What on earth is this level「Ultimate Chicken Horse 🐔🐴」
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What on earth is this level「Ultimate Chicken Horse 🐔🐴」

August 14, 2019


[Music] right over opening animation gosh no it’s fine actually love that okay I didn’t have a good skit I didn’t have a good anything to open up the stream with so I’m glad it was laughter thank you guys all right so hello there everybody we’re playing ultimate chicken ORS I have with me you go ahead and introduce yourselves hi I’m Jay one add time I’m Vee and I’m terrified at the moment we unfortunately do not have s joining us today he is visiting someone in the hospital and you know we respect everything going on with that but that being said when we played some ultimate chicken whores getting back into the flow of it’ll all be cut Camille the in oh no oh yes it’s cemented it’s perfect all right okay let’s go to a jungle temple wait what hello Bell who is this Oh somebody joined you on Steam I think cuz there’s an empty slot I don’t know if I know anyone who would I don’t know who that is I think it’s it’s my friend your friends on Steam actually two minutes yeah I have like two people is one per minute I don’t have anybody on Steam so I’m not guilty not really other than you guys I mean I have my own friends but nobody like I have like youtuber friends but no one like it’s on the fake outz random people there we go I want to know what it’ll take for you guys to customize it oh no oh come to me I played that one yes well nice well we all did good except her feel what you suck Oh kill yourselves yeah yeah check to the box that is the way okay yeah let’s see I’m gonna make this extra difficult wait for the door again violence wait for your door I will I can’t apparently I’ve been killed by the pinwheel you wish you could have kill me with your trap that was terrible I don’t know where to go well I’m on the wooden block well that was good we played this level right yeah no we played this level I played this level okay we didn’t do good left huh no okay okay I have a tactic I don’t really I’m driving whoa busy alright my dreams like underwhelming it’s an underwhelming trap I put it over here like a wall but the barrels are somewhere like doesn’t even matter yeah yeah all right over there wait for your door not waiting for your door oh [Music] geez oh it’s your fault yeah switch again coin do you still get the coin points no someone has to win fine all that blow things up then oh great now I’m doing it you’re right it’s addicting then I regret I regret having this here or I could destroy it’s darlin why though fine I don’t like your door all right okay that’s what I get that’s what I get right where the door was wait wait what Phil but what I am so mad into let the things you exposed yourself hi babe well now I know what I need to do I hope I can do this yep I do oh god it’s gonna be interesting look we have made a door oh you made a door again there were spikes I don’t know where I was applying bonuses oh you’re playing for me now I stopped looking to reconsider AJ’s body game explosion OH does help us not even that difficult really yard is bad good starting it’s starting game I’m protected mmm yes that much okay I get rid of this thing okay oh that’s not what I want to get rid of the hockey puck strats okay ooh my inner hockey I thought at the chortle chortle from like the last name with you the Canadian joke like that was very clearly I’m so bad at this game why why are we not doing this this is are you guys using a gamepad or keyboard controller oh yeah I’m using tumblr feel bad so sad oh good if we get some glue glue this to this Oh God oops whoa you were just standing on water Oh guys amazing no we’re gonna die you’re gonna die Wow again that’s a kill on that as a power point for that right I don’t get a point dang it get a point for that V and kill it knew I was gonna die anyways I know whatever they’ve done it J the hockey puck then yeah oh man oh yeah I’m gonna wait till this goes back up I don’t like this I really don’t like the swinging pendulum oh it’s comfortable no no just push me under no wait the hydra hydra nope nothing oh I thought I made it what have we done this is this is the most impossible thing we are never gonna get it okay okay I’m going okay or I’m taking that I’m not letting you guys blow this up we have the chance to make this good you really know what I wanted with that in knowing with that a little bit of mercy oh my god I wouldn’t go in there what what this don’t trust it V and last time you went into something okay this pendulum not okay with it at all I’m just gonna time this properly ankle cuz it’s not lead to anything kind of sad oMG Oh Jay I thought you’re making plays down there I can’t handle it pull B and you’re dead oh one foot between life and death so