THIS DECIDES EVERYTHING | Japan World Cup #3
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THIS DECIDES EVERYTHING | Japan World Cup #3

*trumpets* WELCOME ONE AND ALL! WELCOME BACK TO THE JAPAN WORLD CUP! We’ re here today for the final! The forty forth, hundred and seventy sixth THOUSANDTH Annual JAPAN WORLD CUP! We’ve had a great round, the last two times. We brought out all the kids! We pulled out all the stops! We’ve had some […]

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If These Games Scare You, You Have Low IQ
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If These Games Scare You, You Have Low IQ

spooky scary spooky scary top o’ the morning top o’ the morNING sPoOKY SCaRy scARY gAMes NnnooOOOWWWW Okay, guys. I’m going back in time. Help! Oh wait, no, I stopped. I’m just in 1917. That’s a great year to be in! If you.. um.. had Polio.. {boi what?} Did they have polio back then? I […]

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A RACE FOR ALL TIME | Japan World Cup #2
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A RACE FOR ALL TIME | Japan World Cup #2

(clap noise) TOP OF THE MORNIN’ TO YA LADDIES!! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to… (Announcer) The Japan World Cup! The last time we were here.. it was an UPROAROUS RACE it was the greatest races the world has ever seen can we top it this time in the thirty fifth annual Japan […]

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PLACE YOUR BETS! | Japan World Cup #1
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PLACE YOUR BETS! | Japan World Cup #1

*national anthem* Stand for the national anthem, damnnit! *wapish* Top of the mornin’ to ya laddies! My name is jacksepticeye And welcome to the 19th annual Japan World Cup! (grammophone) Are you all ready? Have you all placed your bets? I hope you have It’s going to be an uproarious day, a day of surprises, […]

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