Mario’s EXTRAS: Mario VS Donkey Kong
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Mario’s EXTRAS: Mario VS Donkey Kong

Mario’s Sexeh Extras Here we go! Grant theift mario? Oh, come on! Piece of shit! How is it both? Dem creeps Oh shit! *EXPAND DONG Noises* Hm… Oh! Casual Bongos. Wutttt *THE DK RAP* What did you fucking just say to me? He said monkey rap. *Casual day car riding.* Mayro is cominggggg Mario Kart […]

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BOB THE RUTHLESS HORSE | Wade ANIMATED
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BOB THE RUTHLESS HORSE | Wade ANIMATED

Jack: The Valley of Death Let’s do it! Bob: Hang on, hang on. Wade: This is still gonna be pretty easy. The elevator’s gonna be an easy win. Bob: I could crush people’s dreams. Wade: Bob. BOB! BOB!!! Bob: Everyone is so salty. I don’t understand. Wade: Because you’re so sadistic! And I thought you […]

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HORRIBLE ADORABLE BETRAYAL | Ultimate Chicken Horse
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HORRIBLE ADORABLE BETRAYAL | Ultimate Chicken Horse

[Mark]: We’re so cute! [laughs] [Wade]: It’s time for some Chicken Horse! [Others exclaiming] [Mark]: Yay! Are all of our characters going to die? [Jack]: I have no idea how to play this. [Bob]: I don’t know what this game is. [Mark, in a thick Midwestern accent]: Oh, geez. Oh, gosh. [Wade]: Um…welp, it’s borked. […]

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NICEST Car Horn Ever- DIY
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NICEST Car Horn Ever- DIY

Oh, here we go… [courtesy horn] Yes! Thats what I call the courtesy honk I just pushed this custom button And it’s two super quick chirps of the horn that are not only friendly sounding but it’s intentionally not as loud as a normal horn, so I’m gonna show you how and why I did […]

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EVERYONE HATES EVERYONE | Ultimate Chicken Horse #2
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EVERYONE HATES EVERYONE | Ultimate Chicken Horse #2

(Mark) Alright, fuck thaaaaat shit (Jack) Fuck this shit :{ (Mark) Fuuuuuuuck (Mark) Theee… *confused markimoo* (Mark) No. (Mark) I’m gonna fuck the arrow (OW!!)That must hurt 🙁 (Mark) over here. Cause this – this fucker. (Mark) This fucker. :/ (Mark) [quietly, to himself] Okay… (Bob) Uh… (Bob) I see. I see. I see…. (Jack) […]

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