P: Hello DanAndPhilGAMES stallions!
D: *clop* and *clop* D: And welcome to the video that you
may either have been praying for….. P: or dreading
D: or dreading P: It’s the season finale……series finale
final video of ~Horse Prince~ D: Ok. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) P: Some people hated it
D: So some people loved this and that’s disturbing
P: Some people loved it D: Some people were just entertained by it
some people were scared of it D: and some people hated it.
All we know is..some people generally D: didn’t want another 9 episodes of this.
So we suggested.. P: Throwing them all into a blender and doing
one final video going the the end of ~Horse Prince~ D: So in this video strap yourselves in as
we are getting into some D: horse dating simulations
P: Yes! D: where absolutely god
knows what the hell is gonna happen P: I mean it’s going to be a long video I think
you should get some horse themed snacks P: I think you should dress up like a horse P: Or like Susan-kun, or like Ojisan D: that would all imply something inappropriate
P: and just fully embrace this video P: for what it is.
D: Be prepared for a emotional rollercoaster D: we don’t know what’s going to happen
but whatever it is D: It’s probably going to be illegal
P: Yeah. D: Here we go.. P: Before that we need to look at the art! D: OHHHHHH
P: It’s the final art time D: Of course… so last time that they were
in the kitchen P: Yeah
D: force feeding with the leek P: and here we have some pictures….
Nice.. that is.. that is some strong art. *Phil laughing adorably*
P: Dan is just done with the art. D: Is this whole thing….
P: Oh my god look at that one!
*I’m with the people who didn’t want us to do this now* P: There’s so many D: OK!
P: Right Together: Next Episode.. D: Alright Ojisan P: Feeling shaken up after that delusional
dream-like experience, D: We’re in the city..
P: Oh nice! P: SusanKun in the city, I’d watch that movie. P: SusanKun decides to leave the ranch
in order to find some solace. P: what in the city?
D: I mean some solace from the madness of D: being choked by a horse with a leek P: She was surrounded by the hustle and bustle
of the city P: but she happens to come across a familiar horse helping out with some D: Some what? Like what is is a horse doing here..
P: What’s he going to be doing P: Next Episode: Street Corner Steed! D: WOOOOOW I mean a street corner is
P: Is that implying something? D: another name for a prostitute. So hopefully
P: Prostitute steed. D: he isn’t selling his horse services.. P: *sings* ~My Horse Prince~ *Both singing(mostly Phil)* P: I’m a bit excited by this video can you tell? D: You shouldn’t be cuz this is very disturbing
ok here we go D: I had just experienced the worst morning. D: While I had appreciated the breakfast being
made for me [that was the leek] P: What was that?
D: I almost died. My head hurts when I try to D: remember anything else. I put it down to everything that’s happened P: Oh yeah she was choked out wasn’t she?
D: at the ranch. SO I decided to go shopping D: for a change of pace. I wanted to escape from
the stillness of the countryside D: and bury myself in the bustling city. D: That would ground me and stop these anxious feelings. D: I have to stop going to the ranch. That’s all simple
P: Just stop going back to the horse D: and yet I couldn’t seem to have followed through. D: So I decided to shop all my worries away. P: That’s some good advice.
D: Nice one, relatable.. D: My mind and body felt a bit lighter
knowing that I could get away. D: However…I had no way of knowing
that I would once again come face D: to face with the root of my problems. D: okay.. here we go..
P: How did he get to the city? D: Oh, they’re doing roadworks again. P: *BANG * *BANG* *BANG* D: it feels like they do roadworks 365 days a year. D: It’s our old apartment.
P: It is! D: *makes drill noise*
P: That’s where she is. Right next to the drills. D: It never ends no matter how hard they work.
P: PEEK. D: peek.
P: OHHHHH P: He’s back
D: That was a literal jumpscare right D: ok please explain why a horse has now followed her to the city. P: How’d he get there?
D: Huh? I feel like I’ve seen that face before… D: but there’s no way he could be here.
P: I mean P: Have a look down and see the horse body and
kind of work it out. D: I don’t even know if he’s real! It’s all a big leek induced dream! P: Probably. Huh? Owner? D: OH GOD. With a towel over him D: is he sweaty?
AHHH! There’s a farm animal in the city! P: What are you doing here?
D: I should be asking you that! D: Why are you hanging around roadworks!? P: I’m working. Both: what.
P: What is he… how is he..
D: Let’s see. D: Huh?
P: This is the foreman. D: Oh the for- what!? he’s a different person?! P: Oh, you from that ranch my brother owns? D: -Of course.- Yes. Oh now he looks just like the ranch owner. D: So he’s the brother!? P: My brother asked me to make *Phil gibberish* what. *Adorable Phil laugh*
D: So Ojisan is behind this after all! P: He produces a bit of horse power so
he’s got a good asset. D: You shouldn’t get horses to work for you! P: I read that as he’s got a good ass. P: Umm…..yeah…. D: That would be a weird thing. P: That would be a weird thing to say.
