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Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice

November 19, 2019


– WELCOME, JOHNSON FAMILY. NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE’RE HERE. COUSIN DELROY’S
GETTING MARRIED… all: MM-HMM. – TO A MAN. WHICH IS CRAZY.
– MM-HMM. – AND WE’RE IN SUPPORT, AND, UH,
WE JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THE PARTICULARS
OF A GAY WEDDING. WHAT I’VE DONE
IS I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO GET MY FRIEND GARY IN HERE, WHO’S–I MEAN,
HE’S NOT REALLY MY FRIEND. HE’S A COWORKER OF MINE
WHO HAPPENS TO BE A ACTIVE MEMBER
OF THE HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY, AND HE’S GONNA GIVE US
SOME ADVICE ON, YOU KNOW, WHA–WHAT TO DO. SO, GARY, WHA–WHAT CAN–
WHAT CAN WE EXPECT? – ALL RIGHT. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, GUYS, THANKS SO MUCH
FOR HAVING ME HERE, AND I THINK IT’S REALLY AMAZING WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING
FOR YOUR COUSIN DELROY. REALLY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY,
BASICALLY, THAT A GAY WEDDING IS JUST LIKE A STRAIGHT WEDDING. YES? YES, SIR. – SO THEN DO THE MEN
WEAR DRESSES AND THEN THE WOMEN WOULD WEAR SUITS? – NO.
NO, NO, NO. YOU WOULD JUST WHERE
EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD WEAR AT A–AT A STRAIGHT WEDDING. – NOW, NONE OF US ARE GAY,
SO I ASSUME THAT WE WOULD ALL SIT
THEN IN THE STRAIGHT SECTION. – THE STRAIGHT SECTION?
– YEAH. – OH, THE STRAIGHT SECTION. HE MEANS AS OPPOSED
TO THE GAY SECTION. – NO, NO, THERE’S–THERE’S–
THERE’S NO SECTIONS, GUYS. – BUT THE GAY PEOPLE…
– NO, NO, NO. WHAT–YOU WOULD JUST SIT–
– AND THEN THE STRAIGHT? – NO, LARRY, LARRY, LISTEN TO ME
JUST FOR A SECOND. – BUT THEN THE AISLE.
– YOU WOULD JUST– YOU WOULD JUST SIT
ON THE SIDE OF THE PERSON THAT WERE FRIENDS WITH
OR THAT YOUR FAMILY’S MEMBERS, JUST LIKE IN A STRAIGHT WEDDING. – SO WE JUST GUESS WHO’S GAY. – OR NOT.
YOU COULD JUST–YEAH. – WE’LL GUESS WHO’S GAY. – OKAY.
GUESS WHO– – WHEN IN THE CEREMONY
DO WE SINGOVER THE RAINBOW?– WELL, YOU DON’T.
YOU DON’T. THIS IS A RELIGIOUS CEREMONY,
SO YOU– YOU WOULDN’T BE SINGING THAT
DURING THE SERVICE. – OH, ALL RIGHT.
– YOU DONE WITH THE QUESTIONS? – NO, I’M JUST ASKING. – I’M NERVOUS ‘CAUSE
I CAN ONLY DO JAZZ HANDS FOR ABOUT THREE MINUTES ‘FORE
MY HANDS START TO CRAMP. – OH, SIR, I DON’T THINK
ANYONE’S GONNA EXPECT YOU– I DON’T THINK ANY–
I DON’T THINK ANYONE’S GONNA EXPECT YOU TO HAVE
TO DO JAZZ HANDS. – NOW CAN WE SEE THE PONY SHOW
FROM THE STRAIGHT SECTION? OR ARE WE WAY
IN THE BACK SOMEWHERE? – MA’AM, AGAIN,
THERE’S NO STRAIGHT SECTION. WHAT IS A PONY SHOW? – YOU KNOW,
WHEN Y’ALL GO LIKE THIS. – NO, THERE WON’T BE– THERE WON’T BE ANY OF THIS
DURING THE CEREMONY. – OH. OH. – WHEN DO WE SINGYMCA?– OH.
– SIR, NOT DURING THE CEREMONY. – OKAY. – WHAT ABOUTMACHO, MACHOMAN?
– NO. – I DON’T KNOW
WHERE TO BUY NO GAY PRESENTS. – WELL, I-I DON’T KNOW
WHAT A GAY PRESENT IS. USUALLY, WHAT COUPLES
DO IS THEY JUST– THEY JUST REGISTER AT A STORE… – HUH. – LIKE A STRAIGHT COUPLE WOULD. – THE GAY STORE, OR–
– JUST A REGULAR STORE. – WHERE DO YOU GET THE EUROS
TO BUY GAY GIFTS? – ARE YOU SAYING EUROS? YOU WOULDN’T–
YOU WOULDN’T USE EUROS. – NO, IT’S–IT’S–
IT’S A GOOD QUESTION, FINNEY. WE–WE SHOULD MAKE
SOME EYE CONTACT SO WE MAKE SURE THAT
THE COMMUNICATION’S HAPPENING. – YEAH.
– I THINK HE WANTS TO KNOW IS IT, LIKE, A–YOU KNOW,
A DIFFERENT CURRENCY? OR IS IT MORE LIKE CAMEL CASH? – NOPE, JUST GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED
U.S. DOLLARS, YEP. – DO WE HAVE TO PARTICIPATE
IN THE ANAL SEX? – OH!
– OR CAN WE JUST WATCH AND CHEER IN A FIREMEN’S HAT? – NO, THERE’S NO ANAL SEX
AND NO FIREMAN’S HAT. – OH, OKAY.
– IT’S CUNNILINGUS. – IS THAT A QUESTION, SIR? – WHEN DO WE GET TO SING
IT’S RAINING MEN,
HALLELUJAH, IT’S RAININGMEN?
– YOU DON’T. – SO THERE’S NO GAY HYMNS
IN THE CEREMONY? – SIR, THERE’S NO SUCH THING
AS A GAY HYMN. – WHAT?
– WELL, DOES THE FAKE PRIEST LOOK LIKE A REAL PRIEST
OR LIKE A NUN? – IT’S GONNA BE A REAL PRIEST.
– OR… – NO, THERE’S NO “OR.” – IS IT A SEXY BOAT CAPTAIN, THEN HE TAKES HIS CLOTHES OFF? all: OHH.
– WHAT? NO. NO. – DO WE THROW SOMETHING
OTHER THAN RICE? – LIKE WHAT, SIR? WHAT WOULD YOU THROW
OTHER THAN RICE? – I DON’T KNOW.
I DON’T KNOW. COUSCOUS.
SKITTLES. – GUYS, A GAY WEDDING IS JUST
LIKE A STRAIGHT WEDDING, OKAY? IT’S EXACTLY THE SAME. – WELL, WHEN THEY KISS, IS IT
OKAY TO STAND UP AND SAY, “EW”? – NO, IT’S NOT BECAUSE IT WOULD
BE–THAT WOULD BE HOMOPHOBIC. – THIS FROM THE MAN
WHO WON’T ALLOW GAY HYMNS AT THE GAY WEDDING. – OKAY, BUT LIKE
A INVOLUNTARY GASP. – I WOULD JUST, I GUESS,
TRY TO CURB THAT BEHAVIOR. – OKAY.
I’LL–I’LL LOOK AWAY THEN. – OH, MY GOD.
– NOW, IS RUPAUL GONNA BE THERE? – NO, I DON’T THINK
DELROY KNOWS RUPAUL. – UH, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS?
– NO. – OOH, DOOGIE. – WHAT IF YOU DON’T WANT
YOUR PICTURE ON THE INTERNET? – THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
– EXCUSE ME, GARY. “RIDICULOUS.”
IS THAT A GAY TERM? – OKAY, YEP.
I’LL SHOW MYSELF OUT. – OH, HE’S A LITTLE TESTY,
ISN’T HE? – NAH, HE CAN GO.
– GOOD LUCK. – WE JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT
HOW IT GO. – LET’S GO, STEFAN. – I THINK WE PRETTY MUCH GOT IT.

