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Do we need Shinjuku? Tokyo Horse Game!! Ride this horse and find out if we really needed Shinjuku. You have to travel 5 ri. Which is about 20km (12mi). We choose the rider by playing odds-and-evens. The loser has to ride and do what is written on the board. How long do we ride for? 1 ri.
How long do we ride for? How far is that? 4km (2.5mi)
How far is that? 4km (2.5mi)?! Okay! 11, so Cho! 11 Cho? I did it, everyone! Fight all the bicycles! What do you mean? So I just give it my all, huh? That’s right. Watch out! Watch out! Stop! He nearly died! Hey! Seriously! Clip-clop. Clip-clop. You just passed Nihonbashi 1-chome. Oh this is easier! Easy! What’s this new technique?! Well…
What’s this new technique?! Yeah, we’ll bleep that. Urgh, man… This is really hard. Do I just keep going straight? Just keep going straight.
Do I just keep going straight? The handles don’t really work. How is it? Are you becoming friends? Not at all.
How is it? Are you becoming friends? Should we name him? How about Devil-Killer? Devil-Killer?! What do you think? Okay. Our little Devil-Killer.
What do you think? Yay! Lucky boy! Getting a name! There’s a step soon! There’s a step! Get your speed up! Faster! Faster! Go go go! Oh no!! Wait! Give me a second! I’m stuck! There’s a bike! There’s a bike! Omame! A bike! A bike! It’s getting away! I can’t! I think I have to get off when there’s a step. This costume is really annoying me. It’s annoying pulling our pants up every time. Okay, let’s go. There’s a bike!! There’s a slope. Okay! Go for it! Okay! Watch the step! Bike! Bike! Bike! Bike! Bike! Bike! Bike! There’s a bike! Go for it!! Again?! It’s impossible! How many times is that? Do you not learn?
How many times is that? How many, huh? You can do it!! Thank you!
You can do it!! He’s cheering you on! Thank you!
He’s cheering you on! You’re popular! Yeah, that’s our Omame! It’s coz you’re famous!
Yeah, that’s our Omame! I’m not famous! They just want to see what we’re doing. It’s Nihonbashi Station! Finally! Finally, Omame is passing Nihonbashi Station!
Nihonbashi Station! Doing this for 4km is gonna be tough. Which part of your body is the most tired? Which part? Well, first of all… These handles are rough and hurt more than I thought. I don’t get it. And my legs hurt. It looks like it’d hurt here. Yeah my thighs… Stop hitting me!
It looks like it’d hurt here. Do Kyupi! “Kyupi” Kyupi! Go! Go! Go! Now’s your chance! Go! Go! Nice! Nice! Go! Get past him! You’re doing it! What’s that face? He looks pretty cool. I’m gonna get stuck in the middle! There’s no step here! It’s the easiest so far! This is starting to feel like Begiragons. Yeah. You know, with the repetitive menial labor. No one wants to see this. Oh no, what… Go Omame! Go! Omame! Omame! Omame! Go! Go! Go! You’re losing!! Stop saying “hey”! Just go! Go! Go! It’s not a bike so you can beat it! He’s gonna stop! He’s stopping! You can do this! You can do it! He’s gone! Aww, he went inside. Oh! Bike! Bike! Bike! Omame! Bike! Take it slow! Go! Go! Go! Put your whole body into it! Work it! Whoa, that guy’s fast! He’s tired himself out. My legs are tired! Even my calf muscles! Not just my thighs. Your whole leg. Yeah.
Your whole leg. Ah! We’ve reached Kyobashi 1-Chome! How far have we come so far? I don’t know hey… Whatever the distance is between Nihonbashi and Kyobashi. We could still go back if you wanted to.
Whatever the distance is between Nihonbashi and Kyobashi. Has it been 1km (0.6mi) yet? Some people are looking at you! They’re really laughing at you. They sure are.
They’re really laughing at you. Isn’t it great? That’s just great. You’re Mr Popular! Do I go straight here? Nope, we’re turning! Which way? Right.
Which way? Turn right? Like this? Omame! You’ve gone a whole station! It’s Kyobashi! One station! One station!
One station! One station was damn hard! I think you can go full-steam here, Omame! You can make up time here! Okay. Oh this is easier! Though it might break if I put my weight into it. I’ve just been pushing with my legs so far. So I think I might break it. Look! What? What is it? Oh, Meiji! (chocolate company) This game’s set in Edo, but there’s Meiji!
Oh, Meiji! (chocolate company) So how about it? Say something.
