Tokyo Horse Game ep5 | 馬で東京横断ゲーム第五話【進めど見えぬ一里塚】
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Tokyo Horse Game ep5 | 馬で東京横断ゲーム第五話【進めど見えぬ一里塚】

August 25, 2019


11km from Nihonbashi. Congratulations! It’s the Do we need Shinjuku? Tokyo Horse Game!! Ride this horse and find out if we really needed Shinjuku. You have to travel 5 ri. Which is about 20km (12mi). We choose the rider by playing odds-and-evens. The loser has to ride and do what is written on the board. How long do we ride for? 1 ri. How far is that? 4km (2.5mi) 4km (2.5mi)?! 11, so Cho! Yes! Yes! Yes! Han! About 500m (0.3mi) more! Yes! Final sprint! Use every bit of your strength! Almost there! Oh, there it is! Where? A little bit more. It really stands out. Here it is. Is this it? Finally!
Is this it? Yay!! Congrats! How do you feel about it? It was so tough. I never want to do it again. So, “Do we need Shinjuku?”
It was so tough. I never want to do it again. YES! Of course we need it! If it weren’t for Shinjuku, we have to keep going, right? Yup.
If it weren’t for Shinjuku, we have to keep going, right? That’s impossible! We have come to a conclusion! Yay! Let’s go home!!
We have come to a conclusion! Let’s go home! We’re done here! We need Shinjuku! You don’t know for sure yet! Anyway, good going guys. Nice work! Let’s roll the dice again! Wait a minute! This! What are you thinking?! Wait a second!
What are you thinking?! Seriously!! Surely Megwin should come up, it’s Begiragons! No…
Surely Megwin should come up, it’s Begiragons! You’re the one rolling the dice?! But there’s “Replacement M”. “Replacement M”?
But there’s “Replacement M”. I thought of you guys, and put this one in. Coz I want to ride it too. Just ride it then!
You don’t have to roll the dice. Nope, nope. We have to do it properly. The next one is… Take your glasses off. It only applies to him! What about me? You have to wear the glasses. Wear the Kabuto hat. It’s quite heavy. 3 small energy drinks. This one is lucky. Two people push. So no one rides it? You ride and I’ll help push. Carry three 2L water bottles. I can’t even… This is nuts! So… He’ll roll this one. I feel he might! Here we go! Don’t roll that one, please! Call it! Cho or Han? Han!
Han! Jinx! We’re so alike. Ready and… Cho!
Han! It’s decided then! Please! What? Water bottle… It’s the worst one! And? It’s Han. Han is the winner. Yeah! Which one? Omame is the loser. No! YES! I did it!! This sucks… I WIN! This is unbelievable! So Omame… Yeah!!
So Omame… No one’s going to help me? I’M SO HAPPY! I can help you! Really? Then you ride it! Me? Ride it? Omame will show you how to ride it. There’s gonna be big hill, so thanks! Let’s have him push then. Good idea.
Let’s have him push then. Having him ride it is too much. Why do you always change the rules on me?
Having him ride it is too much. Everyone, follow me! Push the horse! That’s it! Push it! Push it! That’s the way. That’s it, push it! Push it!! Push it!! Ahhh, my foot hurts! My foot hurts! My foot hurts! Oh shoot! Hey! Guys! Amazing performance. You tumbled from here by yourself! Hey, that’s supposed to be a secret! Hills are dangerous! Be careful. This is pretty good. Trust youngsters to get us up a hill this fast! I still have so much energy! Youngsters are awesome! They’re awesome!
Youngsters are awesome! Let’s not spoil him too much. Wait a minute! It’s so hard all of a sudden! So slow! You’re so slow! It’s this hard? Yes. That’s it!! Made it up the hill! Okay!! Thanks guys! See you! Perform a special gag to thank them! I’ll show you my gag. Chocchu!! Thanks, guys! See you! Let’s get going. Cut those boys out with CG. It looks like he’s actually riding a horse. Oh shoot! Wait, wait, wait! Oh no!! Wait, wait!! Someone! Help!! There’s a Seven Eleven. You don’t have to point it out! We’ve found one!
You don’t have to point it out! How am I supposed hold them? Like this? I don’t want to! It’s so heavy. It’s so heavy. Let’s go! C’mon! Ahhh! It sways! So much stress on my arms! What is this?! This footage looks so plain. Hey, come on! Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go! If the bag tears, I’ll let you off the hook. I’m gonna tear it then! Eshi! Eshi! Eshi! It sure it won’t tear.
Eshi! Eshi! Eshi! It’s not gonna tear at this rate.
Eshi! Eshi! Eshi! Delicious. GOAL!! I’m done!! Shush! You’re so loud! You’re simply too loud. Hurry up and go! You’re not finished! You’re so mean. Why was I even born into this life? My hip joints hurt! My hip joints! It hurts!! Footage of an old man struggling like this is kinda sad. What do you mean “sad”?!
