Trump Kills al-Baghdadi & Got Booed at Baseball Game
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Trump Kills al-Baghdadi & Got Booed at Baseball Game

November 3, 2019


[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT WAS A PRETTY MISERABLE DAY HERE IN LOS ANGELES. WE HAD ANOTHER WILDFIRE. IT BROKE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT LAST NIGHT. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HAD TO BE EVACUATED FROM THEIR HOMES. EVEN LeBRON JAMES HAD TO FLEE HIS HOME. HE WENT ON TWITTER, HE WROTE, “MAN, THESE L.A. FIRES ARE NO JOKE. HAD TO ERNLMERGENCE EVACUATE MY HOUSE AND I’VE BEEN DRIVING AROUND WITH MY FAMILY TRYING TO GET ROOMS. NO LUCK SO FAR.” LeBRON FOUND A PLACE. I FEEL LIKE LeBRON COULD HAVE KNOCKED ON ANY DOOR IN L.A. YEAH, SURE. STAY FOR TACO TUESDAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] BUT WE SEND OUR BEST TO THOSE DISPLACED BY THE FIRES HERE AND UP NORTH. THIS HAS BECOME AN ANNUAL TRADITION. EVERY OCTOBER WE TROOFL BROOKLYN. WHEN WE COME BACK, THE WHOLE PLACE IS ON FIRE. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS OUR FIRST SHOW HOME AFTER A WEEK LOPG RESIDENCY AT THE BROOKLYN ACADEMY OF MUSIC LAST WEEK. AND I LOVE L.A., I DO, BUT IT WAS NICE TO GO ALL WEEK WITHOUT SEEING A DOG IN A PURSE. [ LAUGHTER ] IT REALLY WAS. GUILLERMO, YOU HAD FUN IN BROOKLYN, RIGHT?>>Guillermo: YEAH, A LOT OF FUN, JIMMY.>>Jimmy: HOW MUCH — DID YOU WEIGH YOURSELF WHEN YOU GOT HOME?>>Guillermo: NOT YET. I’M AFRAID. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE ANY GUESSES AS TO HOW MUCH YOU GAINED?>>Guillermo: MAYBE SIX, SEVEN POUNDS.>>Jimmy: YEAH.>>Guillermo: EASY.>>Jimmy: WE’RE LIKE A COUPLE OF PINATAS RUNNING AROUND BROOKLYN. PRESIDENT TRUMP TOOK A LITTLE FIELD TRIP LAST NIGHT TO GAME 5 OF THE WORLD SERIES BETWEEN THE ASTROS AND WASHINGTON NATIONALS IN D.C. THIS WAS HIS FIRST APPEARANCE AT A BASEBALL GAME SINCE TAKING OFFICE. AND TAKE A LOOK AT THIS TIME AND VISION MOMENT BECAUSE — NOW, LOOK AT — WATCH HOW HAPPY HE IS WHEN HE NOTICES HE’S ON SCREEN. THERE I AM. [ LAUGHTER ] AND NOW KEEP GOING. [ BOOS ] AND THEN THE BOOS COME IN. AND YOU WATCH HIM. YOU KNOW, IT’S — [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] FAKE BOOS IS WHAT IT IS. USUALLY TO GET BOOED THAT MUCH AT A SPORTING EVENT IN WASHINGTON, D.C. YOU HAVE TO PLAY FOR THE REDSKINS. BUT SOMEHOW — [ LAUGHTER ] I GUESS THE ORANGE SKINS QUALIFY AS WELL. [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS NOT A FRIENDLY CROWD FOR TRUMP. THERE WERE A NUMBER OF “IMPEACH” SIGNS IN THE CROWD, AND FANS EVEN BROKE INTO THEIR OWN VERSION OF ONE OF HIS FAVORITE CHANTS. [ CROWD CHANTING “LOCK HIM UP” ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU KNOW HE’S GOING TO BE THROWING HIMSELF A BIG RALLY IN ALABAMA AFTER THAT TO MAKE HIM FEEL GREAT AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT WAS A BETTER WEEKEND THAN MOST OF THEM FOR THE PRESIDENT. WE KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP ON SATURDAY NIGHT WHEN HE POSTED THIS CRYPTIC MESSAGE. “SOMETHING VERY BIG HAS JUST HAPPENED.” AND OF COURSE WE WERE ALL WONDERING WHAT COULD THIS BE? WAS KID ROCK NAMED SECRETARY OF