Every Major Animal Death In PewDiePie’s Minecraft Series (JÖERGEN, WATER SHEEP, BOAT COW)
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Every Major Animal Death In PewDiePie’s Minecraft Series (JÖERGEN, WATER SHEEP, BOAT COW)

August 14, 2019


*Sad violin music* So someone said… I can actually go to the nether realm with Joergen… [Bad gamer idea] I just have to like… I wanna see if that’s possible. This seems like a terrible idea. [YES IT IS!!!] *Splash* AHHH, Joergen’s drowning! *Joergen teleports away* What? No! Joergen went through! Joergen you crazy! On second thought… No! hmh What the hell? *Damage noise* I gotta teleport Joergen. *Horse whinny* NO!!!! JOERGEN! Get outta there! joeRGEN GET OUT yrrrrAAAAAAHHH aaaaaAAAAAAAAAA *Sad music* haaaaaaAaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…………….. muuuuuu………. Nooo….. Noooooouuuuu… uuuuwwuuuww….. No. Ahhhh~~~ He was here a second agoo…. Maybe he went through to the other side… *nether portal HUEHEUEH* No.. No i’m not crying sHOT OP YOU are.. He left us way too soon…. ”Joergen was like a father to me… I loved him like my son”
– Pewdiepie (2019) You never know.. when the ones that love you are gonna leave you… achh Never thought this day would come.. He left us too soon… ;-; Rest in peace Joergen… Rest in peace. If I Die, FINE. I can respaaawn JOERGEN CAN’T RESPAWWWN Oh noo water sheep… ;-; *sad music for water sheep* YOU BETTER NOT GO ANYWHERE ˢᵗᵘᵖᶦᵈ ˢʰᵉᵉᵖ Hey water sheep *Pewds tortures water sheep with bell* Time for pain>;) *The sound of water sheeps insides becoming outsides* OOOOOOHHH
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HIH IT ACTUALLY WORKS! :DDD *The sound of watersheep’s bones rupturing* *realization* *Water sheep becomes a piece of flesh* *Sad music* *Pewds realization* wAtEr sHeeP..??? *cry* *Inhale* NOOO HOHOHOOOOOOOUUUUUUU *giggle* WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *Spitty inhale* Noooooohouu it was just supposed to… aaaAAAaaa Ahhhh~~!!! I can’t believe it… ”Water sheep was like a father to me.” Alright, we need a new water sheep! *sad music for water sheep #2* ey heY HEY!! wHEre aRE yOU trYING tO ESCape tO?! you’re WATER SHEEP NOW! you should be proud say goodbye to your family>:) Now jump. pehh hEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEh huhu NOoo AHhEHEHhehah *inhale* HAHAHAHHIHIHIHHAHANOUUUU *inhale* heheheh *inhale* This is awful! I’m sorry! I’ll put you down!- -I’ll put you down! PHHshhhh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hUuuh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *oxygen* *inhale* ”Water sheep was like a father to me.” …I can’t believe… *giggle* *sad music for chicken sheep* If it isn’t chicken sheep, huh? Come with me. Eeh hE hE hE Eeh hEh What is this game? *tries to poof chicken sheep* HE’S ESCAPE– AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooh noUUU noOOUUU SCHICKEN Ahh~~ *breath* “Chicken sheep was like a father to me…” I loved him 🙁 tt-OuuUUnOOOuuU *sad music for water sheep 2* No one likes you water sheep ;>Li-terally no one. We did a survey and it came out that –li– no one liked you. Get in…. You’re pathetic… you’re pathetic and you disgust me. IM GONNA GIVe You ONE CHAnce tO SurRenDer TELL ME WHO YOU’RE WORKIN’ FOR *mAAAAAa* Wrong answer. *TNT lighting* *BOOOM* *BEEEm* *BAAH* *bepleh* *sad music for boat cow* *mooo* OH NOOU BOAT COW sVEN ahh Gosh darn it. I was trying to get rid of the boat… my goooosh P L E A S E D O N ‘ T M A K E A B I G D E A L O U T O F B O A T C O W please. *rip chicken sacrifice* I NEED GUIDANCE. I need guidance what to continueeee I need WATER SHEEP to TELL me what to do WATER SHEEP we have brought you a sacrifice! Alright, DJ, play the sac– song of sacrificial! Oh water sheep! Please accept our humble offering!!!!!!!!!!!! *ding ding didngidngindin* *cluck* Woah! What is that? Sven? It’s a book It’s called epic loot. So there