Footage of an old man struggling like this is kinda sad. I’ll help by pushing. So use that momentum, and give it your all. Here we go. Use this momentum! Now give it your all! Okay! Hey! Hey! Hey! This is a good pace, right? Good. Good. He’s sweating so much. Wow!
He’s sweating so much. This is so much harder than it looks. This is really tough! Mahoto is starting to push without saying a word. I can’t take it anymore. Let’s get to the finish line. We’re at Yamate Street! Yamate Street means we’re getting closer! I want to take the kabuto off. I want to take it off. Omame, I want to take it off! The kabuto? I’m the main star now. Not you and your hat. Why don’t we leave Omame here, and meet at Sasazuka? Let’s do that!!
and meet at Sasazuka? So Omame, see you at Sasazuka! Wait, wait, wait! Later!! Wait! Don’t “later” me. Don’t “later” me!! Wait! Are you serious?! Is there going to be something worth filming? You don’t know! My hip joint might break! That might happen! Hatsudai Shopping Street! Hatsudai!
Hatsudai Shopping Street! That means 2 more! Yes! The goal is near! Yeah! Go, go, go! So I was at YouTube and… Watch out! That was dangerous! What just happened? You drifted! I just rotated. You can see Takaido written there. 6km (3.7mi) more. 6km to Takaido? Hi, I’m a King! The King! I’m the King! The King! She just called you gross! Come here! Stop that! Don’t say that! Oh, look! Looks like the bag is going to tear! It’s gonna tear! Hey, hey, hey! What’s the problem? What are you doing? What do you mean? I’m beating a rhythm. I’ll have to let that pass then. It dropped! In your clothes then. No! Come on!
In your clothes then. If it drops out of your clothes, then you can throw it away. How do you feel? I can feel it in my hip joints. Is it not broken yet? What do you mean “broken”?! Your hip joints. You said yourself they would break! They’re not broken just yet. Come over here. Look at this! Did you get fat? It’s the water bottles! Wow!! 11km (6.8mi) from Nihonbashi. Congratulations! Yeah! But… Congrats! We haven’t moved much from 11km. No, we’ve moved quite a bit. I’m almost at my finish line. Yes. That’s good. So we’ve traveled a little over 2 ri. 11km is more than half. You’re right… Only half? With this much fatigue? This is so hard! Ok. Let’s go. He can’t feel anything. No response down there. He’s so tired his penis isn’t working! I can’t make babies! Hatagaya Station! One more station to go! Yay, yay! It’s easy from here. It’s in sight! What is? Nakano Street! Almost at Nakano Street. After passing that, it’s Sasazuka! Yes! Mahoto has stopped talking completely. The viewers had enough of me already. They’re not expecting anything from me anymore. It’s here on out, man. The viewers want to see you in pain and cheer for you. Now that’s what Begiragons is about. Sasazuka! We’re so close! Sasazuka intersection. Yay, yay!! Can this be the finish line? Nope. There’s a sign for it. It’s hot. You look like a fat monk. It’s so hot. I’m soaking with sweat. He looks handsome when he’s tired. Almost at the station! Quite fast! Your voice is echoing! It’s a miracle! Free echoing! It’s the station! Sasazuka Station! We made it! Sasazuka! Where’s the finish point? I’ll look for it. Wait a moment… Hello. Are you the finishing point guy? I only speak a little Japanese, sorry. What? I speak little Japanese. Oh, a little! 僕の名前はおまめサンシロ―。 Omame Sanshiro? おまめサンシロ―。 My name is Hercules SHHH!! Hercules SHHH? That’s my gag! That gag is mine! Show him your gag! Hi, I’m Omame Sanshiro. QUPEEEEN! QUPEEEEN? QUPEEEEN!! HERCULES!! Nice one!! Hercules’ gag! Yeah! Nice one! Hello, I’m Mahoto Watanabe. SHHH!! HUH?! What just happened?! Your gag doesn’t impress foreigners! It does! Hi! I’m Omame Sanshiro. SHHH!! SHHH Wait!
SHHH Wait a second! He thinks I copied you! That gag is mine!! Let’s ask him where the point is. ポイントはどこですか? I don’t know. What? He doesn’t know?! Who is this guy? Just some guy. A fan? Yes, a fan. A Begirarons fan? A fan of Begirarons! どの国の出身ですか? Sweden. Sweden! Sweden is cold. 寒い、寒い! Not only Sweden, it’s cold here too! Can we go? Let’s go then. We don’t know where the 3rd point is yet. Bandy is asking at the police box. He’s coming back now. Is he? That’s good. Where is he? There! There he is! What? Really? King, please!

