Oh, my God! This is shrimp! You see this? Shrimp in the store?
Yeah, that’s crazy. They got
a whole cooler of shrimp! Murray, you’re not
buying shrimp. The crazy thing is,
I’m actually not supposed to be shopping here anymore. My ex-girlfriend dates
the security guard that’s here. Oh. All right. That’s a good
reason to stay away from him. And whenever I come
shopping here, he threatened me
a couple times. ‘Cause he’s dating my bae now,
and she’s my ex-bae and I don’t want to
get involved with it. Do me a favor. If you see the
security guy coming around… No, you got to signal me so I know not to come
out of that aisle. Yell something out that’ll — She’s coming up
with her own words. No. Yell like… “Mama got a donkey.” Mama got a donkey.
Or something like that. No, I know.
Just for a minute. I’m gonna run down
and get some detergent. I’ll be right back. Murr, stop getting shrimp
and just go. Yeah, go. Thank you so much. I’m gonna get
the detergent, guys. Okay. Yell it a few times so I
hear it in case he comes out. Okay. All right.
Here comes security. But the problem is, she’s face
first in that self-serve shrimp. Here she goes! [ Laughter ] What the [bleep] What?! Mama got a donkey! Mama got a donkey! What are people doing
with their life? I’m robbing a bank
with that lady. [ Ding! ]