I found an EPIC treassure in Minecraft  – Part 6
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I found an EPIC treassure in Minecraft – Part 6

August 22, 2019

Aye-o! Good morning gamers. It’s Minecraft Day. Heck yeah, my favorite day! I love Minecraft I am legit addicted to this game I am having so much fun Look at this! Look at my farm, it’s epic. And look at my- oh my God. I Feel like this probably goes against some rules and regulations. All right, who’s hungry? Who’s hungry? There you go. There you go Have it all Eat as much as you can ( subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom) Now the reason I did this is because we actually need to start murdering them because we’re going- Agh god dammit. Alright, I’m just gonna kill I’m sorry, PETA look away! Ah I need your meat. I’m sorry, they’re escaping! Stop them! Oh God What have I done? Oh God damn it~ *dies inside* Okay, al-all right the children gets to- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BOAT?! Ok that’s awesome, you guys can stay in the boat, that’s- *happy noises* Oh, you’re friends with Jørgan, You can stay. (r.i.p Jørgan) Why do I even have a farm, this is too- Look at all the children! Everyone: YoU wOuLdN’t KiLl A cHiLd FeLiX Felix: NO I WOULDN’T! (he’s lying) Oh my GOoOod Alright, ok. It’s- mmhm (No! Jørgan!) O- Jørgan! Jørgan! Sorry x4 (you better be) Alright, the kids get to live I’m that gracious, but I do need their meat because today we are going on epic Adventure That’s right everyone. We have these treasure maps and we’re gonna go and find Where it is it looks like it’s probably pretty goddamn far Epic! That is the cutest thing I have ever seen in my entire life oh yeah I made some ehh Improvement to the house as well. Got this new carpet got this new terrace. It’s pretty epic It’s whatever Oh yeah and these bad guys attacked me. So I put their banner on our epic Tree of Life Okay, Jørgan has to stay on this adventure. Actually, maybe I should bring him. Oh god, it’s too scary. so we are the tiny dot on the map. That’s so far dude. Is this one mirror? Oh, look, it- it- is it changing? it is changing. Oh god. This is so complicated, dude it is changing! Oh god. This is so complicated, dude All right. We’ll get Jørgan for this one. All right, Jørgan, let’s ride So we have to ride… this direction? Question mark? hey Jørgan’s friend. Hello. Jørgan’s friend. This is epic Oh God, we’re gonna need a boat, aren’t we? Uhh… or maybe not. so all the people in this village disappeared it- I don’t know why. it’s not like I was trying to blow up their house or anything (suspicious 🤔) But, turtle is still here! Hello, turtle and stone person(iron golem you pleb) is still here. Hello stone person So now, wait this is- now we’re going south How’d it go in on the map? Surely, this should be the way. or is it this way? Okay, wait, so… we need to go west we need to go this way *scared noises* Gee-Bali-Ba! Ugh, god damMIT! Yeah, it’s this way. No, it’s not *confused noises* Okay this way I don’t know how this works. Okay? I’ve never done this. I’m a gamer. It’s old gamer intuition That’s all I got. I haven’t shown everything I’ve been doing I’ve been playing offline for hours and hours, and I’m so hooked on minecraft But I haven’t done any adventure So I’m excited now to go on epic- Okay this is working, I think… no we’re just going up again, aren’t we? What about this way? I think we might have to get a boat. I don’t like this Will you be a good boy? (he is a good boy) Uh, Jørgan we’re gonna, we’re gonna do it like this Stay… (moves) Oh god, Stay (still moves) Jørgan *frustrated noises* Jørgan How did I not bring a shovel, to a goddamn treasure hunt map hunting thing this is what I get for- for forgetting EVERYTHING! Jørgan stop. wandering. off. My. god. I’ve already lost your brother now down the hole you go just be a good boy and stay in the hole here, have a flower don’t look at me like that. I’m sorry. I have to, that’s