Maroon 5 Payphone PARODY: Game of Thrones! Key Of Awesome #59
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Maroon 5 Payphone PARODY: Game of Thrones! Key Of Awesome #59

August 21, 2019

Watching Game Of Thrones I have’nt left home Told everyone that I had the flu Its an obsession I’m filled with depression Cuz its the end of season 2 Now, my, friends all tell me that I’ve lost my grip on reality They tell me it’s just a nerd show But Dragons are real to me Some day those dragons will be grown Daenerys will be my queen and when we reclaim the throne you
won’t be allowed in our house Don’t call me at nine
On a Sunday Night I don’t care who died I’m filling my mind with sword fights, and quests, horse lord, and incest. When Ned died I cried Watching Game Of Thrones its like a black hole Wanna kill Joffrey with his own shoes Magical kingdoms with naked women
and none of them have silicon boobs And If the seven kingdoms did exist I would drink and party with that imp Viserys had gold poured onto his head He’s no fucking dragon now he’s dead Ouch I’ll sick my dierwolf on ya If you get in my way He’s actually a chihuahua But he’ll still rip off your face I only leave my apartment to put the rent in the mail That’s right I still pay my bills cus Lannister’s repay their debts I’m joining the Knights Watch It’s my birthright I’ll stand guard for WhiteWalkers in the snow. This Wall kind of blows No hot girls, just bros and old crusty guys Watching Game of Thrones I feel bad for John Snow It seems like he’s always getting screwed Gave up on Mad Men cus nothing happens except for when Don’s wife sang Zou bisou The Lannisters all look like Surfer dicks Jamie banged his sister she’s a bitch No one knows that King Joeffrey’s their kid Except for maybe Peter Dinklage this is his best role This is nothing but nerd shit You better get a damned grip and go outside and get some fresh air Get your fat butt un-stuck from the chair ain’t a dragon slayer just a loser in your underwear Wait a second did I just see a pair boobs If you don’t mind I’m gonna chill for a few with you Dude, why is that girl pretending she a boy yo? Oh shit that witch just give birth to a cloud of smoke! How’d that hot naked blond chick survive the fire Isn’t Mayor Carcetti from the Wire I apologize for being so shitty before This show is Lord of the Rings but with titties galore But I’m sure who I’m supposed to root for I like Rob Stark but I like the dwarf more Call my manager and cancel my tour I gotta read A Storm of Swords Oh Theon Greyjoy you were a nice boy till you had those two kids barbecued Winter Is coming I’m not sure what that means but you can bet it’s probably bad news I’m not playing music anymore From now on you can just be Maroon 4 Next time they do the The Voice I won’t be there Tell Ceelo his cat can have my chair Cus I’m stuck in Game of Thrones

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  1. Two lines I love
    1 – I would drink and party with that imp
    2 – He’s no f***ing dragon, owe he’s dead (ouch!!)

  2. "Winter is coming I'm not sure what that means but you can bet it's probably bad news" Well it came turns out the long night is just that, one night

  3. Yeah this video is what spoiled the first two seasons but also got me into the show in the first place

  4. Lol Good 1. Lol Kill Joffrey with his own shoes? Wth ? Phobe booths in Westeros, etc. Chiguagua, etc. Lol Lannisters pau their debts. Halarious. Poor Jon indeed. NO 1 knows Joffrey their kid, except Peter Dinklage. Lmbo. These lyrics the wrap part the cartoon dragon are real to me, all freaking brilliant. Congrats on God & you for the talent.

  5. The first time I saw this video I hadn’t yet watched the show but I knew it was out there. I actually started watching the show because of this.

    An with that I blame you for my eventual disappointment! It’s your fault key of awesome….your fault

  6. I actually DID stay off school "sick" to read A Storm of Swords. Ended up "sick" all week and read through to After the Feast.

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