If horses were people – Episode 9
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If horses were people – Episode 9

August 13, 2019


(banging on table) SARAH: Hungry! SARA: I know. I’m getting it. (more banging) Jeez, it’s like. (banging) Ok. Alright! SARAH: (humming to herself) What is this? What’s this? Is someone in here? SARA: I can’t believe they don’t fit. Your butt is like…so much bigger than I
expected. SARAH: Rude. Yeah, so. I don’t know…we’re supposed to go to this
show this weekend, but I don’t really know if I want to. Also, this is broken. SARA: I literally just watched you break it. SARAH: Oh. No. I think it came broken. So if you could get me a new one… SARA: That’s brand new! SARAH: Yeah, but I can’t drink out of this. SARA: (sigh) Again. SARAH: Ok. Let’s…let’s try to see you. Oh! You saw me. You seem friendly… Are we ready? SARA: Just about. We just gotta put your hat on… SARAH: Sounds great! Just don’t… SARA: Don’t what? You’re fine. SARAH: Touch my head. SARA: Sarah… SARAH: We talked about not… The hat’s fine, just don’t touch my head. Right? SARA: But where do you think a hat goes? I know. SARAH: It hurts. It hurts. It hurts, please. It hurts, it hurts. It hurts very much. SARA: Sarah. SARAH: Please help me. It hurts. SARA: Sarah! SARAH: I don’t think you understand. SARA: Sarah! SARAH: It hurts. SARA: Stand! SARAH: Help me. It hurts. Ah, ah. SARA: Seriously? SARAH: Are you trapped? Do you need help? Friend? SARA: What? SARAH: What are you doing? SARA: What’s over there? (laughing) SARAH: Hop on. I’ll give you a ride. SARA: Oh. Alright. SARAH: Yeah. Up here. Yep, and then we’ll go. Right? SARA: Back over here if you could. SARAH: Yeah, yeah. And then yep…and then just hop on. SARA: Sarah, I can’t reach you. SARAH: No. We’re going to go for a ride. C’mon. Yep. SARA: Stand here for a sec so that I can… SARAH: Here we go! SARA: So, I just got these for you. SARAH: Cool. SARA: New clipper. SARAH: They look fast. SARA: They are fast. SARAH: I like it. SARA: That means we’re gonna be done really
quickly. SARAH: Sure. Done with what? SARA: With clipping. SARAH: Yep. SARA: Ok? SARAH: Yeah, let’s do it. SARA: Alright, do you want to check them out? You’re good? SARAH: Yeah. SARA: Awesome. (clippers start buzzing) Alright, well I’m
really impressed with you… SARAH: Whoa! Near my face?! SARA: That’s what needs clipping… (clippers go off) Sarah… SARAH: Are you insane? Hello? Hello? You are beautiful. Hello…

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  1. i expected the last bit to end with her nose touching the mirror and then shitting herself cause OH GOD IT TOUCHED ME!

  2. I can just imagine a new coworker or someone that doesnt know about what you film and seeing you doing these things XD "are you trapped, do you need help? are you a friend?

  3. My horse will have full on conversations with herself in the patio door, and is horrified of the A.C. Unit

  4. My horse: AHHH THE FLIES ARE EATING MY FACE!!!!! NOOO YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO PUT A STUPID LOUD NOISY THING ON MY FACE

  5. I'm a new horse owner but I've learned quickly that they can be such toddlers. My gelding is 22 but he acts like he's 2 most days. πŸ™„πŸ˜†

  6. AGHHHH YOU’RE OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!!!!! THIS IS THE SECOND VIDEO OF YOURS I’VE WATCHED ALSO πŸ˜‚

  7. I stood at my horses fence today and he ran over to me and I was like aww so cute then he ran the oppresit direction befor I could touch him πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚then he came back for food 🐎anybody else’s horse do this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  8. These videos are hilarious because there is a truth to it! LOL! πŸŽπŸŽπŸŽπŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸŽπŸŽπŸŽπŸŽπŸŽπŸŽ

  9. Reminds me more of a cat this was on my recommend list don't know y and other animals besides that ride part

  10. My favourite so far! Sara makes me laugh. My husband doesnt get all of them but never had a horse so of course i have to explain..

  11. Also this is broken

    I just literally watched you break it

    No…. It think it came broken
    So if you could get me a new one?

    That's Brand new!

    My horse. I lost count on how many lead ropes she destroyedπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  12. ;D Awesome! Trying to get on and then your horse walks off… Every. Single. Time.! And then you see your instructor ride her horse and she gets on in two seconds like whaaat?

  13. The end has me laughing so hard.
    sarah looks into mirror
    β€œ…h-ello β€œ very quiet 🀫 πŸ˜‚

  14. I’m going through a tough time with my arthritic horse. I’m just so down… but THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS!!! πŸ’œ

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