right- Woah, there’s another City there! *gasps* There’s another city! all right, Jørgan. Don’t worry. I know what I’m doing. Oh, yeah. *more scared noises My boat, where’d my Boat go? There you are. Awww, I feel bad for Jørgan. *evil laughter* Why do I care? (you sick frick) Maybe we can trade with these people. Maybe this city is less lousy than the other one. The city is being under attack Alright, then I won’t go then. okay, so now it would make sense that we just need to go in this direction At least if you ask me is it possible that the treasure is just underwater? I think that might be a yes (no) There’s wh- there’s light under the water. Is that Santa Claus? I can’t see I don’t have my glasses Oh my god, there’s so many citIES! *gasp* Woah! The map! the map is appearing! すげい…what is this? It’s a ship in the sand? question mark? Okay. Let’s remember where we parked our boat Is there a treasure map in here? I think I need dark wood. I don’t remember why I needed dark wood, but I think I do Nothing’s gonna stop me from getting this treasure. Oh god, I think it’s by the city Well, that’s perfect I’ll just place torches so I can remember how to- *even more scared noises* It’s sand zombies (Husks you noob) And so he ventured deep in the night This is just like aladdin. Am I right? (no you’re not) Oh God damn it I think I need the boat *skrattar du förlorar du* Or do I? *weird noises* I dOn’T hAvE mY gLaSsEs I’m PrAcTiCaLlY bLiNd wOw WhAt’S tHat? Ok we need to cross 360! Yeeaahh… Okay . Oh damn, I swim faster underwater Okay, we’re going- we’re getting close gamers. woah what is that? *gasps* that’s my other nether portal what? (you never played tuber simulator?) that’s crazy What- *even more scared noises* Hey He’s got a golden armor! stop! stop. stupid baby, I- I will kill a child I don’t care (told you he was lying) God these ones are… so wh- *gasps* Wow he rich boy Hypebeast (XD) Okay, alright gamers, we’re gonna find this treasure if it’s the last thing I’ll ever do so I see my direction right, where I’m facing. It’s kind hard to… This is faced away from it Alright and this is face towards it. Let’s see how my orientation skills Will pan out. that’s what I wanted to do. Ok should be… somewhere. Yeah, no problem, right? How in the gods earth am I gonna find this? GAMING WEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!! Yeah yeah yeah OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH Looks like Sun is almost up gamers. Oh, that’s me. When gaming week is over Gaming week for life. *happy noises* Alright, so I need a lot of dirt. Oh look at me I got arrows inside me. I need a lot of dirt So we can make an air bubble thing God what if we find Gucci pants in the treasure that would be so awesome How do you make an air bubble. listen I don’t have time for boat people Go back to the swamp shrek. Oh And the music kicks in at the perfect time and you’re having an epic adventure looking for minecraft Okay, so I don’t know if this is the most effective way to do it Knowing myself most no, No it isn’t why is there no scuba equipment- in minecraft? (good question) They had nine years to add it get out of my way What an irony to dig up treasure map we have to build That’s called a paradox my minecraft children It actually makes it easier with sand cuz then I can just drop them drop them faster minecraft I ain’t got time notch I feel like this is the time where in my audience this is cringing at me Like what is he doing it? (what ARE you doing?) Listen, I don’t know Okay, I’m not pretending that I know all I do know is like subscribe for more epic minecraft. Okay, come on Straight down here should do it. Okay. Let’s go gamers Hopefully we don’t drown So, how do I know how deep it goes oh I’m drowning. I’m drowning. I’m drowning gamers. If I didn’t could if I didn’t oh god, I’m opposite drowning. Can I assume in at least? smelly Must be here somewhere Maybe just dig deeper Question mark my name is Jeff. Like where is