is a way to communicate… “Thank you for your sacrifice. Please find a map to the nether fortress thingy. – Water sheep” *sad music for Feige* Are you off with Feige? *creeper creeps* Uhh you might wanna watch out… Feige! *pss* FEIGEEEEE!!!! *BOOOOOOOM* feiGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! AAAAAAAA wHAT thE hELL wheRE WAS– WhEre diD that come from?! Okay wait, Sven get away from there. come’re Sven! Thank you. Okay, Feige… I got uuuhhhhhhh…. Let’s build a house for Feige. Okay. Okay, so let’s–let’s just uhh… Jablinski. I need–I need some medicine. Turn around. *psss* What’re you do– Bye Feige. NOOAAAAAAAHHHHOOOOUU *bim bim bom bom* I’ll kill you as many times as I want, Jack. *sad music for Bone Joergen* Sven is back! hmyeehh haha Where did he spawn–in the waaalll? *psssh* AAAAAAA Nouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I forgot because there’s a new skin! (Creeper,) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww (man) *sad music for Joergen #2* I don’t need that many, see. Oh my gosh. JOERGEN EEHH OOH IIHHH JOERGEN RUN!! RUN JOERGEN! RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mmOVE mOVE mOVE mOVE mOVE haaaaaaaaaaaaah “Make a button,” they said! Ooh my gosh, ARE YOU OKAY? Oh he’s fine… huuff This is such a dumb idea. [Yes, you’re right!] Come here Joergen. *Top ten most dramtic scenes of all time* *Joergen goes the other way* [Dummy Pewds didn’t break any rails] *loot pickup noises* *minecart rolls* *spider hisses* *sad music for mushroom cow* Please, not today Sven. I’m sad too, but something has to be done. Sorry. *sad moo noises* HOW?! I JUST HIT hIM ONe– nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH *sad music for Bernie* What should I name him? I’m really struggling. Bernie. Is that a good name? Bernie The Beast… you’re officially part of the bro gang. uh oh Run Bernie! *Pillager damage noises* BERNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE nOOOOOOOOOOOuoOOOOOOH *More Pillager noises* *inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH hOW?! I can’t do it anymore *oxygen* aaaaaaHHHHHHH *air* AAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *wet air* YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! Oh no… We say goodbye to another hero… It’s made of dirt, well, HE WAS POOR, OKAY? He was poor. This is what we–heuh– This is what Ber– –Bernie would have wanted. I knew him since I was born– –okay? I knew him better than anyone. He loved dirt. It’s really getting filled up in here hehe *inhales* *sad music for Peepee Poopoo’s first regiment* Let me ride you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh~ Oh YEAh Your name is Peepee Poopoo That’s right, Sven Peepee Poopoo. Peepee Poopoo is gonna live forever. Peepee Poopoo Will never die. Peepee Poopoo Is my hero. You’re my hero, Peepee Poopoo. RUn PEEpEE POOPOOs AAAAAAAAAA Peepee PoopoOOOss RUUUUUUUnPEEPEEPOOPOOSS *oinking* RUUUUUUHHHH nOOOOOOOOOnOOOOOOOOOOOOO Peepee Poopoo never dies… Peepee Poopoo too strrooongg! Infinite health Peepee Poopoo! Should all Joergens be forgot and never brought to liiiight! Peepee Poopoo and Joergen’s s–s–might. *oink oink* Peepee Poopoo is all right.

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  1. R.I.P. Jöergen, Jöergen #2, Bone Jöergen, Water Sheep, Water Sheep #2, Water Sheep #3, Boat Cow, Mushroom Cow, Chicken Sheep, Feige, Chicken Sacrifice, Bernie and Peepee Poopoo’s friends.

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  2. ROFL IS NOT ON HERE I AM OFFENDED, HE WAS THE 2ND MOST IMPIRTANT CHARCATER IN HIS SERIES PUT HIM NOW MY DAD OWNS MICROSOFT

  3. Every other major animal: Dies
    Sven: I'm sorry, is this some sort of death joke I'm too alive to understand?

  4. “Maybe he went through to the other side”
    A sad pewdiepie did not realize how accurate his words were

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