Key & Peele – Shady Landlord
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Key & Peele – Shady Landlord

August 10, 2019


– THAT’S TRUE. [pounding at door] – IT’S YOUR LANDLORD!
[pounding continues] – HEY, DEVON. – HEY, HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER? HOW YOU DOING?
YEAH. JUST, UH, STOPPING BY. JUST WANTED TO CHECK UP
ON EVERYTHING. – OKAY.
– YEAH–AHA! YOU IN HERE,
YOU LITTLE MOTHER[bleep]? NOPE. CLOSET LOOK GOOD. DOOR IS STRONG. SO Y’ALL SETTLING IN?
– YEAH. WE’VE BEEN LIVING HERE
A YEAR AND A HALF, SO WE HAVE. – SO, UH, HOW ARE THESE
CUPBOARDS WORKING OUT FOR YOU? MAN, NOBODY IN HERE… BESIDES YOUR STUFF,
WHICH LOOKS GOOD. – THANK YOU. – COMPLETELY UNRELATED– HAVE Y’ALL SEEN A 4’11” DUDE
WITH A PURPLE BEARD UP IN HERE? – NO. NO. NO, NO ONE’S IN HERE… PROBABLY BECAUSE WE LOCK
THE DOOR. – OH, HE GOT THE BODY
LIKE A RAT. HE CAN JUST SQUEEZE
THROUGH THE VENTS. – YEAH. SO YOU THINK SOMEBODY’S HIDING
IN MY APARTMENT? – NO. I TOLD YOU– IT’S JUST A SOCIAL CALL. I MEAN, WHY WOULD GERALD BE
IN HERE, ANYWAY? – GERALD. THERE IS A MAN
WITH A PURPLE BEARD NAMED GERALD IN MY APARTMENT? – HELL, NO! WHY?
DID YOU SEE HIM? HE ABOUT 4’9″,
GOT A PURPLE BEARD. – YEAH. – HEY, BABY–
– [screams maniacally] – [screams]
– UGH! THIS IS–AGH! [grunts] OH.
[laughs] HEY, BABY GIRL. YOU AIN’T GERALD.
[snickers] OH, BY THE BY, HAVE YOU SEEN
A 4’5″ PURPLE BEARD? – BABY… – DEVON, WHAT’S GOING ON? – OKAY, YOU KNOW,
I’M GONNA LEVEL WITH ALL Y’ALL. THERE IS A 4’3″ [bleep]
WITH A PURPLE BEARD NAMED GERALD SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING. – WHY DOES HE KEEP GETTING
SMALLER EVERY TIME YOU MENTION HIM? – SERIOUSLY? ‘CAUSE I DIDN’T WANT
TO ALARM Y’ALL. HE IS DISTURBINGLY SMALL,
REALLY. HE A GOOD GUY. HE SMOKE ROCK, THOUGH. I MEAN, HE’LL DO ANYTHING
TO GET MONEY FOR CRACK. ANYTHING. – OKAY. – I MEAN ANYTHING. – I GET IT. – HE WILL MURDER YOU. – WELL, WE CERTAINLY HOPE
YOU FIND HIM. – OH, I’M GONNA FIND HIM. DON’T WORRY ABOUT THAT, ‘CAUSE I’M GONNA LOOK LOW, AND THEN
I’M GONNA LOOK HIGH. [grunting] – [screams] [both screaming] – GERALD,
YOU TINY LITTLE BITCH! SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE,
Y’ALL. GERALD, WHEN I GET MY HANDS
ON YOU, YOU GONNA BE 2’3″!

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  1. Oh She tried VERY hard @ 2:19 to stifle that laugh coming.. so hard I bet they made multiple takes just to get it right.. She laughed hard I bet!

  2. I've had a few nights like this on mushrooms and acid…. Even crazier nights on Coke and alcohol and some of my prostitutes when I was pimping… Trust me and this isn't for likes it's πŸ’―% facts

  3. I bet someone could take all the skits, cut them together and make a chronological story out of them that makes sense πŸ™‚

  4. These two are pure comic genius !

    Oh and That silk track suit is actually kinda fly tho…Their costume guys are on point

  5. Best comedy duos:
    Conan and bill bur
    Key and peels
    Danny Gonzales and drew golden
    Abbot and Costello

  6. 1:32 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  7. Literally my tall friends when I piss them off β€œWAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS IN YOU,YOU’RE GONNA BE 2’3!”

  8. I just noticed that Peele rolled his eyes the moment he realized who it was. Did other past visits yield the same strange happenings? πŸ˜‚

  9. Minus this hair this is my fucking super. The fact that there is a small person always at his apartment and I am sure they do drugs together makes this hilarious.

  10. Totally love you guys!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£I’m watching the show from now on!!! I laughed till I cried and just pissed myself πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

  11. Shady?
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  12. "Gerald when I get my hands on you, you gonna be two foot three!"

    That was a very big jump from the previous number.

  13. 2:37 You can see the purple beard reflected in Devon's glasses! Hah. Because I noticed that, I actually wasn't surprised when he started stabbing at the ceiling a few seconds later.

  14. Quote of the day

    Was originally 4 foot nine

    β€œ when I get my hands on you, you gonna se 2 foot three” πŸ˜‚

  15. – Checking every nook and cranny of the apartment
    – Eliminating any threats to the tenants
    – Apologizing for inconvenience caused
    – Weird hairdo with infantry sword

    If you ask me, those are all the signs of a good landlord right there.

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