it? Where is it? God? Dammit. Jurgen is waiting for me He’s gonna be so pissed dude Maybe I can make an airlock underneath the water and I will make it easier for me to just mine Alright dolphin I don’t have time for you My being pranked is it a thing? Maybe it’s like has to be surface level and I’m just digging super deep It’s harder to find these math and diamonds Okay, I Give up. I’m starting to think there was no treasure. Oh my god, but at least we had fine I’ll get them at the llamas are gone. Alright, well, at least we can explore what we were gonna do last episode. Whoa It’s like a pyramid That’s awesome. Can I go what in the world is that this place makes zero sense? Whoa, look at these, This time No Traps Okay, here we go gamers. No stepping on trapssssss Ok (my name is eatnoodls and I’m getting tired of subtittling this so please enjoy the rest of google’s auto-translate.) Gamer learned from my mistakes diamonds. Oh my god Man I run horse armor. Your again is gonna be so happy. Oh my craft Oh *le inhale* OOOOOOOOO!! HOO HOO! This is better than any treasure the trip was worth it after all Oh God Felix, maybe you shouldn’t be greedy You literally cannot carry anything else. Okay gamers. Let’s go. What if we yergon starved to death in the hole? *giggly boi* Please please be in the hole. Please be in. Oh my god. You’re in the hole yorgan! *happyness noises* Yeah! it worked! Did you have a good time? uh, dude, i got a carrot eat the carrot *eat it yorgan goddangit* how do i give him the carrot? (through its mouth, felix) All right, cool. Well anyway, I have a present for you. oh, My god, oh my god! you look so good yorgan! *wheeze 100* you dont mind if i have the carrot, do you? (he sat in a hole for a day felix, he needs the carrot) thank you whaddup cows! oh my god what am i gonna do about you gu- i dident realize they would get so many! *a swedish giant cannot engrish* Alright, I’m making a diamond pickaxe, cause were gonna go on epic GamInG- *svedish laugh* adventure its crazy how much time you can spend in this game, seriously (no not that serious poods) alright im workin’ on the power rails guys (WhAt?!) ples dont judge me so im gonna get some more nether sh- *family freindly stuff right here* i forgot what its called we need to mine more of deez (nuts) Which is always the most fun…ever aighpi7g2q308hn so we have obsidian, (english?) So I want to see what it’s like, if youuu head out in the other direction, Because I have leather I have epic stuff to trade with the villagers! (dont trade yorgan) *orgasm ghast* Can I kill that thing? I don’t have an arrow. All right time to make a bridge *spoopy scared felix sounds* ahh godamnit! 🅾 🅰 EGHHGHGHGHHGH (seriously the fuc?) *more dolan dark sounds* *pewdiepie breathing ASMR* Whoa, what is that? What is that it like a frog? (its slippy) is it dangerous? (no breh, its slippy!) Hello, let me be your friend its so cute! oh God it’s coming towards me S A F E D I S T A N C E 𝙎 𝘼 𝙁 𝙀 𝘿 𝙄 𝙎 𝙏 𝘼 𝙉 𝘾 𝙀 alright im gonna end this mans whole career im gonna kill it. it is decided yorgan, you will not belive this Sorry, you can’t commit, isent 100% safe i never done this (swedish accent comes through) okay… were gonna kill the giant frog thing (nu dont kill slippy :O) Maybe he just wants to hug me, (big time tommy voice) IM NOT GONNA FIIND OUT hello? Where’d he go? aw, i wanted to kill it! whoawhoawhoawhoa lookadat! whoa its so big! 🅾 there it is! 🅰🅰🅰 🅹🅴🅴🆂🆄🆂!!! Alright, ok! alright okay! itsa battol! the battol begins! I CANT SHOOT! 