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Tan France Gives Pete Davidson a John Mulaney Makeover | Dressing Funny | Netflix is a Joke

March 5, 2020

– Hello, I’m Tan France and this is Dressing Funny. Each episode, I’m dressing some of the
funniest people on the planet. – I do.
– I don’t. No! Today’s guest is Pete Davidson. – Hi, handsome. – Hi, how are ya? – I’m great, I just got my results back. I ain’t got shit and there
were some sketchy ones. – Well, that’s why I’m glad
that we didn’t use protection. – Yeah, yeah, I feel
like it’s disrespectful. It is, if I was a girl, I’d be like, “What, do
you think I’m dirty?” (laughing) I never wear a condom, I’m a gentleman. – Pete Davidson, everyone. (upbeat music) – I feel like I should be taking a Plan B. – Oh, tell me more about that. – I don’t know, it’s
just the vibe that I get. This is very like,
where’s my birth control? (laughing) – The last time we did
this was a little bit ago. – Yeah.
– A lot’s changed. Your skin looks great. – It’s water.
– Is that a lie? – Apparently drinking Mountain Dew all day is not good for you.
– That can really fuck you up. How is your mum? – She’s great. – You’re living with her.
– Yeah, we live together. – You live together. – Yeah, we’re roommates.
– Is that what you’re calling it?
– We’re roommates! – She’s a really cool mom. – She’s cool. You know how your mom
could be cool to everybody but it’s like your mom.
– Yeah. – So you love her, but you’re like, “Chill out, dude.” – B.D.E. – Oh god. – It doesn’t give you a point of pride? – No, it’s embarassing. – Oh my god, I’d be bragging to everyone. I’m that guy. – Well, I guess it’s better that it’s not the other way around. – Yeah.
– I mean, I’m complaining about awesome things. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
– Good problems, Tan. – Yeah, it’s a really good problem–
– Good fucking problems! – So here’s my concern. I’ve got one thing that
I want to put you in that might highlight that. – Yeah, you’re gonna bring
out my nice butthole eyes? – Did somebody say that? – People say I have butthole eyes ’cause I don’t sleep very
much and I have Crohn’s. So my eyes turn different colors. But I like it, I like my eyes. – I love your eyes! – I like looking like a raccoon. (laughing) No, seriously. Everybody else’s eyes,
they’re regular as fuck. And I look sick and scary. (camera shutter clicking) – [Tan] I kinda wanna see you in a different version of a sweatpant. You wear sweatpants all the time. – Those are awesome. – These are awesome. Thank you so much.
– Those are great. – I’ve seen you in
something like this before. It’s a simple, long sleeved shirt. So that’s just gonna cover. And then I wanna see you in pink. – [Pete] Yeah. – This is meant to be my version of Pete. Do you ever wear brogues or oxfords? – I thought oxford was a school. – It is also.
– Oh. (laughing) – Yeah.
– You try those on, Pete. You try those on.
– Yeah, cool. There’s not a lot of mirrors. There’s nothing worse than a
bathroom with a lot of mirrors. You catch yourself jerking in it. (laughing) What do you guys think? – You know, I’m not hating it. It feels like if I were
to see you out and about, I wouldn’t think, oh, he
looks really crazy different. It just– – This is like a nice lunch outfit. – What lunch spot would
you be going to for this? – I don’t know. I don’t know, Houlihan’s? – Oh, very nice. Do you often get dressed
up for lunch, Pete? – I do. (laughing) It looks great, very,
very fuckable outfit. (camera shutter clicking) – Now can we give you a John Mulaney? – Yeah, Mulaney time.
– Mulaney time. – All right.
– Okay. So I’m gonna put you in a suit. – [Pete] Okay. – You’re gonna be in it for
a very little amount of time. – Okay. – When you said that you
don’t wear turtlenecks because they make you look like– – Eeyore?
– Eeyore. – I just don’t, I don’t
really hold my head up. I’m learning how to do that, though. I bought the, Apple made this thing that you can put on your back or whatever. – Yeah, that changes your posture. – Yeah, but I’m waiting, I’m trying to use it on
one of my friends first to see if it’s funky or not. – Who’s the friend? – It’s like the lesser tier friend. – Oh my, no! – It’s a friend we’re
not afraid to get rid of. (laughing) – So he said he was a really good person, he’s just balanced it out. But he’s gonna swing it back around. – Actually, I’ll try the turtleneck.
– Okay. Will you give this a shot and then, you know you could do the boot with it. That’s not gonna piss me off. If you wanna try it, you’ll see.
– I’ll try the boots. – Okay. It’s Cimmaron. – Yeah, sure. – It looks so good. – I look exactly like Coulson. – That’s a good thing. Like the guy looks hot.
