HOW2: How to Ride a Horse!
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HOW2: How to Ride a Horse!

September 5, 2019


– [Orange] Hey there, fruit lovers. Have you ever yearned to ride a horse? At sunset? On the beach? Have you ever yearned to ride a horse on top of a horse, on
top of another horse? I sure have. That’s why this week. Pear
and I are gonna show you, How to ride a horse on top of a horse on top of another horse! – [Pear] Dude, that’s not
what it says and you know it. – [Orange] You sure about that? – [Pear] Now, an important
thing to remember when you’re around horses,
do not walk behind them. – [Orange] That’s right! Cause horses fart a lot. – [Pear] No. Well, okay, maybe certain horses but you don’t wanna walk behind them because you might get kicked. – [Orange] That makes sense. – [Pear] Next, you’ll need a saddle. – [Orange] Not necessarily, you could simply place a smaller horse on top of the larger horse’s back instead. – [Pear] This video is
not about riding a horse on top of another horse! Alright, once you’re on the horse, you’ll wanna take the reins. – [Orange] Unless it’s a drought. Other people like farmers could probably use those rains more, so don’t
take the rains in a drought. – [Pear] Not those kinds of reins, dude! I’m talking about bits kinda reins. – [Orange] Oh, you mean the horse’s leash? – [Pear] Sure. – [Orange] Then why didn’t you say so? Next step, start riding the horse! – [Pear] Yeah. – [Orange] Exactly. Look around for another larger horse and ride your horse onto that horse! – [Pear] Orange! – [Orange] Just kidding, just kidding! It’s a really bad idea to
ride three horses at once. – [Pear] Thank you. – [Orange] Cause there’s a good chance they might all fart at
once, can you imagine? – [Pear] Orange! – [Orange] Snotty farts! – [Pear] No! – [Orange] All you fruit loops
and fruity poops out there. – [Pear] Dude, gross! – [Orange] What? – [Pear] Orange and I
have been playing monopoly for two hours because today,
Heath Gaming wants to know how to play monopoly. – [Orange] Why couldn’t he asked. Knife!

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