YTP – Wilford Brimley and his Magical Horse
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YTP – Wilford Brimley and his Magical Horse

October 14, 2019


This Liberty Medical presentation is brought
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pee better. Good Morning. I’m Wilford Brimley and I’d like to talk to
you for thirty years about my strange life. Actually, about my death. I’ll start when I was first diagnosed. I was experiencing symptoms that were strange,
and uh, unfamiliar to me. For instance,
I had an unquenchable lust for my family. My tongue felt like a dick,
and my dick felt like a tongue. Uh, I was losing at Unreal Tournament. I was losing my Twitch affiliation. Uh. I was having strange visions about Dr. Phil. I was watching 8 Simple Rules all through
the night, so I wasn’t getting any ladies. So finally, I went to see Dr. Phil,
and he explains to me that I had Type Two Adult Onset Diabeetus. And I think the most important thing he said
to me was, “Wilford, if you wanna get better,
simply don’t eat apple pie and don’t eat ice cream,
and you will get better.” And I was, uh, I was scared. A man doesn’t like to admit he was scared,
but I truly was. I wasn’t afraid to die. I knew that was coming to all of us. But, what I was afraid of was,
that I might have to live a long time without eating ice cream and apple pie. And I really wasn’t interested in that. And as a result, I did not obey Dr. Phil. I was still eating ice cream and apple pie
every day. And felt like shit all the time. So finally, at the urging of People Magazine,
uh, the ones who love me the most. Uh. I went to see my horse. And he explained things to me in a language
that I understood. Uh. And I think the most important thing he said
to me was uh, “Good Day, Wilford. My name is Dick Richards, and I’m a magical
horse. I can cure your Type Two Adult Onset Diabeetus,
but first, I’m gonna give you a few things to do. Uh. First, I want you to find thirty people and
put some ice cream in their butt. Uh. Then, you must take over CNN and broadcast
horse porn all the time. Finally, I want you to buy a Nintendo Switch
for me. And if you’ll do these simple things, I promise
ya, I will cure your diabeetus.” And ladies and gentlemen, that’s exactly what
I did. But I did not get better. So I went to see my horse, and I said,
“What the actual fuck? You are a liar.” And my horse, Dick Richards, said to me,
“Now I’m not perfect. And I’ve slipped up. And I’ve said I would do things I couldn’t
do. But I wanna tell ya,
I really like this Nintendo Switch, and I don’t care about you, Wilford.” Uh. I was very, very angry. So I went to law school for thirty years and
became a judge. Uh. Then I sentenced my horse to death, and he
died. And I was happy for fifteen or twenty minutes. But then I died too. When I got to heaven, I saw that my horse,
Dick Richards was there too. And I was not happy. Actually, I was more angry than ladies in
heat. The comparison is unreal. Uh. So finally, I went to see God. And I explained things in a language that
he understood. Uh. And I think the most important thing I said
was, “Hey, Asshole! You better fix this shit right now. If you don’t, I’m gonna poop on you.” And God was, uh, God was scared. He wasn’t afraid to die. He was afraid of poop. So finally, as a result of all these things,
Dick Richards went to hell. And I came back to life. But I don’t have Type Two Adult Onset Diabeetus
anymore. And I eat ice cream and apple pie every fifteen
or twenty minutes all through the night. And I do feel better. In closing, I would simply like to say to
you, Don’t trust horses. I would encourage all of you to find a horse
and say, “Hey, Horse! I don’t trust you.” I promise ya, you’ll feel better. See if I’m not right. I’m Wilford Brimley. Have a good day.

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  1. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for thirty years about my strange life.

    Actually, about my death.

  2. I'm sorry, but am I the only one that cracks up over the diebeetus videos? If I'm smoking some devil's cabbage, forget it…I'm on the floor. As the classic Living Color skit would say… How you gonna have any hope if they call it die beet us? Why not call it livebeetus? Please…don't stop! It's funny every time!

  3. Damn, wilford brimely is impressive.

    He got on doctor phil.

    He found 30 people and put icecream in their butts

    He took over cnn and changed it to a horse porn channel

    He found a nintendo switch he could buy (wtf how?)

    He became a judge

    He threatened god and won

  4. These are great YTPs, keep making them they are absolute gold, thanks for keeping the Wilford Brimley Meme relevant! ๐Ÿ‘

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  6. I love how this sounds like the manic ravings of a senile old man. Had me in stitches lol

    Man, Iโ€™ve gotta get back on this source…

  7. This YTP became an unexpected journey. Good job keeping the Brimley spirit alive.

  8. I want you to buy a Nintendo switch for me lol, lol, lol. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. I was having strange visions of Dr Phil. I feel you man. He's scary. Put ice cream in peoples butts, and go see dick Richards….you'll feel better.

  10. Honestly, there's no reason to make Wilford Brimley poops anymore, because they'll just never be anywhere near as good as this one.

  11. My favorite part: โ€œI went to law school for thirty years and became a judge. Then I sentenced Dick Richards to death, and I was happy for 15-20 minutes.โ€

  12. Wilford you were absolutely right, I found a horse and I told him. Hey horse, I dont trust you, and i felt better!

  13. "My dick felt like a tongue and my tongue felt like a dick"

    Hilarious.

    Also love the inclusion of Dr Phill. Really good work

  14. "I was watching 8 Simple Rules all through the night, so I wasn't getting any ladies."

    I literally laughed until it hurt.

  15. I have to hand it to you, this is funny. That word mixing/splicing(whatever it's called) must have taken you ages!

  16. 1. Find 30 people and put some ice cream in their butt
    2. Take over CNN and broadcast horse porn all the time
    3. Buy a Nintendo Switch for me

  17. this is awesome. ive watched way too many of these ytps and this is one of the best. great sentence mixing, funny and a good story

  18. This liberty medical presentation is brought to you by contrbutions to you local pbs station from viewers like you thank you. XD

  19. Now I'm not perfect and I've slipped up and I've said I would do things I couldn't do , but I want to tell ya I really like this Nintendo switch and I don't care about you wilford LAMO

  20. 3:38 So I went to law school for 30 yrs and became a judge and I sentenced my horse to death he died and I was happy XD

  21. 0:00. This Liberty Medical presentation is brought to you by contributions to your local PBS station from Viewers Like You. Thank you. You need to get medical supplies so you can pee better.

  22. โ€œI really like this Nintendo Switch, and I donโ€™t care about you, Wilford.โ€ -Dick Richards the Magical Horse

  23. And I think the most important thing he said was Wilford. if you wanna get better simply, donโ€™t eat apple pie, and donโ€™t eat ice cream. and you will get better…True๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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