Ozzy Man Reviews: Horse Girl
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Ozzy Man Reviews: Horse Girl

August 13, 2019


Here we have a young lady who refuses to be bipedal. Most of us are happy that we evolved to walk upright, but she’s like “nah, I don’t want my arms just dangling, I don’t want them slightly swinging. Arms deserve more than that.” Look at her trotting. Those are silky smooth trotting skills. And she can fucken gallop! She’s a majestic wild stallion. If she was in the Melbourne Cup I would definitely put her in a trifecta. What’s that? There’s a picnic table in my way? No worries. I bloody bound over that and keep going about me business. If she doesn’t wanna do outright competitive horse racing, which is fair enough, no one wants a small bloke with a whip sitting on ya back, she could get into show jumping and other equestrian events. Yeah, this could be the making of a Tokyo 2020 Olympian. Unless there’s a bullshit rule against this. Like, some old official says “you’re not a horse, you’re a human.” That would be bullshit. There’s no room in the world for people being Horsist towards Norwegian teenage girls. Just accept that she’s a horse and get on with ya own life. What’s that? There’s a wooden pallet from Dad’s warehouse in my way? No worries. Bing bada boom. Some kind of cage for grass. Too easy. I wanna be clear, I am supportive of this hobby, but fuck me, if you were stumbling home drunk at 2am, and you saw her quietly jog around a corner like this, you’d shit ya pants. Aw that was huge. I hope the military doesn’t get hold of her. You know somewhere, in one of the powerful countries, there’s a war mongering fuck-knuckle that wants to weaponise her. There’s a megalomaniac somewhere that wants to build an army of Norwegian Horse Girls. I don’t think she should fight for any one country. She should be like an Avenger and defend Earth as a whole. Fuck yes, Horse Girl, fuck yes.

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  1. As i was watching this i thought to myself "fuck me, if i'd see this at night whilst coming home from a drunken stupor i would freak the fuck out" and then he says it :DDD

  2. She's not right in the head that's for sure. They just need to take her out bacchk behind the tool shed put her down like Ole Yeller…

  3. Our hog riders will use her for the area 51 raid.

  4. I would not mind riding her in a similar position with slight different angle of course bare back horse riding and without clothes on. It would give her something to " gallop " about for sure. Now on a serious note, To bad she has mental issues as she is really beautiful. If she did not have mental issues, Seriously I would love to get to know her indeed.

  5. Her spine must be seriously impacted by this. I know that my neck would hurt being cricked back at that angle all the time. Then there’s the potential hip and shoulder problems… we evolved to stand upright for a reason!

  6. I had dreams running Like a dog (but as a human) so fast in the streets, and is so real and wild, is craaazyyy

  7. Sister wanna become horse, she brokes leg me asking mom: mom what Is sister doing? Mom:she is just sleeping, but she never woke up 😞

  8. She's taken pony play to the extreme 😂 I thought those kinky fuckers were a bit weird but at least they trot on two legs. Look up Pony Play to see who I'm on about.

  9. There’s a lot of sexual comments about a 15 year old girl here fbi this is where you need to be to catch the pedos

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