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October 13, 2019


He’s here to chat with us today about his new video game Jerry Rice and Hepatitis D football And uh and y’know we wanted to target uh the older kids but also the younger kids And and you got dog playing football It’s so exciting uh Y’know And and I’m glad to be a apart of it uh I was able to uh to team up with uh Judo baby And I think it’s a great concept and the graphics are good And you can go to uh Gamestop y’know to uh to go pick up the game up So it’s a fun game You should try it out Interviewer: mmHmm There’s like y’know (of course she knows) 20 breeds of dogs And you can y’know choose your team And uh And like I said it’s a very fun game and- The Graphics ™ That’s you know that’s really what this is all about and- And do you play Football with Vaginitus at home My dog is a very affectionate dog and the only tiny thing about this (The fuck) Where we did the photoshoot uh he loves the camera So he uh he took some that camera He took some of that spotlight away from me uh But Laryngitis is he’s a rottweiler and… The Graphics(tm) That’s you know that’s really what this is all about and- The next thing you’ll notice when Batman runs around this is with physics off The environment looks cool and it’s got that nice Batman look to it, but it’s a little bit flat Now with physics on, what you’re going to see is all of this kind of atmospheric fog And the fog reacts realistically to motions of the characters Here’s with it- fog off, fog on. And, The Graphics(tm) that’s you know that’s really what this is all about- Sometimes, you’re the pigeon and sometimes you’re the statue Today, I’m the pigeon and you’re the statue (Dingbat flies into a wall) that hurt and, The Graphics(tm) that- the future the way of the future the way the future the way of the future (slams hat) the way of the future (laugh track) May I cut in? What they really wanted in this game, in Call of Duty Ghosts is they wanted, emotional reality. Y’know ™ They wanted these characters to feel real to feel like real people So, the story opens up with a mass event America is crippled Our military forces are devastated Our government is in disarray And as the player, you are actually the underdog fighting back against these superior forces So the team you are apart of is formed from the remnants of all the U.S. special forces- -and, The Graphics(tm) That’s y’know ™, that’s really what this is really is all about And uh- (Despair) The Way of the future ™ (Why) The Way of The Future ™ (Horse girls would love this) The Way of The Future ™ (Ew) The Way of The Future ™ (fml) The Way of The Future ™ (Some EA bullshit) -and, The Graphics(tm) That’s y’know ™, that’s really what this is really is all about and-

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