SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE™:  MY LITTLE PONY
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SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE™: MY LITTLE PONY

Scientifically accurate, My Little Pony AHAHAHHAHHHHH My little pony *breaks back* A village of ponies would not be fun to visit *My little pony* Cause everywhere you walked, you’d step in pony shit Skeletal problems, Liver too ! Ponies dragging coal, that’s what they’re bred to do ! Nineteen diseases in just the hoof and […]

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Zebra Love
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Zebra Love

Uhmmhh You want me to put some ac on Ohh no no no I just saying to take a picture Whats up buddy Your nose is all brown! Watch you got on your nose Oh no oh Yeah well Oh gawd Hey that will be five bucks I just washed your windows that will be […]

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[Vinesauce] Vinny – Donkey Kong Country 1,2&3 Corruptions
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[Vinesauce] Vinny – Donkey Kong Country 1,2&3 Corruptions

(Corrupted music plays) [Vinny] Uh, what, what? [Vinny] Diddy was supposed to be in there, not bananas [Vinny] (laughing) What? [Vinny] Diddy doesn’t need to use a walk animation [Vinny] He really doesn’t [Vinny] This is incredible [Vinny] (laughs) [Vinny] Whoa! Golden psychedelic Kong (Corrupted music plays) [Vinny] It sounds like this band is monkeys […]

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Burn in Hell, Donkey Kong
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Burn in Hell, Donkey Kong

Stephen: This is the first time in a while that Donkey Kong has even been alive after a level. Half the time, he’s floating around like, [dumb voice] “Diddy, can you please help me? Diddy…” And Diddy Kong’s like, [high-pitched voice] “No, screw you! Burn in Hell, Donkey Kong! Whee!” Mal: [high-pitched voice] “Donkey Kong […]

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John Caparulo: Caplets #4 – May, 2014
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John Caparulo: Caplets #4 – May, 2014

♬ hip-hop ♬>>It’s good to come down to the beach. Hermosa beach, I like it. I like the beach. The ocean? Not so much. I’ve never actually been in the ocean. My wife is really – she’s younger than I am, she’s 10 years younger than I am so she’s got a lot of fuckin’ […]

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Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl
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Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST AND WEST. AND THERE REALLY ARE SOME CHARACTERS ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS, AREN’T THERE, GEOFF? […]

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Haschak Sisters – Girls Rule The World
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Haschak Sisters – Girls Rule The World

oohh I don’t feel so good me either Are you seeing what I’m seeing right now? They’re acting like they have no manners! I think it’s time for some serious changes around here Agreed! Wanna try another chocolate one? I do but I just don’t see how Alright, times up, both of you girls on […]

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