terrified really that was awful Oh why would you do this what happened you’re live on my screen no absolutely ridiculous Jay did you see that no I didn’t see oh yeah you are what the heck he was just like happily sliding into the death pit below okay we need to start winning I’m dude I’m dumb away or nothing those coins I don’t want fail to win so I’m gonna have to make some initiative here I’m not gonna rush this weight anyway so I’m gonna I think I’m faking myself out I think you can just I’m just luck through alright I swear you need to fall you need to fall and die for me no why would you activate that oh I don’t know what I’m doing no what kinda slide I want to try to convince just intimidate the vulgar gradient yeah we stared the boulder until it stops two turns left uh I feel good about my odds I need to win it start the block in the spawn I have an idea do right now gimme explosion is the biggest rain rid of this o specifying explosion uh cause it’s getting bigger for its the pendulum wait for it no that’s not the right interval Paul would you feel should have failed you follow failed your boat whatever floats that was brilliant I had that was good good good I’m keeping that straight in mind I like hope it’s the one thing is speeding it out and it feeds it to the other do you notice that oh yeah everything a lot of barbed wire and I don’t like this barbed wire on top of the pendulum but it’s okay I can’t place it there right you go somewhere please yeah yeah boys in the cave oh nothing was in there I just died from LD my travel I get points for that oh I don’t know oh I’ve been transferred ultimate strategy just kill myself with my own traps I got off in the nation I’m not gonna win though oh now I have to make it hold on ready for this wall jump take my corpse with you know is sick that was pretty sick but now you must top it I do it I have my heart stopped you’re my only competition and you still won all right game explosion if you get the coins he wins if he can get the coins in win he’s gonna he will beat me look at the consideration oh oh oh oh here comes the run wait a minute wait a minute no I was rooting for them I love how this hold me to give up after he dies I hold be give up we can all right I’ll take the underdog points boys points boys yay way we tied no no we didn’t um worse it was another mystery wait no no new level new level hold on alright here is your comfort okay no yeah I’m gonna hate this second our retail you gotta be okay just go activate the credit sequence OJ’s Pig I guess you’re cool oh is it in a bad way Oh first did you see it Oh bunch of boiling lava this is fun this is cool that’s cool I like this okay we’re not gonna make you first try I can guarantee that no I don’t believe we have unless the platform’s change I don’t like oh just put the fireballs isn’t that perfect oh wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute oh well now we know wait you’re gonna do it down this where’s our making an optical illusion watch its rage watch this where’s what oh wow that’s weird also yes they have killed themselves yeah yeah yes pendulums just what we need more things we kill ourselves without the ability to complete the levels exactly exactly all perfect just put that nice that’s a beautiful way to win I’m very proud of you know we don’t the way everyone pendulums whoo no speedrun strats Oh God the shooter no nope get me explosion with the strats here double kill I hate my fireballs to be and nobody’s won today like at all on this level yes I’m gonna make it completable summer I’ll go put the wood right in the lava make that jump beam you have to make a decision or you’re gonna destroy it no I can’t it’s just it’s appropriate okay now there’s no pendulums now we’re back to exactly what we had the first time no but I would now no oh okay I know no we have a we have a location we can jump I’m on worse Isola but up not better LIBOR not bra dead we’re so weird to see it like a barrel of pain or I’m just doing its own thing man yeah this is good what do I have again Bowman have about what’s it called again and bamm-bamm just I don’t know jack no sorry I don’t like it I don’t know whatever we’re competing here who put the block why would you do okay I want those first points oh I just want points all right now we’re on the boards now it’s a real game ice really how the pepper pepper babe no standing on this platform is way too terrifying told you it’s got hole to the right I just got an achievement animal crew it crew what is this i stabilized today’s gonna be the day that I would get the coin you know you want some point I just need one where’s the coin it’s at the bottom there’s nothing to land on them you are right huh I’m actually happy what was that oh it might have I don’t know what he’s like I fired he didn’t buy the hitbox twice you’re