STATE? DID POP I.C.E. COME OUEYE’S COMW TYPE OF CHICKEN SANDWICH? THE SUSPENSE WAS ALMOST UNBEARABLE. THEN SUNDAY MORNING JUST AS THE MORNING NEWS SHOWS WENT ON THE AIR TRUMP ANNOUNCED THAT U.S. SPECIAL FORCES HAD KILLED THE LEADER OF ISIS, THE WORLD’S MOST WANTED TERRORIST, ABU BAKR AL BAGHDADI IS BAG-DEADY NOW. AND THEY GOT HIM DURING A RAID IN SYRIA. PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS REPORTEDLY GOLFING WHEN THEY WENT IN. THE RAID STARTED AT 3:30 P.M. ACCORDING TO HIS SCHEDULE TRUMP WAS PLAYING GOLF AT HIS COURSE IN NORTHERN VIRGINIA SATURDAY UNTIL A LITTLE AFTER 3:00. DIDN’T MAKE IT BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE UNTIL 4:18. BUT HERE’S MY BET ON THAT. I DON’T KNOW, BUT THERE’S NO WAY THE MILITARY TOLD HIM WHAT DAY THIS RAID WAS HAPPENING, RIGHT? BECAUSE HE IMMEDIATELY WOULD HAVE TWEETED “GUESS WHAT’S GOING ON.” [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I THINK — AND THIS IS JUST A GUESS, BUT I THINK HE OKAYED THE IDEA OF A RAID AND THEY STARTED IT WITHOUT HIM. THE SAME WAY YOU DON’T TELL GRANDPA ABOUT A SURPRISE PARTY. [ LAUGHTER ] EITHER WAY THE WHITE HOUSE RELEASED THIS PHOTO. THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN AT 5:05, ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF AFTER THE RAID STARTED. YOU CAN SEE HERE THE PRESIDENT AND HIS TEAM WATCHING, OR PRETENDING TO WATCH FROM THE SITUATION ROOM. WHICH IS A MESS, BY THE WAY. THEIR NEXT MISSION SHOULD BE TO SEND MARIE KONDO IN THERE TO STRAIGHTEN THOSE CABLES UP. [ APPLAUSE ] SOUGHT NEXT SO THE NEXT MORNING AFTER THEY GOT THE GUY YOU KNOW HE WAS SO HAPPY. A TRIUMPHANT PRESIDENT ADDRESSED THE NATION TO SHARE THIS VERY GOOD NEWS. IN A SURPRISINGLY TASTEFUL AND DARE I SAY PRESIDENTIAL WAY.>>BAGHDADI AND THE LOSERS WHO WORKED FOR HIM, AND LOSERS THEY ARE, THEY HAD NO IDEA WHAT THEY WERE GETTING INTO. IN SOME CASES THEY WERE VERY FRIGHTENED PUPPIES. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: WAIT, HE’S KILLING PUPPIES NOW? BECAUSE — >>HE DIED LIKE A DOG. HE DIED LIKE A COWARD. HE WAS WHIMPERING, SCREAMING AND CRYING.>>Jimmy: HE DIED LIKE A DOG. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN HE DIED LIKE A DOG? HE ACCIDENTALLY ATE ONE OF THOSE GIANT SIZE HERSHEY BARS? WHAT HAPPENED? [ LAUGHTER ] THIS STUFF ABOUT CRYING AND WHIMPERING IS AN UNUSUALLY SPECIFIC DETAIL FOR A PRESIDENT TO SHARE. SO A REPORTER FOLLOWED UP TO ASK HOW SPECIFICALLY HE KNEW THAT.>>YOU MENTIONED WHIMPERING. COULD YOU HEAR THAT ON YOUR VIDEO HOOKUP? THE WHIMPERING OF BAGHDADI.>>I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. BUT HE WAS SCREAMING, CRYING, AND WHIMPERING.>>Jimmy: OKAY. MAYBE HE IMAGINED THAT. I DON’T KNOW. THE DEFENSE SECRETARY AND THE CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF SAID THEY DIDN’T HEAR WHIMPERING. MAYBE HE WAS HEARING MIKE PENCE WHIMPERING IN THE CORNER? IS THAT POSSIBLE? THE PRESIDENT WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE. HE WAS IN FULL BRAG-DADI MODE. HE EVEN WENT SO FAR AS TO COMPARE THE TERRORIST TO HIMSELF.