Game of Horse With Trick Shot Titus
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Game of Horse With Trick Shot Titus

August 11, 2019


>>ALL RIGHT DUDE, YOU’RE ON OUR COURT.
TIME TO LET THE REAL MEN PLAY.>>BUT I WAS HERE FIRST.
>>[LAUGHTER] OH, WELL I’LL TELL YOU WHAT. WHY DON’T WE SETTLE THIS WITH A LITTLE GAME
OF ONE-ON-ONE?>>YEAH.
>>GET HIM.>>YES.
>>WHAT ABOUT A GAME OF HORSE?>>[LAUGHTER] HORSE.
>>I CAN’T PLAY BASKETBALL?>>OH.
WE’LL PLAY YOUR LITTLE GAME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU GO FIRST.
>>OH.>>OH NO!
HE DID A LAY-UP.>>NOT A LAY-UP!
>>YEAH.>>OH NO!
WHAT YOU GOING TO DO?>>HERE LET ME SEE THE BALL.
PSYCH. GIVE IT.
ALL RIGHT, I BETTER CONCENTRATE REAL HARD.>>YEAH.
>>I MIGHT MISS IT.>>UH-OH.
>>OH, NO! THERE’S THE “H”.
>>LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE UP AGAIN CHIEF.>>[LAUGHTER] IS THAT LIKE THE ONLY
SHOT YOU CAN MAKE? OH MAN, AT LEAST GIVE ME A CHALLENGE.
>>YO, MATT. WELL GUYS, COME ON.
I DID IT ON PURPOSE. JUST TRYING TO KEEP THINGS INTERESTING.
>>OH RIGHT. HE DOES THAT.
>>YEAH THAT’S KIND OF.>>OKAY, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE LAY-UPS ALL DAY AND GET AWAY WITH IT,
YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING.>>MATT!
>>YEP, I GOT THIS. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. IS THIS– IS THIS BALL REGULATION SIZE?
IT FEELS A LITTLE WEIRD AND STICKY. THERE’S A TACKINESS–
IS SO WHAT DO I HAVE NOW? LIKE AN “O”.
>>”R”.>>MAN THIS GAME IS GOING BY FAST. OH, YOU THINK YOU’RE SO CLEVER DON’T YOU? GIVE ME THE BALL.
OKAY, BEND THE KNEES, LOOSEN THE SHOULDERS. YOU GOT THIS.
OKAY, YOU CAN DO THIS. YOU GOT THIS.
RELEASE– OH!>>MATT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE’RE GOING TO LOSE THE
COURT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T MAKE A STUPID LAY-UP.
>>I KNOW! I GOT THE YIPS MAN!
I CAN’T– I JUST– I’VE NEVER HAD TO THINK ABOUT
HOW TO MAKE A LAY-UP BEFORE. IT’S MESSING WITH MY BRAIN.
>>YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LETTER LEFT. GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME.
>>I KNOW! QUIT MAKING ME FEEL SO TENSE.
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK A FOOL? NO!
I CAN DO THIS! GIVE ME THE ROCK!
HERE IT COMES. HERE WE– NO, NO, NO.
OKAY, I’M COMING AROUND. BAD APPROACH.
BAD APPROACH. OKAY.
COME ON MATT, FOCUS.>>I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE WNBA THAN THIS.
>>AH.>>FOCUS, YOU CAN DO THIS.
FEELING THE PRESSURE. IF YOU MISS THIS YOU WILL LOSE
RESPECT IN THIS COMMUNITY. OKAY, NO!
YOU CAN DO THIS. IT IS JUST A LAY-UP.
OH! YES!
OH YES! OH AH!
WHO’S GOT THE SKILLS TO PAY THE BILLS? IT’S THIS GUY?
DID YOU SEE THAT?>>YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN HAVE THE COURT.
I THINK YOU NEED THIS.>>THE COURT IS OURS!
DO NOT EVER DOUBT THESE SKILLS. WHAT, I’M SORRY LITTLE MAN,
THIS COURT IS FOR THE BIG BOYS ALL RIGHT?
SO FIND YOUR MOMMY AND TELL HER–>>UM, MATT.
WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE.

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  1. 3:18 MICHAEL JACKSON
    Getcha head in the game Scott….STERLING

    Edit: CRINGE AHHHHHHH WHY DID I DO THIS ITS SO CRINGY….I AM CRINGY

  2. Why did you put James as one of the more popular and athletic guys when in his life he only got one F and it was in P.E😂😂😂

  3. This was made in the Lehi Rec Center in Utah I’m pretty sure. They live really close to it (so do I) and they used Lehi Court for the “Worst Lawyer Ever” sketch, and it looks just like it

  4. Listen, I love Studio C, but I can't let them get by without saying that the joke about the WNBA was extremely sexist.

  5. We had to play horse in gym and I kept making the same shot and a kid who actually played couldn’t make the shot and it was super simple

    Love studio c idk why I shared that

  6. How is this the first time I’ve ever seen this sketch? Matt skipping in circles in a panic like he’s on fire is me as heck 😂

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