kidding me alright alright double or nothing no no wait well I’m fireball slowly killing it blocked by something Oh Oh bad saw you got this I’m cheering for you because I can’t cheer for myself because I’m not gonna win okay we’re getting rid of that song that ruins it pretty good I think where’s about oh I don’t think I got a bomb oh it’s a perfect eye [Laughter] oh yeah this is Davis we should be interesting Veon you would not adults another thing it is funky to remove the spike ball at least and organic foods Thank You kid fury for the toilet Oh God being we’re on the cheese platform ooh I like this no hug the lava my lava whoa whoa you know you want to try for those coins oh I do I’m going I really hate that trap that you put I just I really hated you I actually didn’t know someone had to wait wait hold on a minute oh no no no what does it get low enough can you jump like wait do you think GMOs are better or not wait oh that was the message with the donation I’m sorry I didn’t huh do you think GMOs are better have anything to do with the animals we’re seeing on screen well yeah what a robot one of those aerobic no no no oh my god at first I thought you were being a jerk and then you actually managed to top it like we over the double stage jerk in this in this game no cut Oh boiled by our own trap that’s called Karma the date hearing that like neck cracks sound yeah it’s game like like J you were like I am the airplane master we block it and then we bomb it it’s the double stage jerk it’s off Omega jerk also terrible look I don’t mind GMOs are you being real I don’t mind them I mean of course like ethically they’re probably not the best thing Oh rooftops maybe oh we do we haven’t done pyramid yet oh that’s right gave me explosion he’s working on it you know I’m up here keep all right you just go alright what are you doing he’s okay what I loaded up a custom level by accident no way oh are you kidding me what what you can load custom levels Oh No yeah I’m kind of happy I was a dinosaur I have no idea how to handle this one what well I’m gonna make a mad dinosaur ready I can make him more angry kind of no not really I can’t let this kind of join up sad story he’s got a buck tooth wait I’m not sorry oh I made it out dude how why what that way just your ways oh I see oh yeah oh yeah okay I can’t do that there no trap so J it’s only your inability to do this job be good at video games yeah where y’all get me explosion cactus Wow so far away hold shift I’m trying pushes all buttons the gaming floor who’s gonna tour every cactus oh you can’t even die when you want to die oh the hold B you know I refuse to give up I give up hello God the debtor is so gruesome I can’t even win when it’s not even hard to win give me something to blow up uh I hate this i hate that eyebrow don’t even put a door on it don’t you do that don’t be that guy don’t be the guy no no we’re not me blaming I’m used to blaming big yeah BM I’m depressed it’s your fault you guys are stuck oh you can’t kill yourself I don’t know why we’re so excited about finally these guys doing no you guys walking bean don’t write well or maybe game explosions okay look no cheese and now this level is 9 by 3 no if he gets there I’m just going to kill myself [Laughter] [Music] every every time you select B to give up it just explodes oh I’m convinced you guys are just playing to make me a bit upset okay no gimme explosive I mean the gamey explosion kill yourself of your if you’re in the stream whoa yes yes just they kill themselves oh oh he’s dead corpse is just flying in the oh I’m coming back or no all the traps though cheese ease he knows what he’s doing hey no you go first you go first go ahead first Oh God the hawk strats we know with that coin buddy what is this squirrel got him I love this game now look did I do it I don’t think the first thing we were literally playing chicken in a game of ultimate chicken horse we were we were playing chicken horse indeed well I don’t like this no no why did I jump on it I don’t like it tend to jump on it I hate that moment when you’re like there’s only one small thing to look out for and of course it’s the one thing that you jump into why do you know they’re arrow hit me what is happening I think it looks like he’s gonna go under and then yeah just doesn’t I love the robot sounds but yeah you got like a turntable sound effect like a record scratch am I gonna win for once it might happen it just might we’re about to create something like horrifying being a youth what I just like the sound yeah wait I think I’m gonna mess with the arrows if they if the arrows go by this oh wait great for that weird arrows maybe okay oh yeah look at the slow boy what on earth remember flying oh my gosh that was this arrow trap it’s giving me anxiety my coin go someone put what my coin Jonah what no once you get