Ponytail or Phony-Tail w/ Alison Brie & Will Forte
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Ponytail or Phony-Tail w/ Alison Brie & Will Forte

February 28, 2020


♪ ♪ ♪ PONY TAIL OR PHONY
TAIL.>>James: HERE’S HOW THE GAME
WORKS. ALL
SIX OF THESE CONTESTANTS HAVE PONYTAILS. HOWEVER, ONLY FOUR OF THEM ARE
SPORTING THEIR OWN LUSCIOUS LOCKS. TWO OF THEM ARE ROCKING FAKES. USING YOUR COLLECTIVE EXPERTISE,
YOU MUST IDENTIFY WHICH PONYTAILS ARE, IN FACT,
PHONY-TAILS. FIRST LET’S HAVE A LITTLE SPIN. WHY DOESN’T EVERYONE GIVE US A
SPIN?>>SLOWLY.>>James: CAN I BE HONEST? WE’VE DONE 741 SHOWS. I’VE NEVER BEEN AS PLEASED TO BE
HERE AS NUMBER 3. (LAUGHTER)
>>HAPPY. HAPPY. AND I FEEL LIKE NUMBER 3 IS PUT
IN HERE TO THROW US OFF. BECAUSE YOUR PONY TAIL IS VERY
LONG, AND SOME MIGHT THINK OBVIOUSLY FAKE. BUT NOT THIS GUY.>>James: NO, I THINK IT’S A
MISDIRECT.>>I THINK IT’S MISLEADING.>>I WAS CHECKING OUT NUMBER 3
SINCE THE TIME HE CAME OUT HERE. AND THE WAY IT’S CONNECTED
SOMEBODY AN AMAZING JOB.>>James: I THINK WE’RE
TALKING ABOUT PONY TAILS BUT NUMBER 1 HAS A FRAIK BEARD.>>I GOT MY EYE ON NUMBER 1. NUMBER 1, HOW MUCH SHAMPOO DO
YOU USE?>>PROBABLY LIKE A WHOLE
HANDFUL, ALL THIS.>>James: WHY ARE YOU WEARING
A FAKE BEARD?>>I DON’T KNOW.>>James: WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER
THOUGHTS? WILL, ANY QUESTIONS?>>OKAY, NUMBER 4. HMM!>>James: HEY NUMBER 4 I’M SO
PLEASED YOU’RE STILL GETTING OUT THERE AFTER GAME OF THRONES
FINISHED. I REALLY AM.>>LET US SEE YOUR BACK. WHAT IS YOUR PROFILE? TURN YOUR FACE LIKE THIS. THAT’S GOOD. THAT WAS A PRETTY SOLIDLY
CONNECTED IN EVERY WAY.>>THAT FELT NICE. I FELT A LITTLE CREEPY ASKING
HIM TO MOVE FOR. WE’LL BE DONE WITH YOU NUMBER 4.>>James: NUMBER 5, WHAT DOES
IT COST FOR A HAIRCUT?>>DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH HAIR I
WANT TO STAY OFF.>>James: NO, IT DOESN’T. NO, IT DOESN’T. NO H HAIRDRESSER EVER GOES, WELL
WE DO IT BY THE HAIR EVERY HERE.>>NUMBER 2 IF YOU TAKE A SHOWER
AND IMMEDIATELY ASSEMBLE THE TAIL IN A BANDS, HOW LONG DOES
IT TAKE TO DRY?>>TO DRY? ABOUT THREE TO FOUR HOURS.>>James: TURN AROUND FOR US,
NUMBER 2.>>LOOKS A LITTLE WET RIGHT NOW.>>James: IS THAT A THREE TO
FOUR-HOUR DRY? IS THAT A THREE TO FOUR DRIVE, I
DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S A THREE TO FOUR DRY.>>I DON’T THINK IT’S DRY AT
ALL.>>James: NUMBER 6 IS
GIGGLING IN A WAY THAT I AM REALLY LIVING FOR. GIVE US A SPIN NUMBER 6. LET’S HAVE A LOOK.>>I.T. LOOKS NICE, IT LOOKS
PRETTY LUSCIOUS. IT MATCHES THE BEARD.>>GIVE YOUR HEAD A LITTLE SPIN.>>James: OH SEE WAS CAGEY
ABOUT THAT. GUYS, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW
WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, WE COULD CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT BUT IT’S
TIME TO START MAKING A CHOICE. SO NUMBER 1. IS IT PONY OR PHONY? WILL WHAT DO YOU THINK?>>PHONY.>>James: WHAT DO YOU THINK?>>I AGREE PHONY.>>James: NUMBER 2 PONY OR
PHONY?>>PHONY.>>James: NUMBER 3, PONY OR
PHONY.>>DID YOU SAY PHONY? OUT OF FIVE OR SIX WHO IS PONY
AND WHO IS PHONY.>>I THINK 6 IS 800-492-1111Y.>>PHONY.>>James: OKAY WILL ON
COUNT OF 3, PULL THE PONY IS IT>>PHONY.>>James: OKAY WILL ON
COUNT OF 3, PULL THE PONY IS IT PPONY OR PHONY? IT’S A PONY! IT’S A PONY. IT HAS CENTS SHOCK WAVES THROUGH
STEWED — SENT SHOCK WAVES THROUGH THE STUDIO. ALL RIGHT WILL I NEED YOU TO
STEP TO NUMBER 3. GIVE IT A TUG, IS IT PONY OR
PHONY? AH! (LAUGHTER)
>>I TELL YOU THAT WAS REALLY –>>James: CAN I BE CLEAR, IF
IT’S PHONY IT WILL COME OFF WITH A LIGHT TUG! IT’S ALL DOWN TO YOU ALISON. IS IT A PONY OR IS IT A PHONY? ONE TWO THREE! OZ! OH! WHO ELSE IS A PHONY? OH, NUMBER 2! THAT PONY TAIL, WE’LL SEE YOU AT
THE EMMYS.

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  1. #1 probably has such a nice face behind that beard. I really want to see him shaved eben though it is a good beard but I think he looked better without

  2. The reaction on Will's face when he tugged too hard and the guy screamed was priceless. He felt generally bad about it. Heard from a friend that Will's a great guy. My buddy met him at a wedding and said he was so funny and very approachable.

  3. “Don’t lie who else went straight to the comments🥘”

    -(ɪ’ᴍ ɢɪғᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ sᴜʙs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ) 🍚 –

  4. HE ALMOST SCALPED THAT INDIAN. HE AINT SMILIN NO MORE.😆. C MY VIDEO SHOWING MASTER CHRIST SENDING ME A 👼 OF LIGHT, ET PRODUCT. GO 2 ROBERT WEINER CRACKADON1 2 HAVE UR MINDS BLOWN. JESUS CHRIST LIVES LIVES THROUGH NE ✝ ✡ ✡ ✝

  5. Will clearly doesn’t know the difference being a tug & ripping like there’s no tmw. He’s just ripping at people’s heads, you don’t have to pull anywhere near that hard.

  6. Oh, so they were bald. I feel kinda cheated. That's how they managed to pull it off, I mean, to put it on and look so convincing.

  7. I won't ruin the game…but I know a unit, when I see a Unit!
    sidenote: Will they didn't duct tape and spirit gum it for the gods…light touch…light touch.

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