>>YOU KNOW, THESE PEOPLE ARE VERY SMART. THEY’RE NOT INTO THE USE OF CELL PHONES ANYMORE. THEY’RE NOT — THEY’RE VERY TECHNICALLY BRILLIANT. YOU KNOW, THEY USE THE INTERNET BETTER THAN ALMOST ANYBODY IN THE WORLD, PERHAPS OTHER THAN DONALD TRUMP.>>Jimmy: IF YOU’RE KEEPING SCORE THE TOP TWO USERS OF THE INTERNET ARE NUMBER ONE DONALD TRUMP AND NUMBER TWO, ISIS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] MAYBE WE DO NEED TO LOCK HIM UP. TRUMP WENT ON TO SAY HE’S HAD HIS SIGHTS SET ON AL BAGHDADI FOR SOME TIME NOW WHICH IS WHY HE WAS SO EXCITED TO GET THIS DONE.>>I’VE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS FOR THREE YEARS. THEY’VE COME IN, “SIR, WE HAVE SOMEBODY UNDER” — I SAID I DON’T WANT SOMEBODY. I WANT AL-BAGHDADI. THAT’S THE ONE I WANT. THEY SAY WELL, WE HAVE SOMEBODY ELSE. I SAID, THAT’S GREAT, FINE. TAKE HIM OUT. BUT I WANT AL-BAGHDADI. THAT’S WHO I WANT. I DON’T WANT OTHER PEOPLE. AND THEN I ALSO WANTED HAMZA. BIN LADEN. BECAUSE HE’S A YOUNG MAN, AROUND 30, LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS FATHER, TALL, VERY HANDSOME. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: IT’S AS IF HE’S BOOKING A NEW SEASON OF THE “CELEBRITY APPRENTICE.” [ LAUGHTER ] HE’S A LOT LIKE HIS FATHER. TALL, VERY — AND BY THE WAY, BEFORE HE TAKES TOO MUCH CREDIT FOR THIS, DONALD TRUMP SHOULD PROBABLY READ THESE TWEETS FROM SOMEONE NAMED DONALD TRUMP WHO IN 2012 TWEETED, “OBAMA DESERVES MUCH LESS CREDIT FOR THE KILLING OF BIN LADEN. THE PRAISE GOES TO OUR BRAVE MILITARY INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS. WHY DON’T WE ASK THE NAVY S.E.A.L.s WHO KILLED BIN LADEN? THEY DON’T SEEM TO BE HAPPY WITH OBAMA CLAIMING CREDIT. ALL HE DID WAS SAY OKAY. AND STOP CONGRATULATING OBAMA FOR KILLING OSAMA BIN LADEN. THE NAVY S.E.A.L.s KILLED BIN LADEN.” SEE, THERE’S NO ONE BETTER AT USING THE INTERNET THAN HIM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU THINK HE EVEN — YOU THINK HE EVEN KNOWS HE WROTE THAT STUFF? BY THE WAY, WHEN OBAMA WENT ON TV TO NUANCE THEY KILLED BIN LADEN, HE SPOKE FOR 9 1/2 MINUTES. TRUMP YESTERDAY DID 48 MINUTES ON THIS. FOR FURTHER COMPARISON WE THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN TO MATCH UP TRUMP’S SPEECH ABOUT AL-BAGHDADI WITH OBAMA’S ABOUT BIN LADEN AND WE WERE RIGHT. IT WAS.>>THE UNITED STATES HAS CONDUCTED AN OPERATION THAT KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN.>>ABU BAKR AL-BAGHDADI IS DEAD.>>THE UNITED STATES LAUNCHED A TARGETED OPERATION AGAINST THAT COMPOUND.>>THEY DID A LOT OF SHOOTING AND THEY DID A LOT OF BLASTING. EVEN NOT GOING THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR. YOU KNOW, YOU’D THINK YOU GO THROUGH THE DOOR. IF YOU’RE A NORMAL PERSON, YOU SAY KNOCK KNOCK, MAY I COME IN?>>AFTER A FIREFIGHT THEY KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN AND TOOK CUSTODY OF HIS BODY.>>HE DIED LIKE A DOG.>>BUT HIS DEATH DOES NOT MARK THE END OF OUR EFFORT.>>A BEAUTIFUL DOG. A TALENTED DOG.>>WE GIVE THANKS FOR THE MEN WHO CARRIED OUT THIS OPERATION.>>AND I DON’T GET ANY CREDIT FOR THIS, BUT THAT’S OKAY. I NEVER DO. BUT HERE WE ARE.>>MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND MAY GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.>>AND I’M WRITING A BOOK. I’M GOING TO WRITE 12 BOOKS.