the point it removes itself Oh so I removed a coin oh please no I’ll do he actually found a way around it let’s make sure that doesn’t happen I need to win this I’m gonna do it oh we’ve doubled oh we had a teleporter oh don’t be thinking you can just go back here Veon what do you know what that flower bro oh cheese right that’s brilliant he made a brilliant trap I didn’t even realize that it pushes him through yeah very smart hopefully my pendulum does its job oh I’m shot through the heart oh you’re dead bad bad just yeah okay I’m not gonna win man I almost won my flower Oh your flower sucks I know right hey you need to hire a new one this ends the game little tapping whenever whenever you’re ready there you go one of these days I’m gonna win one of these days I’m gonna win at this game right now we have one viewer win if I know it’s keeping track of our wins as a whole we now have one viewer win Jay still has zero X’s in here and he still has more than me I got negative let me look at its level loaded what do we got here oops d hey D o replay mode is this one hold on quick play challenge this one do you guys know smash brothers of course I think I’ve heard of it you guys know hyrule temple do not I don’t think no get this guy idea it’s not this funny oh you can do that give himself a handicap huh why it’s melee wait what is this wait what I don’t know what what hose a timer where is even the end back oh it’s up there what oh okay that’s pretty good very well-organized whoa never seen second we are a second in the world it’s all just helical world record no we can beat that nine seconds yeah we can add anything I don’t know how do we do it again wait I can press Start is that like worldwide or something dude if we do it we’re gonna share it on Twitter is there no big replay button I was gonna say how you how do you do anything report yeah that’s the one can you see my cursor over try done there we go speed it oh it’s a may I get it I get it got um sorry I’m sorry he’s doing so well the pressure I need so like just step off you do this to begin with honestly we don’t even get it if you ever would be to retry okay we could do this so myself trees intimidate me we have a lot here in Canada but yeah I think with a record yeah no God no no lemon squeeze all types challenge your two eyes are like merging into one bit looks like a new god [Laughter] so you going for the credits yep no okay Adam there we go oh so this is called fun with physics wait okay what can we please oh you know what I what I really want to go into creative mode create it yeah like the free build mode and do this body hold me to a try oh nevermind oh you’re dead uh yeah no I was alive I just died just then even though parkour master Oh master Oh well-being win it I got this you can you go in the black oh I like jump over it oh oh the left no oh no I thought you could jump over the arrows if you can hack jump over those crossbows where do you even howdy boy howdy I love not being able to get past the first trap yeah this is good training I feel like there’s one of those things that you just keep on pushing one button and it just plays itself yeah it’s all a trick yeah I don’t even but there’s black holes in the way okay that’s not it just join join the body of corpses or in the body of corpses we form one body that’s how many dead bodies are whoa just move really slowly I’m gonna see you hit the arrow oh don’t go over the coin don’t even bother no I’m not go for the coin you kidding me that is so cool I want to build a level it’s one two I want a black guy like I came to take away I’m okay all right factory house 211 was a days it took someone to beat it nice quite surprised huh say one more challenge here what is happening to my face I don’t know dude la just look like a really angry guy oh no yelling yeah oh it’s when the chameleon turns transparent oh my god looks like those things that car washes it’s just like spinning really fast I have no idea okay maybe I’m jumping everything look at the top look at viens i oh yeah wait what’s wrong with my eyes one more test no no that’s why I got you know a game again okay look Jake no I figured it out though kind of just like that and then oh I felt that you have to go on the other side there’s no best score no one’s ever beaten up you had no one ever is we got into it levels I could do that all day oh oh oh we have to change off the mode or something I mean that’s now I have to have never seen anybody at the horse chicken whoa we had chicken well we stuck on this so you know what mine oh I love how the horse when he runs his feet are moving but his body just stands still I think were you only do custom levels oh no that’s okay let’s do party party levels oh this one looks good whoa this one looks really good that makes me uncomfortable I want to do that anymore there