– Yeah. (camera shutter clicking) – I love that I put you in a suit and you’re just going
right into the burger. Does your mom date? – I’m trying to get her to. – How do you feel when your Mom dates? – I’m okay. Somebody should slam her. (gasping) Seriously. She’s been not with
anybody since my dad died. Somebody needs to get up in there and get that lady off my back. (laughing) – She might see this, Pete. – I don’t care. – Do you talk to her like this? – I mean at this point, I might fuck her. – Oh! If she would bring somebody home and you thought he was a dick, would you say something to her? – Yeah, I’d be like,
“Hey, that guys not cool. “But get it in.” You know what I mean? Nobody’s allowed. – Let me get you a napkin. – I’m fine.
– Here. – I’ll just use this jacket.
– Here’s a tissue. No no no. You don’t need to use the suit. That’s all right. There you go. This is Mulaney’s look. Mulaney does stand-up.
– Yeah. – I know you’ve done stand-up on the tour that you
were doing all spring. – Mhmm. – Is this gonna turn into a full on tour? Would you do actual stand-up on your own? Have you done stand-up on your own? – I do stand-up on my own but I don’t, it’s not fun. The road is very sad and depressing. As I’m sure you could imagine now. – No, I love being on my own in a hotel room.
– Even when you’re with your homies, it’s still sad you’re not home.
– Yeah, yeah. – I’m not touring unless it’s with Mulaney or any of my friends. – Do you enjoy doing it? – It’s the best. – The actual performing. – Yes. The actual, everything else sucks but being onstage is great. I think that’s true with everything. Everything sucks but the actual work. – You said that it’s depressing. – Yeah. – You are very open about the fact that you suffer
from mental health issues. – Yeah. Lots wrong up there. – What’s going on? – It’s not the coolest thing to have but go to a doctor and
get yourself checked out. – Do you talk to your friends about it? – Yeah. I mean we all talk about it, we all, I’ll be like, “Hey, I’m
gonna be weird today.” And they’re like, “All right.”
– All right. – That’s the wonderful thing about everybody knowing I’m nuts now, is now they don’t think I’m a dick. They’re like, “Oh, yeah. “He’s just having a rough one today.” – Yeah. Uh-huh.
– Yeah, yeah. – But it’s common with comedians. – Yeah. Luckily there’s this thing called Klonopin and now it’s pretty much always great. – Oh, I don’t know what that is. – It’s great. I have a Pez dispenser filled with it. (electronic music) – Final look.
– Awesome. – So we’re gonna go out to dinner. I wanna make sure that
you’re dressed appropriately. We’re going somewhere fancy. – Okay. – So I’m not gonna give you a Pete look. I’m gonna give you Tan’s
version of new Pete. – [Pete] Okay. – Pete are you done?
– Yeah. – Can I come in?
– Of course. – [Tan] Oh, you’ve been done. – Yeah, I was just chilling here. You took a while. I was hoping you’d come back. – [Tan] The jacket’s killer. – Yeah, I’m like Danny Zuko in today. (camera shutter clicking) – Can I tell you why I put you in this? – [Pete] Why? – It is a kind of a Tan, Antony look. – Your shoes, Antony’s
jacket, Bobby’s jeans. Bobby wears loose fitted jeans. – Does he?
– Somebody gotta tell that motherfucker
where the jean store is. – One thing that I haven’t
asked you about at all, what’s going on with SNL? – We just finished, I finished my 5th season. – Uh-huh?
– And we have hiatus. It’s pretty much like school. Where you just have summer vacation. We all just get to do
other projects and stuff. – We’re still lovin’ it? – I do.
– Good! – It’s a job but–
– It’s a job. – But there are still
moments where you’re like, “Yo, that’s fucking Adam Sandler.” I got to see him have fun and to know that you could still have fun 30 years in.
– Yeah yeah yeah. – Just like, during Opera Man. He stopped once and he went. (laughing) – Yeah, I notice. – That’s fucking, oh man, that’s so awesome. – Is he your favorite of all of ’em? – Yeah, he’s it. I mean, it’s Sandler, Eddie
Murphy, Burr, Chappelle, and Mulaney are my top five. – You’re ready to go out for dinner? – Yeah, I’m ready to go. – Sushi? After you. – [Pete] Hope you’re hungry. – All right, here we go. Okay. If you enjoyed that. If you liked all those outfits
like I did, comment below, and why aren’t you subscribed
to this channel already? If you haven’t subscribed, subscribe now. Like, do all those things. I wanna know who you wanna see. – Are you doing that like
and subscribe bullshit? Let’s go, Tan. Come on. – Tell me who you wanna
have on the show next. (screaming) (upbeat music)