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  2. My most favorite K&P skit 😂 Who here remembers back when there were no gay black ppl? The government is to blame…

  3. Holy shit, my man from malcolm in the middle sitting on the couch to the far right looking the same after all these years

  4. I’m suprised will smiths moms ok wit this, she wasn’t even coo wit his aunt marrying a white guy in the “fresh prince of Bellaire”
    REAL NIGGAS GET THIS

  5. The guy in the recliner with the glasses looks like the singer Kem a lil bit "When love calls, love calls yo name baby"😂😂😂

  6. After watching this video about 100 plus times in just a couple months, I can safely say that it is one of the best comedy skits on YouTube.

  7. Can we all just acknowledge how patient Keegan was answering all of these questions? He genuinely wanted to be of assistance 😂😂😂

  8. I want to know where all the bisexuals sit at this wedding. Do we sit in the gay section or the straight section? Or do we just stand in the aisle?

  9. This is my family 😂 when I came out to my dad he had so many questions that I really didn’t want to answer so he said he’s gonna ask his lesbian friend from his job

  10. wait , hol' on.. Ive watched every fresh prince episode 100 times, is that lady there, will smiths mom in fresh prince of bel air?>

  11. Everything about this skit just brings me to tears laughing from the gum chewing grandfather to the dude failing to make some eye contact to the gentleman writing down everything,and that final question is "Ridiculous is that a gay term?"broke me

  12. Another completely hilarious skit –you're going to make tons of money, you're going to build a HUGE audience. But WHY if you're white is there are a sharper expectation that you NOT ask all their same questions, questions I see as intuitive…? To see this hilarious stuff, WHY do I have to go to black comics? I'm ok doing that but why if you're white is it forbidden to be funny, or to be funny LIKE THIS…? A better question is why the small tribe that controls comedy in the USA is so impermissive towards us, why are we less free in certain respects (like in comedy) than descendents of slaves..?

  13. Sketch hilarious from start to finish. From the cousin introducing the gay man as his friend n immediately retract it making him solely a coworker, to skittles guy refusing to give the gay man any eye contact, to the made with the notepad ….even the subtle things are pure gold😂😂

  14. Sweet to have them to prepare for gay wedding. At least they try.
    Even if it is just a sketch. For a family to do this… Sweet.

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