you go all right oh okay simple enough yeah what how do you know that ring the difficult part is you never get to start I will thank you all for watching the ultimate cheat for a second if you want we can rewatch to do one more game because we started this segment late yeah sure right cool strategy hmm there we go we can make it back in real fast it’s weird man but for some reason they like it wasn’t letting me do like my normal level stuffs all right play online hello friends only post game hop in but up but up cheap real fast bet up up up but up give me the squirrel perfect I am Oh a squirrel oh I think that’s what our problem was we switch the mode wait let me fix the mode then last time the reason we got locked was because we had the mode set to check our utility right here [Music] dings being as a chicken that’s your iconic thing that that smirk he’s seen some stuff but he enjoyed it yeah I can’t wait do we have a constant rocket ship what oh yeah the rocket ship this is a golf course it’s a golf course that’s great I mean this only makes sense suppose here what where am I I guess I play something down oh I place a bar that Sphinx can attack me no but it’s got a hole of death next to it Vienna I got the right idea never mind yeah this thing she’s deadly great Bert he just knows a trick I would go under the Sphinx you know raised on me you could just go oh yeah Dinosaur Train we go full yep well choking more like not having a good time it’s like during the whole level weeds here that is from the back Oh what is happening oh yeah Hey look it’s a nose I figured you guys don’t have to suffer something smells good does the claim awesome alright you want someone flipping something in your house it smells really good but you can’t go eat it yet bow into a stream yeah oh jeez hashtag roulade it’s not a victory but it’ll do you got it I need to win I’m gonna win a game it’s gonna happen right here I’ll make it nice and satisfied you just slip into your victory as glue on coin life exactly these are a coin it I mean I think we’ve I think we’d no longer have access to the point no right okay I mean where are you well I’m in that swirly oh boy that was pretty pro not gonna lie I don’t know how I didn’t die yeah that’s right orchestrate a plan here all right Oh got dumped Ian’s going for a dip in the you know yeah well thanks for joining me sand pit yeah my buddy why am i anonymous what that was weird Kwami oh I’ll take that right over here ever gets here first yes Veon yes yeah right yes what well I leave me agree I missed it what’s happening I think game explosion had glitch block uh-oh glitch block I don’t know he couldn’t please for some reason I wait what being what was your thing oh I put a law something like I didn’t look Thank You thing put the arrows what that been a thing be in your madmen oh hey oh of course oh yeah I gotta think yeah you did was it just there that was a beefy gun no yeah I was just on top I just won on them oh my gosh one more game that’s very short I need to win a game or I’m going to be floor and not a motion on emoji cooking a pot pie or something I keep like I’m smelling Marie Callender just like transform this isn’t even my final form you turn into an actual dinosaur oh my gosh oh my gosh why is he puking oh it was it was just puking blood oh there’s a block though I want it far away who put the wood block I got it guys yeah now what go Jay no no I refuse [Music] so how are you guys good goodbye we’ll just hang so bonus points yep wait really don’t know how do you put okay more platforms are neat way there’s no point that is such a good I’m sorry it just really smells good whatever it is I feel like I still have an hour here use net appropriately oh never mind or don’t what I wasn’t moving ice over the ice can’t climb the wall the water what I got it huh your corpse weed that’s way that’s what it was the arrows shot the balloon and the balloon fell and I got it huh really oh my god what a brilliant thing game design indeed I mean something good oh that’s not really that good this is making a level completable Dumbledore yeah jump off this right after remember what we said about completable ving well snot want to make a bet nope no we’re not doing any gambling I missed it you’re gonna shake his tail wait I can’t do anything cannon ya know just jump up you got it oh look he’s going for it trying to don’t look hey yeah it’s arguably the most difficult level because we haven’t made any wave to do it yeah cuz no one’s like I don’t think the games giving us anything yeah – well this is kind of a thing so many things so many things this kind of works but it’s not can we jump through this no oh alright ready it’s beatable yeah yeah airplane okay vieni scared me if I claim no blade where are you in the orc are you at in Xenoblade I can’t remember okay the