(panting sounds) I’m back! Did he gain a level yet? No. You dropped your Bidoof off thirty seconds ago. Also, it was on fire. Yeah. So? That horse is on fire. (sighs) That’s different… for reasons I cannot explain. -Good morrow, Gladys! -Oh, hey, I remember you! You’re that boring EV Trainer that learned a lesson. -Uh, I’m just here to pick up my Pokémon, and.. oh! Huh, would you look at that! They’re holding an egg. -Right again, Julian. Here you go. -Oh…Yes! After a year of breeding, I finally created, another… perfect… Pokémon. Hold on! You can MAKE Pokémon?! HOOOOOW…..? Oh, yeah, it’s easy! If you’re not a total Chari-tard! You just take two Pokémon in compatible Egg groups and… No, no, no, no! How do you make a BABY? You know, the uh… (whispering) …Delibirds and the Combees. Ugh! Le sigh. 5 Minutes Later (crying) If I teach you how to breed Pokémon, will you stop crying? I want to make a new Pikachu! Great! Pikachu is an electric mouse, which means, *heh*, he’s obviously in the Field Egg group. Now. ‘Pikachu’ is my Beedrill. He died in a car fire. Wait, so you don’t have a Beedrill either? Nope. So, what DO you have? Bidoofs! Then we shall craft the perfect Bidoof! As you can see, I’ve matched my Dittos with your Bidoofs according to IVs. You should have a shiny Bidoof with an Adamant nature in just 2,731.. (chuckles)… attempts. -And I forgot why we’re doing this. -Oh! Great Xerneas’ antlers! My Cleffa has begun to hatch. I shall named her ‘Cleffaye Valentine’, after the woman of my dreams. -Clefayyyyye -Wow, you sure are excited about that buff baby. (crash) Nooo-o! All those steps! -Look, I told you! This guy makes the best buff Fairies! -Noooo! I don’t want to go back to Team Rocket. -Yeah, we don’t want ya either. You know, ever since the new boss took over, membership’s at an all-time high. -Quit presenting exposition, Dennis! Grab that sexy baby! -No, please! I was going to marry her…! …When she came of age, of course. -Wow, you really deserve all of this. Bidoof.