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  1. 1:42 you do have But hole eyes and your posture is horrible stand up and Straighten your back you look like the hunchback of Notre Dame.

  2. Klonopin like a weaker but similar version of xanax, that's his cure??? For mental illness….to each his own….whatever works.

  3. Pete looks like he can eat anything and he will NOT gain weight. Some people can look at food and gain 1 pound. 😁 There is still a stigma attached to mental illness. However, many people suffer from depression or some type of mental health disorder. Pete shouldn't be ashamed regarding his mental health issue because he is NOT alone.

  4. just say no to that pink jacket and the sweats with the white stripe running down the crotch! But that last moto jacket was a revelation!

  5. I love watching this after the John Mulaney episode. There's John, politely awkward. Embarrassed. Pete: "Someone should pipe my mom"

  6. This made my day, also love pete in the suit and turtle neck, I wonder if suits are comfy, as a girl i can say thongs suck

  7. The problem isnt the dick hes got way to much of a ball bag. Pete just needs to experiment with underwear. I get it bro

  8. Like Pete he seems like a good guy deep inside, just wish he would stop marking up his nice body, in a few years he will regret it when he starts caring about his image, but for now stay safe and don't OD please.

  9. Mr. Davidson is a very handsome man and I'm glad people in general are treating him like a person and not a thing they can push around

  10. GET JIM CARREY!!!! Seriously, enough of the guru beard shit… he's a brilliant and wise man, bucking the System, yes! But look cool., dammit. 😉

  11. Pete you look very sexy and handsome in all those outfits. That bottleneck and suit look gold on you. But guys how come you did not include the dinner part???? Only 8 minutes of Pete Davidson????? That is way too short. Pete, by the way when are you going to model in underwear?

  12. “And I look sick and scary” 😂😂 dude same I lowkey love when I look dead. Two reasons, I think it looks lowkey cool 😂 and people can actually visually tell I’m sick as f

  13. Loved the last two outfits…he was actually sexy looking in the last one…this was actually fun to watch…;)

  14. Looking at Pete's hunchback posture hurts my shoulders and neck. Can't imagine how it is. I hope he corrects it.

  15. How can anyone not like Pete? His Netflix special was so uniquely Staten Island kid, very real. I even love that he wants his mom to get laid, because he worries about her grieving his dad for too long.
    Good on you, Pete. You look great, and not just because of BDE.

  16. PABLO FRANCISCO! (if he's even still relevant)

    *i'm old, sorry

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