D: ?Ojicest? D: It’s going nuts on Tumblr. D: Actual horsepower. P: Young lady it’s dangerous here so you should
leave. D: UHhhhhh a woman can can be around a dangerous area. P: Yeah, what. P: I’ll go on break soon. Could you
wait over there for me? D: Sure. P: Okay, what’s happening? D: So what is a gameplay of this.. okay it’s a horse… with a pickaxe P: Is he just… making pot holes.. D: I, I have no idea, okay right, lets, lets chat with him Okay, Phil, here we go, he is sweaty from doing some things P: What do you do after work? D: Go for drinks, go straight home, work late.. P: Work late! D: Susan has a business sense, so.. Both: Don’t work too hard! 😉 D: EXCELLENT! P: I remember how to do it! D: With the best horses, right, lets get this above eighteen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What does that mean? Okay P: Fix the potholes! D: He is pickaxing… D: What exactly are they doing over there? D: Yes, good question Susan-kun. P: I love how he swings that pickaxe, it’s like 360 degrees D: He would murder you if you were anywhere near him, D: there’s no two ways about that. P: yeah. P: (reading) ‘If man will not work, he shall not eat. Right?’ D: He’s a philosophical horse. P: We need to build a statue of him. D: Amazing. D: Don’t you eat grass? D: That’s like a bit dumb, or “Yeah, D: you have to make your own way” or “That’s OK, I’ll feed you.” P: Yeah, you have to make your own way. D: Okay, right. D: C is sexual, D: A is like, not paying attention D: B is like, D: you know, following the vibe. P: Follow the vibe. P: That’s right, I’ll make lots of money when I win! P: (claps) EXCELLENT! D: So obviously, Yuuma is the kind of D: horse prince that doesn’t want like, D: a sexual deviant. P: No. D: He wants someone that’s philosophical and hard-working. P: We’re gonna breeze through this Dan. P: ‘Do you think doing radio calisthenics-‘ P: What? How do you say that? Both: Calisthenics. P: ‘-at work is important?’ D: ‘I do’, ‘I used to do that when I was younger’, Both: ‘You need to exercise.’ P: Ooh, I reckon that one. C. Do the sexy one. P: Yeah, it prevents accidents. You don’t get it. P: OHHH! D: No, you need to do a sad voice Phil, again. P: *sad voice* Yeah, it prevents accidents. You don’t get it. D: Well now we’re all sad! Okay, right. D: Well let’s carrot it up, ’cause there’s no time for messing around in this video.
P: Okay. P: Super carrot time. D: We’re here for the content. D: FEVER! P: CARROT FEVER! D: It doesn’t look like normal roadworks. D: Go on Phil, tap ahead. P: Look at this axe work! Hiyah! D: *adorable laugh* P: Are we doing it?
D: He’s pretty good D: I have no idea how hes holding it though, he’s – he’s chewing it. D: FEVER P: We are nearly there! D: COME ON PLUG THAT ROAD P: Plug those holes D: Susan is concerned D: YES P: *odd horse noise* D: Horse level up P: *reads* Your bond has grown stronger. D: You have very disturbing voices, all the time P: I think this is a dreamy voice D: I feel uncom- please comment if youre uncomfortable P: *reads* Break Time! *both continue reading* D: Keep it together people! P: *reads* Watch out! D: Oh god *more reading* D: Well obviously that’s what happens when a horse tries to fix your roads people *reading* D: Is this city about to explode or something? *reads* “you should know” D: *reads* The only one who could fix this is… both: OHHHHH D: My g… wow P: It’s worker Yuuma D: Working horse on a break P: *laughs* I love his… D: Sweaty with a towel P: I love his Coffee Horse D: Coffee Horse… and a cigarette D: Unlit. P: Yeah. D: like- P: Just balancing on his hoof D: – August. D: from Fault in Our Stars. P: heh D: *pff* *reading* P: SusanKun? D: “Yes?” P: “I think this work experience has been really beneficial to me. (Dan laughs) I think it’s going to help me achieve my goal.” D: “Oh really?” P: “I feel like that starting gate has been waiting for me this whole time.” *reading* P: “HAlp” *weird Dan blubbering while Phil scream* D: …the background “His unwavering spirit is the sign of a good racehorse” D: What are you in here for Susan D: Ok- P: Ohhh D: -so so there was no, like, physical assault- P: less, less choking D: -there, just P: Maybe that was the end of the touching D:Yes D: I’m- I’m kind of happy about that P: NEXT EPISODE P: *reads* P: Someone pooped in it D: Do horses do water training?? P: I don’t know D: I feel like they don;t P: I would be terrified of a horse in the water, imagine that *imitates horse* D: Clomping feet in your face P: It would be a…. P: Sea Horse *bdum tsh sound effect* Both: *waterlogged clomping sounds, somehow* P: * reads* P: It’s like the hot springs episode D: It’s like an anime, they’re literally going D: Ok what’s all these OVA’s , ‘We’re going to the beach’ D: * reads* D:This is like- if you wanted to doubt this ever- P: yeah D: why did you invest in it, Susan *more reading* D: Wow- P: wow D: goals. sounds very cultured there SusanKun P: I mean D:blah blah blah, *reads* P: *soft and neat* Mooornin’ P: *laughs adorably* I don’t know what that was I’m sorry P: Just let’s go with it D: Dislike this video. P: yeah D: *reads* D: Susan could just go to the beach, but she wants to take the horse *reading* D: “WhaAAAT?!” D: Here we go!
P: Transforming to the beach.
D: What a pretty sea scene. D: And we’re at the beach…
P: The Sun is really strong.