like dull girl I just found her butter and beat her finally oh ah should I finally win yeah I finally win and then nothing there’s no winners only all losers you’re all ox I didn’t realize there were two teleporters but there’s already one up here what’s gonna happen I’m linked but the gas Jace got one alright I mean blows one’s got one too yeah then you’ll just art another teleporter stealer cycle of to do we’re doing oh not that I said you look so quick to the teleporter did it really oh my god Oh what that’s awesome I’m so mad so you have to have the block beneath it in order for it to Wow wait let’s not I’ll fix this daddy’s really Obama Oh God don’t bother Vee another one’s bad it’s perfect here this nonsense wait now you have to take the bottom one yeah if you take the top one it’s all over the gamble wait wait will happen where am I that’s hop one Snipes you every time there’s no way I came you might be able to duck it what are the rules when it opens and closes just see the block occupies it Arthur there’s so much good logic in this game all the boys dad that’s the most infuriating thing I’ve ever seen in this game yeah that lock blocked oh it’s just like forget stupid well yeah I felt that honestly wait a minute wait a minute I see the matrix no I see the matrix okay he’s got the right idea he’s got my idea I wasn’t looking no do not bother the rest of our do not align Jalan you not sorry Bob 4:10 poem okay I was trying to use reverse psychology but it didn’t work okay so now the plan is do you need a platform to be in the portal I can’t think oh okay oh wait what oh no he didn’t go through it he did but then he went back here I think it went through the purple accident oh no oh that timing is too perfect let’s go no way that’s how we do it what that’s how we do it I don’t like you don’t do that Veon don’t mess it up are or do disappointed I have an idea see even know what to do the ins IQ 1000 the major I don’t like to just wing pendulum is I see as a niggas swing more I don’t think so I don’t know hmm hate it more version something has to go I think I know what it is I think no don’t do it don’t do this to me it’s a perfect plan you will destroy the integrity of the stream I’m content with this if something is good let it live I’ve killed myself I guess you’re not good oh wow why isn’t it timing out the purple one isn’t timing out anymore I’m never gonna win never yes what is this it was a trap yes something needs to be done gasps you wouldn’t know what simply I would link those two so that’s actually fine every that keeps the integrity of it they keeps the meta of getting to the bottom right one that’s too bad wait see what that does no this could be too easy no you you you you no no no no no tried everything wait a minute it’s pretty difficult uh-oh this might be a problem you guys aren’t seeing the matrix here he goes here we go oh there he goes I’m waiting for the matrix why does it put me out that way I don’t know cuz you’re running towards it you’re running to the right okay okay it’s fixed the matrix has been solved so the turns watching this oh you’re welcome well I’m gonna break the matrix once again I can’t break the major change oh now I won’t do that I’ll put it there not gonna forget about it yeah oopsie oopsie coming through Hey well jump to me your mind see you see that last run freaks you out a lot I love the air fleet we got going on above us yeah it’s just lovely day huh of a day for flying see all right guys I like the sound effects it oh I thought it was what I was getting a coin I’m sorry of yet I just ruined your decision-making what should I get I’ll take that cuz I thought I got the coin but I didn’t just there that’s bad decision yep now there’s 280 is on a rotating oh it didn’t stick oh hi Jay it’s on you the coin that’s how you win right there those win those soul up what’s going al fuck it ow that was great y’all for joining you on the ultimate chicken whore section we are going to be moving over to a Pokemon I’m gonna be saying goodbye to these guys thank you guys for joining yeah thanks for having me for having us yeah beam you’re gonna be streaming after this right yeah maybe you’re learning like 5:30 so like half an hour from now oh yeah because I’m doing the Pokemon section then after that we’ll be doing the raid but uh / – Pokemon thank you all for watching tuning uh tune in maybe next week for some more ultimate chicken horse or some other time during the week do you guys want to keep this coming right hands who does the Sheep Jackie execution laughs hey hello findt that’s right yeah there’s an elfin that we just haven’t unlocked yet part of the dlc dlc Greeson to the bottom all right they’ll watch it go around whoa wait I’ve got um time still tabbed in game at however this many 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