Burnie: You know, I knew a guy who raised horses and he talked about how dumb horses are. Like just really just they’re the dumbest animals on the planet, and one thing he talked about like you can cover the horse, including it’s head, with a blanket and the horse thinks it’s dead and will lay there until you take the blanket off. It’ll starve to death.
Gus: What!?! Burnie: That’s what he told me.
Gus: That can’t be true. Gavin: I’ve had coffee today guys. I’m twitchy. My hands are shaking. I don’t drink coffee very much.
Jack: No you’re stupid. Jack: that has nothing to do with coffee. Gavin: Geoff came busting into my room like he’s like: “You won’t believe what I just did.” I’m like “What?”. “I just shit my pants.” and I didn’t realize he’s like holding his pants it’s like Gavin: “You mean you shit your pants then had a shower and then came to tell me?” Gavin [as Geoff]: “No no no, I just shit my pants and I’m gonna go change” [laughing]
Gavin: so he was… talking to me with like an ass-load of poo poo. Then he came back and I was like: “so what, like… you just shit your pants?” He’s like “yeah I was watching football I just shit my pants.” [laughing]
so I was like: “Did it go in your boxers or..” “Dude it went on the couch.” Gus:uhhhhgg Gavin: Who does that? He’s 37. He pooped on the couch. So, anyways it’s in my head I’m worried about like every fart now it’s like I’m careful about it.