𝔴𝔥𝔬𝔞 Ah f- (pure bass sound effect.mp4) ah f- (purebasssoundeffect.mp4x2) this is bad! UUU its alright, i brought- dont panick! i brought water bucket! iT Ḏ̶̔̓͆̄̃̑O̶̧̡͎̦̝̎È̸̪̖͘͝S̶̳̉Ę̷̩̪̯͎͖͛̾͋̊͠N̷̗̫̠̱̖̜̻̘̾̓͑͠T̸̡̺̬̱͕͔̝̬̠͌̔͜ ̸̢̛͍͈̳̗͉͎̤̝̈́̓̽̈́̎͌̚͜͝W̸̘̙͓͊̽̌̓̾̓́̇͝ͅƠ̴̮̫̮̪̝̭̗̈̽̉͐̎͜Ȍ̵͖͓̩͔͎͉͓̈́̒̿͐͊̽͆̉Ơ̷̢͇̗̣̈́̌̋̎́Ṙ̶̼͕̰̘̗R̵̲͔̱̺̼̭̦̠̳̂͊͆͛̆̎̾̚͘͜Ķ̷͉͍̭͓̹͓͚͕̋̈́͒̀̇͠ i brought plenty of food, im readyyyy im may ha- you may have gotten the upper hand, mister. Quick scope Quick scope x2 Quick scope x3 🅾🅾🅾 hit them! 🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾 *childish giggles* u ded! *inhale* you ded! AAA That was easy, dude easy mode! you see that pig?! (no) aight, im gonna find that demon frog now have i mined those? I think I have, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕖? O F****** ass (play ass on the app store, it might be better than tuber simulator) ahh its over ahh its over x2 not like this! *orgasam x2* NO! yorgan, you will not belive what just happened You be quiet! (PETA has joined the chat) oh god i hit my sheep! (ANIMAL ABOOS) ive sunken so low- yeah i lost everything thats epic gamer rage quit I’m so sick of dying. THIS IS FOR YORGAN 🅰 *orgasm x3* you can run but you can hide! id feel bad if yorgan wasent DED there needs to be suffering in this world (jesus christ, felix) So…. UH Apparently one block in in the nether realm is eight blocks in the other realm, so if i walk like DIS i Open up opportunityyyy now hopefully, all my stuff isent gone i count on maybe some of my stuff Maybe just not all of my stuff, trying to have a PMA over here, okay? (positive mental anus) back to level fouurrrr thats- O MY GOD *orgasm x4* HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *immense inhale* EYUS! oh i got my diamondPickaxeBack oh my god! i ha- you know i had a feeling so many of you have sai- told me that- you can enter a co- like a text and then you wont lose your stuff if you die, Text and then you won’t lose your stuff if you die, but I feel like that beats the purpose. Alright, we’re doing it survival I’m a pro player. Okay? Another thing I read is apparently if I mine those then I can breathe on the water Question mark it’s the hottest day in UK. I have two lights headed on my face So the green screen will work. Why am I torturing myself? Okay. Another thing you guys told me was to bring up the brightness Oh my god, that is so much nicer See I listened to you guys to buy do you tell me to do all these awful things instead? We had a trust and that trust is broken forever. Whoa. What is this? Cirie’s saying Fifi feast did I just try to mine with a melon? Oh my god, you can I’m mining with a melon brush. I keep mellow meaning. Alright, let’s build our little Portal over here. One two, this will literally be the furthest we’ve ever gone. I’m actually kind of scared plus We’re really low down Oh dog, what’s gonna happen? Dude? Look how long it’s taking. All right gamers I am all gamed out smash like subscribe for more minecraft and I see you guys next episode W H A T ? ! YOU NEVER PLAYED TOOBER SIMULOOTOOR?! *dies inside a little* You know, it’s fun, right? im not supposed to give my opinion, but give it a try, and THEN you can tell me if its good or not. I’ll cut you a deal the game is available for free and that’s a great price

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  1. anybody else paying attention to the subtitles and when he said “I’ll kill a child idc” in parenthesis it said “i told u he was lying”

  2. "the kids get to live – I'm that gracious – but I need their meat"

    Just going to leave that there with no context.

  3. Why did everyone in the village leave? Because Felix's weird behavior and insane consumption and quick development tanked property values.

  4. 9:48
    'dolphin I don't have time or u, im looking for treasure"
    dolphins literally show u where treasure is if u feed them

  5. Давайте вы мне много лайков поставите, я же аутист не знаю что такое переводчик) 0)0)

  6. 1:32 Тобaу ѡэ aяэ дoiид oи ЭPIC, aбѵэитѱяэ. Tпaт's яiдпт эѵэяyoиэ!

    why did i waste my time writing this?

  7. Почему название видио на русском а он говорит на английском? И какого хеоа коменты все пишут на английском?

  8. i have this imagination in my mind, that someday when Felix is old, he will get a farm and take care of animals like what he's doing in minecraft lols.

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