So how about it? How about it? Say that thing you always say. Why do I…? Look at Meiji! Look at Meiji and give us a one-liner!
Look at Meiji! Chocolate is delicious, of course! Delicious, of horse! It’s okay, you got it. You won’t think he’s so cute when you have to ride him. Your fly is undone! Don’t film this! It’s just my fly. Speeding past the International Forum building! Awesome! Hello! Hello!
Hello! Not again… It’s stuck. You’re heading back to your castle! If I have my own castle why am I working so hard?
You’re heading back to your castle! It’s harder for us guys not riding the horse! Is it now.
It’s harder for us guys not riding the horse! Look, a cheering squad! The cheering squad is here! You’re freaking them out! You need to get off here. They’re really crying! Bawling!
They’re really crying! You’re a bad man. I thought just one was crying then saw tears falling silently on the other! What the hell, man. We’re reached the palace! It’s Edo. Is this the goal? No where near.
Is this the goal? Are we half way there? Not yet.
Are we half way there? I haven’t done half of my bit yet? No, you’ve done half. Oh my gosh. I thought… So you meant the whole thing? Sorry…
So you meant the whole thing? This is my first time as Game Master so… You have about half to go. What?! HALF?! Wait a minute… I thought we were well past halfway… Wait a minute!
I thought we were well past halfway… The goal is on the other side. Another half to go? This is pretty… I mean, it would take you an hour just to walk. It’s already been an hour! Seriously… It’s a little hard to see but… We can see the National Diet building from here. The pointed building? Yeah that one.
The pointed building? Surely you have 3 weeks worth of footage by now? About 3 weeks worth, yeah? It’s been two hours already. When you’ve edited this it’ll be like 5 minutes. Yeah probably.
When you’ve edited this it’ll be like 5 minutes. You devil! Okay! The Go-Pro is back on! Do something funny. I can’t!
Okay! The Go-Pro is back on! Do something funny. We need more footage! At least three weeks! Yeah but…
We need more footage! At least three weeks! Three weeks! Yeah I know but the set-up is bad!
Three weeks! You can’t just tell someone to be funny. Be funny please!
You can’t just tell someone to be funny. I’d like to but… Give us enough for another week right now. Say something funny. It doesn’t work like that! Starting… now!
It doesn’t work like that! Are you even listening to me? This is the worst set-up ever. I’m not ready. How about a joke about the horse? A horse joke?
How about a joke about the horse? Huh? Is it coming?! Is it coming?! It is! It is!
Is it coming?! Is it coming?! Clip, clop, clip-clip, clop! Clip-clop, clip-clop!! That’s next week’s episode. No it’s not.
That’s next week’s episode. It’s your fault my joke sucked. This won’t make a good cliffhanger…
It’s your fault my joke sucked. Why “clip-clop, clip-clop”? You tell me!
Why “clip-clop, clip-clop”? I don’t know why “clip-clop, clip-clop”. Well we don’t know why! It’s coz you all peer-pressured me! Look over there Omame! Are you allowed to say knob? My hip joints are starting to go. Really? Yeah.
Really? It just keeps getting worse. His head is turned all the way but he won’t go hey. Yeah, this is his weak side. Ah, it’s his weak point. I think it’s broken.
Ah, it’s his weak point. You’re looking determined! Really?
You’re looking determined! I’ve been seriously thinking about lunch but… There’s no-where to eat around here hey. The horse wants a break too. He does!
The horse wants a break too. Okay, after 1 ri. Yes please! You have to roll the right dice.
Yes please! Lunch for all! The goal is in sight! It’s that big square building. Huh?
It’s that big square building. That big square building is the goal. That’s the goal? Let’s go!
That’s the goal? My legs huuurt! Looking good. Nice final spurt. You’re fast! You’re nearly there! Oh man… How you going on this hill? It’s hard! Over here! The goal is just across the street! Yess!! I can’t do this distance again. There’s nothing I can do about it. Can you write something good on the board? You just have to win the dice game. Please, Game Master, do something… I filled it out a while ago. What?
I filled it out a while ago. My feelings have changed since then though. Let’s write it on the board then. Write down the name of the person who didn’t ride. I don’t think we can do that just yet. You’re a strict game master! It’s a bit early.
You’re a strict game master! Let’s go. Ok! Let’s go!
Let’s go. It’s the goal! There should be a sign there. A sign? Where is it? Where’s the sign? Huh? Is that person the sign? Is that person the sign? I think they’re the sign! They’re waving at us! Are they holding carrots?! They’re holding carrots! Hello!