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  1. あの汗を見たら本当に大変なんだなってわかりました!ww順調ですね!!頑張ってください!!!

  2. まほっちゃんの英語が上達してたことに感動してるww


    自分で思った→お母さんみたいww

  3. おはよう!! i just subscribed to your channel after watching Youtubers react latest video. よろしく。

  4. 疲れた上で眼鏡外すとおまめさん本当に男前ですねw
    そして最後、見てるこっちまで関係者なんだと思ってたのにただの乱入者だったとは・・・w外人視聴者さんの方が肝座ってますねwww

  5. Watching this is like watching a reality show but on Youtube. Absolutely love it, and its very hilarious to watch 🙂

  6. It would be really cool if you guys could upload Bandy's raps separately, if you haven't already!

    Great video, as always.

  7. At the end they were doing gags.
    Can someone explain to me why everyone had one and also I would love to have one too lol

  8. You guys really deserve more subs considering how good and how much effort you put into your videos!I just found out about you after watching the latest Youtubers React video, And I have already watched lots of your videos!
    You guys deserve every single sub you own, including the one you just earned :D!

  9. So glad you have english subtitles, westerns truely appreciate this!!! I saw you on Finebros, subscribing for life.

  10. @BEGIRAGONS  I just saw you guys on finebros and your really entertaining im looking forward to seeing more videos thank you for the funny videos. bye bye (^_^)/

  11. saw them on Finebros reacting to food eating; they were so hilarious that I'm not surprised that their videos deliver the same 😀

  12. 途中で私の通ってる大学出てきましたわ〜目の前でこんなことやってたんですな∧( 'Θ' )∧

  13. Hola, saludos desde México!, Hello, greetings from Mexico!. Mekishiko kara kon'nichiwa, aisatsu! (google translate sorry if it´s absolutely misspelled)

  14. There, now I've watched all of your videos after 4days, and I'll be waiting for new uploads! 😀 Really fun challenges and games you're doing!

    Yoi shigoto o tsudzukete kudasai
    (I used google translate, but I love your show, so I wanted to write "keep on doing good work", in Japanese ^^ )

  15. This show is great!! Love the channel and was so excited to see Mahoto is in this series! I can't wait for the next episode. ^ – ^

  16. Jeez, these guys make me laugh about as hard as the Game Grumps or the YogsCast, and that's an accomplishment. BRAVO

  17. I wish I'd stayed in Tokyo longer when I lived in Japan, everyone there seems so much more open to talking with us foreigners!  In Kanazawa, everyone was scared of us 🙁

  18. ビデオは好きです。ありがとう。
    Simple sentences are all I know off the top of my head without cracking open a dictionary. But thanks for the videos!

  19. wow some errors there. 12 became 10.
    anyway greetings from philippines. I hope I can see more of these kinds of videos. It's too bad that I was late subscribing to this channel.Anyway I like your videos, have a nice day, and good luck for the New BEGIRAGONS.

  20. Oh my God! You Japanese young guys are cute, lovely and funny.. Reeeaaally handsome! I fell in love with your personality! KEEP THAT WAY! <3

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