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  1. So the crowd claps on every obvious bias joke but totally refrain from clapping or cheering when they hear that they killed the leader of ISIS Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. Lemmings.

  2. Don't understand left wing hacks who could never lead this country but have such disrespect for our president and vice president.

  3. Those fake smiles and clapping disappeared so sudden and fast it was like magic this event badly needed two fluffy pies and a sure fast arm
    Shucks 🤣♥️that’d be way too much fun for one lifetime to enjoy 😆🤣💗

  4. The left would boo Trump if he found a cure for cancer…they'd say "Trump puts thousands of oncologists out of work…booooooo"

  5. That’s so sad he’s constantly demeaning dogs ….. he’s just indicating that he enjoys watching dogs and puppies suffer 🙁 this is pure animal abuse

  6. From a country that has some of the greatest minds in the world. World leaders in technology. Google. Apple. Leaders in entertainment and the arts. Hollywood. Some of the most beautiful places and amazing attractions in the world. How can this man be it’s leader it’s president?? It’s so sad…

  7. LOL! Donald Trump is a DISASTER! I couldn't keep a straight face on Sunday morning when he announced the capture of Abu al-Baghdadi. Stupidity at it's finest!

  8. He was screaming, crying and whimpering! Describing yourself again Mr President and I believe your every word.

  9. I am happy we have gotten rid of another stain on humanity. I heard Trump's description of what happened but I think our president is lying to us again. Baghdadi blew himself up with a bomb vest.

  10. Omg not side by side I am pissing in my pants.🇱🇷🤣😂😂😂 Trump is soo unfit for the office he has brought it soo low it sadden to see .AGAIN WHITE PRIVILEGE AT ITS BEST.

  11. The leader of the most vicious terrorist organisation gets killed under the Trump administration.
    Trump praises the US miltary and mocks the ISIS leader, who was a rapist and killerJimmy Kimmel: "Haha, lets take this oppertunity to mock Trump!!!"
    Wtf…

  12. WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO MEAN???? PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS DONE SO MUCH FOR USA AND THE LEFT CAN ONLY SHOW THEIR HATE!!!! DOES NOT SAY MUCH FOR YOUR CHARACTERS!!!!!YOU PEOPLE DESERVE A BAD PRESIDENT AND MAY YOU GET THE WORST!!!!

  13. "he died like a dog, ….a beautiful dog" 😆😆😆😆😆😆
    "he looks just like is father, tall…. Handsome "😂😂😂😂😂😂

  14. When he was killed in Baghdad he was put in a bag and was a daddy. He was not only Baghdad by name but Baghdad by nature

  15. If everyone just told 🌾 Trump his 🍆 "Pee Pee" is The Greatest & Way Biglier than Obama's, we would have World Peace …. 🕊️ ☮ 🌞 … and move along to bigger & better things. 🏗️ 🌇 🏫 🏭

  16. Trump loves to play soldier but has no clue what that means…He glorifies his "killing" when he was not even finished golfing when it went down…He claims credit for something he had no part in…Then he rambles on about it for nearly an hour and manages to blurt out classified details and methods he does not understand….US security is being compromised by this clown every time he tries to make himself look bigger and smarter than the people who actually are…

  17. “I don’t want to talk about it, but he was…” Then, El Cheeto proceeds to tell everything he heard in his make believe land. Cheeto heard himself BREATHING.

  18. That coward will be crying and whimpering too when we have him drug out of the office he's disgraced. Shame on him. Shame.

  19. its hella funny how the crowd cheered when they played the video of trump getting booed like it was so amazing, but when jimmy said trump killed the leader of isis i didnt hear a peep like it was something bad.

  20. 3:12 why was there no any reaction when the defeat of ISIS leader was announced? I get you hate trump, but you should at least support the military. the worst terrorist group's leader is out.

  21. Jesus Christ man, I´m so scared……- scared that we didn´t buy enough beers and popcorn for this amazing soap opera. Greeting from Denmark.

  22. Trump says exactly what Michael Scott would say. Just imagine Michael Scott saying those words and you will see. 🤣

  23. that's so pathetic to alway jump on this kind of thing, Do you think crooked Hiliary would get boos or lock her up chants. I guess they are not creative enough to creatye their own content

  24. Donald Trump, the Disgraceful Moron™ succeeds at making a success become a failure because he is such a failure in terms of intelligence, decency, maturity and moral conduct.

  25. Don't know why the title said Trump killed albaghdady Trump didn't killed nobody our soldiers did let's give credit where credit is due to our soldiers not no lame-ass scared to shake hands because he scared of germs coward as president. Like WTF

  26. As a South African i kinda feel empathy nor affinity for Americans who allowed this man to be the successor to Barack Obama.

  27. "Putin? Very smart." "Kim Jong Un, very smart, very tough." "ISIS terrorists, who killed thousands… very smart." "Son of Bin Laden? Very handsome. "

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