“HOSTILES ON THE HILL” — A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
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“HOSTILES ON THE HILL” — A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back

October 24, 2019


*** You can turn these captions off and on with the CC button Hey Dak, you got that backing track? Turn it on! Oh yeah Go ahead, pump it up Uh, I’d love to catch a firefly that’s far away I see your whole crew staring as I put this beat down Mmm, you’re like a soup can I’m like Superman I saw Veronica the girl that put you OFF blast Cause you played harmonica in art class I know you want her, too But you don’t move ’cause you don’t have any shoes You touch a pom-pom I touch an A-Bomb Mmm, aw yeahhh Oh look it’s a bad guy Don’t worry about it, Darius Cuz I’m a mile high and I’m the scariest I ride so hard I got you tripping You seeing how I’m flowing not dripping I think YOU’RE tripping, dog I’ll pour sauce all up on your very nice pants I like romance, you can’t dance Heart attack on deck, ain’t got a chance Kinda bright out, think I’ll put your lights out It’s not about what they want You just gotta walk your walk It’s not about what you wear It’s all about where you are I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet So dang sweet, so dang sweet I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet You are like cinnamon Hey guys what you doing? Come again? I’m avoiding death And I’m really freaking Thinking somebody’s gonna shoot me You’ll be good bro I just wanna see a tree And you will! GYahhH! NO I WON’T! Sassy bad guy what do you wanna say? Before my friend pulls your legs away Cuz pretty soon, you’ll literally be tripping Here comes a hot poker What we do is wrap it wrap it round round Then we make it fall down You are like cinnamon! I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet, so dang sweet, so dang sweet What we do is wrap it wrap it round round Then we make it fall down You are like cinnamon! Hey see if you can give it more bass Hey! Where’s the music Dak is dead I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet, so dang sweet, so dang sweet It’s not about what they want You just gotta walk your walk I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet, so dang sweet, so dang sweet It’s not about what you wear [guttural growling sound] Dak? Hey guys! I think – I think Dak is a zombie! Really? What do you mean? I mean he’s a freaking zombie! But wait, didn’t your ship just get shot? Yes, but… ZOMBIE That IS terrible Yeah, you think? You are like cinnamon!

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  1. Your are like cinamon too bad he won't be at the BBQ then I guess he is a BBQ tell your mama not to burn my shoes sassy bad guy what do you want? Comedy gold 😋🤣😂😅

  2. So damn clever. The loops & splicing are smooth transitions. "…hey! What happened to the music?" Great line.

  3. I have listened to this song more times then humanly thought possible. My all time favorite and lets just say this needs to be the end credit song for the rise of skywalker just saying.

  4. Sassy bad guys who play harmonicas, have no shoes, and also have nice pants.
    Why don't I remember this from star wars?

  5. I can imagine luke and the other guy having a roast battle

    Luke: your like a soup can, im like Superman.

    Other guy: you are like cinnamon

  6. “Sassy bad guy what do you want to say before my friend pulls your lights away cause pretty soon you’ll literally be trippin”

    “Here come a hot poker”

  7. I just discovered this channel and the music. It is really good. I am suprised to find quality like this on YouTube. They are actually fun songs to listen to.

  8. I'm mad because these are genuinely really nice beats and then when I wanna play it around my family and friends I just get weird looks. Damn you blr.

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