MOUTH. I’D PUT A GUN IN YOUR MOUTH.>>AT REAL DONALD TRUMP WRITES JUST TRIED WATCHING “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE,” UNWATCHABLE, TOTALLY BIASED, NOT FUNNY AND THE BALDWIN IMPERSONATION JUST CAN’T GET ANY WORSE. SAD.
>>IS KUMAIL’S [ BLEEP ] MULTIPLE COLORS. YES, EVERY SHADE OF YOUR MOM’S LIP STICKS.

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  1. . . . and this is why American are considered the dumbest, most obnoxious people on the planet.

    Following celebrities. And the degree of severe or harsh wording that underlies their social media accounts.

    Do yourselves a favor. Remove social media from your lives. You'll live better. I certainly do.

    It's fun to occasionally post on YouTube simply to deliver that message to you pathetic idiots.

  2. How can anyone say anything bad about Gal Gadot.. that shows these are fake and are actually what Jimmy Kimmel wants to say as an insult to all the celebs.

  3. Wonder woman????? no titties????? Either way I would pleasure here for 2 weeks straight or until my tongue fell off. Whatever came first

  4. People really are asswipes aren't they?!. This is what jealousy does to people who are absolute nobodies, who are going nowhere in life. I'm a nobody, but I just insult other nobodies. lol! That last guy was good with the lipstick comeback…..and butthole. LMFAO!

  5. p.s. Don't you just love the people who speak such bad english that you think they're 6yr olds on here instead of actual adults?! Bwahaha!

  6. That last one tho … was good
    And Gal Gadot is Beautiful !!!! I had to rewatch her part again

  7. The way Gal Gadot was trying to figure out if “imma” was a word and how she was supposed to pronounce it 😂🤣

  8. Funny thing is if you go to the twitter account of the guy who said Jim Parsons looks like a sex offender (vault801dweller) you'll see he looks 10 times more like a sex offender lol

  9. This is absolutely hilarious! By the way, I met Jake G. out on Martha's Vineyard…that guy is super nice and very cool.

  10. Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston one after the other and I’m not even laughing because I could’ve written those tweets! So true!

  11. Remember Hollywood should never send tweets online wether it's an instant message cyber bullying can have lethal consequences.

  12. The people who comment these tweets are retards and they are hiding there identity if they would see the celebrity in real life they wouldn’t say such a thing because of jealousy

  13. The last one was funny as hell but I don't understand who wouldn't want to be friends with Emma Watson and Kristen Bell…

  14. "Every shade of your mom's lipstick" got me instantly and permanently oblivious of any potential comeback I must have once considered to be the greatest comeback in the whole history of comebacks I've ever heard.

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